Why can't you act like you have some sense?
Don't wear that shit, it looks silly.
Why can't you be more like your brother/sister?
Turn that shit down.
Sit still.
Stop fidgeting.
Do you HAVE to display affection in public?
You should sell that thing and get some sensible transportation.
Love doesn't put food on the table.
You'll never get a job in THAT field.
You're wasting your life.
If it was good enough for your parents, it's good enough for you.
The world is going to hell in a handbasket.
First I was :? :sad: and then :madbanana: and finally :x
There was too much Freeky's Parents in that post.
That's not the way most people do it.
You'll never earn a living that way.
Last time I checked people didn't use that word anymore.
Why would you bother reading that?
Forget it, it's nothing.
I don't have the time for that and neither do you.
I don't want to talk about it.
That's not how I would do it.
Don't worry about it. You wouldn't understand.
Act your age.
Why can't you be like everyone else?
How can you call yourself a X if you don't Y?
Well sure, I guess you could do it that way.
Repost, but relevant:
"Do all Americans [insert recent action/statement here]"
-Grandpa Blight
I feel like that too, sometimes. Everybody does, once in a while. You just gotta try harder.
I don't want to know
No one needs to know
You shouldn't even try
You'll fail
You don't have time for that. You're busy.
Oh, so you're not hungry right now? Good. I think today's a good day for famine day.
When I was your age, we didn't have Internet. I think it's a good idea to take yours away, what do you think?
You look like a hillbilly.
Oh, it goes against your principles, does it? Fuck your principles.
When I was your age, I was in the cadets. I think you should join the military.
One of these days-- no, shut the fuck up, let me finish. One of these days, you're gonna end up in the fucking mental hospital.
I'll castrate you if I ever catch you doing that.
Shut the fuck up, you little cunt.
You know what you are? You're a nigger.
I'm sorry, I was just in a bad mood when I said that. Come here. Give me a hug. (beat) COME THE FUCK OVER HERE RIGHT NOW.
90% of people are good and decent. It's the other ten percent that cause the problems.
All you can do is your best. Finish what you can, let go what you can't.
The trials of motherhood.
Ignorance is bliss, sometimes.
You can't let them get you down.
Sometimes it's just hard work.
Hang in there, like a hair on a biscuit.
You're a freak, you know that?
You lose a bet or something?
I can really see you shooting up the school one day.
Yeah, of course YOU would think that.
Die alone.
Quote from: Alty on October 26, 2010, 08:41:05 PM
That's not the way most people do it.
You'll never earn a living that way.
Last time I checked people didn't use that word anymore.
Why would you bother reading that?
Forget it, it's nothing.
I don't have the time for that and neither do you.
I don't want to talk about it.
:mittens:
You look like a Republican biker.
You know that all your friends are going to be gone in 3 years, right?
You don't want to be doing what you're doing for the rest of your life.
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket.
Are you really that good?
You're just going through a phase.
She's not good enough for you.
Oh, uh... she's nice...
Well, you'll have other girlfriends (my grandmother in regards to my Protestant ex)
As long as you're not voting Republican...
You should come up with a back up plan.
Do something you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
It's okay to be sad.
Are you going to just sit there?
Go get a job. You get cleaned up and they you don't go anywhere.
Talk to me; I can't help you if you don't talk to me.
If it was easy, everyone would be doing it.
Gut genook.
You need to watch over your [adult] sister.
You're a tool.
Don't change the subject [with relevant facts], only guilty people do that.
Yeah, don't call people fags otherwise someone's going to get offended.
Join the club
When are you going to get married?
Chin up- they'll all have forgotten tomorrow
Stop feeling sorry for yourself- get up and get out
Come back home, I need you to cook/clean