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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 01:38:14 PM

Title: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 01:38:14 PM
This place has been a big bundle of negativity lately.  And it's not the good horrormirthy flavor of negativity.  It's all the shit that's going on between pd users. 

If you guys don't straighten the fuck up I swear by Groucho I'm going to flood this place with puns. 

Don't MAKE me stop this forum.  I'll hijack this sucker and fly it into the Gothic Poetry forums!

I'll post nothing but bad poetry and puns.  Yeah, I'm talking the shit I don't post.  I've got tons of em. 

It will be like the Titanic when the ship is filling up with freezing salty water.  Except, it will be puns!  PUNS!!!!!

And NO NAKED RED HEADS!!!  DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!

So c'mon guys.  Chill out. 

Pretty please. 
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: LMNO on October 27, 2010, 01:39:54 PM
What's this about naked redheads?
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Hanni on October 27, 2010, 01:40:23 PM
Anything but the Puns!  :|
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 01:41:41 PM
That's right, you'll be begging for mercy at the end!  It will be like waiting in line at the DMV to renew your license.  Except, worse!
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 27, 2010, 01:39:54 PM
What's this about naked redheads?

NEIN!   

There shall be a naked redhead embargo!  I will be stowing them all away in my basement.  Or in one of those POD things. 
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
Naked redhead.

Sorry.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Richter on October 27, 2010, 02:20:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 01:38:14 PM
This place has been a big bundle of negativity lately.  And it's not the good horrormirthy flavor of negativity.  It's all the shit that's going on between pd users. 

If you guys don't straighten the fuck up I swear by Groucho I'm going to flood this place with puns. 

Don't MAKE me stop this forum.  I'll hijack this sucker and fly it into the Gothic Poetry forums!

I'll post nothing but bad poetry and puns.  Yeah, I'm talking the shit I don't post.  I've got tons of em. 

It will be like the Titanic when the ship is filling up with freezing salty water.  Except, it will be puns!  PUNS!!!!!

And NO NAKED RED HEADS!!!  DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!?!

So c'mon guys.  Chill out. 

Pretty please. 

Do it.  Lollercaust them all. 
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 27, 2010, 02:24:47 PM
WE'RE GOING TO BE INVADED BY NAKED REDHEADED HUNS!!  ONOEZ!!
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 27, 2010, 02:27:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that if you flooded this place with naked redheads, the bickering would stop just as well...


Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: LMNO on October 27, 2010, 02:33:32 PM
Unfortunately for all of you, I'm now envisioning hundreds of naked Carrot Tops.



Now you're thinking of the same thing.


You're welcome.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 02:36:33 PM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
Naked redhead.

Sorry.

INSOLENCE!!!!

i'm assuming since websense has omitted whatever graphic it is you have posted.

THERE SHALL BE A POX, or two, UPON YOUR HOUSE SIR!!!!
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 27, 2010, 02:37:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 27, 2010, 02:33:32 PM
Unfortunately for all of you, I'm now envisioning hundreds of naked Carrot Tops.



Now you're thinking of the same thing.


You're welcome.

:fap:
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Eve on October 27, 2010, 02:37:59 PM
RWHN, I actually love your puns.



Now that I am picturing naked Carrot Top against my will, I'm going to go see about bleaching my brain.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 02:38:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 27, 2010, 02:27:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that if you flooded this place with naked redheads, the bickering would stop just as well...




Good point.  Alas, I live in a largely French community.  Would naked Brunettes with big noses do?  
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 27, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 27, 2010, 02:33:32 PM
Unfortunately for all of you, I'm now envisioning hundreds of naked Carrot Tops.



Now you're thinking of the same thing.


You're welcome.

:argh!: :fuckmittens:  :vom:

he looks like a ginger lou ferrigno now..  
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 02:39:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 27, 2010, 02:33:32 PM
Unfortunately for all of you, I'm now envisioning hundreds of naked Carrot Tops.



Now you're thinking of the same thing.


You're welcome.

nu-uh.  

Danny Bonaduce.

Check mate!
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 27, 2010, 02:37:59 PM
RWHN, I actually love your puns.



Now that I am picturing naked Carrot Top against my will, I'm going to go see about bleaching my brain.

What, you are picturing yourself with a naked Carrot Top against your wall?

what? 
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: LMNO on October 27, 2010, 02:42:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 02:39:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on October 27, 2010, 02:33:32 PM
Unfortunately for all of you, I'm now envisioning hundreds of naked Carrot Tops.



Now you're thinking of the same thing.


You're welcome.

nu-uh. 

Danny Bonaduce.

Check mate!

In my mind, they're in a three way with David Caruso.





YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 02:43:18 PM
Well played sir. 

Well played. 
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Eve on October 27, 2010, 02:48:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 02:41:15 PM
What, you are picturing yourself with a naked Carrot Top against your wall?

what? 

:x

Was that really necessary? I may never sleep again.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 02:48:51 PM
I did chill out.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 02:49:55 PM
Quote from: Eve on October 27, 2010, 02:48:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 02:41:15 PM
What, you are picturing yourself with a naked Carrot Top against your wall?

what?  

:x

Was that really necessary? I may never sleep again.

Sleep.  Who needs sleep?  It just interrupts the never-ending awesome that is life in Amurrica!

ETA:  Love the new (or new to me) avatar. 
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Placid Dingo on October 27, 2010, 02:54:59 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Toothpick_s.jpg/220px-Toothpick_s.jpg)
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Eve on October 27, 2010, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 27, 2010, 02:49:55 PM
Sleep.  Who needs sleep?  It just interrupts the never-ending awesome that is life in Amurrica!

ETA:  Love the new (or new to me) avatar. 

Ha! Wake me up in three years, in that case. Will reevaluate the situation then.

And thanks :D Felt like a good time for a change, and I've had that one floating around LJ (SHH, I know) for years.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Cramulus on October 27, 2010, 03:03:26 PM
I am chilled out as well. I was letting shit get under my skin and it made me too anal. I had to take a break and put PD in read-only mode for a while. It was actually a big stress relief to experience this place without participating. Now all the volume is turned down.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: LMNO on October 27, 2010, 03:04:01 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/TopSegalAWESOME.jpg)
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Richter on October 27, 2010, 03:04:17 PM
I have to know Eve, were the two female symbols supposed to look liek twisted coathangers?
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Eve on October 27, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
I think they're supposed to be hearts, but I prefer the hangers.
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: Ob_Portu on October 27, 2010, 03:39:11 PM
I endorse this insolence. _puck
Title: Re: What the hell is wrong with you people?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2010, 03:36:11 AM
I still hate all of you fuckers. In the face.