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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Ob_Portu on October 26, 2010, 09:12:30 PM

Title: Sausage diet recipe
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 26, 2010, 09:12:30 PM
I'm thinking of making the easiest most kickass diet ever.

the four sausages a day diet. Organic chicken sausages, bitches. They are PRECOOKED,microwave em!

Less than 200 calories a day AND low carb(so as to put your body into lipolysis, you know, Fat buring mode?)

Fucking delicious, and they DO have apple flavor.

Now there's No excuse, go get that supermodel body.

This recipe is copyleft.
Title: Re: Sausage diet recipe
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on October 26, 2010, 09:21:02 PM
There is a farm in Waverly Nebraska, which is like five miles from Lincoln where I live, that makes these.
They're called Smart Chicken, and they're fucking delicious...
Sadly, all of the grocery stores around here just carry the normal chicken products, but not their chicken sausages and brats.
Its a travesty.

I wont eat anything but organic free-range chicken,
Have you ever been to a Tyson plant?
I have.
Title: Re: Sausage diet recipe
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 26, 2010, 09:39:33 PM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on October 26, 2010, 09:12:30 PM
I'm thinking of making the easiest most kickass diet ever.

the four sausages a day diet. Organic chicken sausages, bitches. They are PRECOOKED,microwave em!

Less than 200 calories a day AND low carb(so as to put your body into lipolysis, you know, Fat buring mode?)

Fucking delicious, and they DO have apple flavor.

Now there's No excuse, go get that supermodel body.

This recipe is copyleft.

This is a lot like the cheeseburger diet. It works.

http://cheeseburgerexperiment.blogspot.com/

Can't argue with science, bitches!

Title: Re: Sausage diet recipe
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 26, 2010, 09:41:15 PM
I've been to all manner of commercial farming plants.

FUCK THAT SHIT.


Organic and free range if I'm eating meat at all.

I'm so proud of you!

Fuck yeah! Science is what it is!
Title: Re: Sausage diet recipe
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 01:46:57 PM
I never sausage a weird diet before. 
Title: Re: Sausage diet recipe
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 02:10:00 PM
I know your secret Rev. What's-His-Name?