Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cain on October 27, 2010, 09:28:50 PM

Title: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Cain on October 27, 2010, 09:28:50 PM
Unfortunately, no-one actually understands what she is saying.

(http://imgur.com/vRndm.jpg)

And no, that isn't photoshopped http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/statuses/28913029365
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2010, 09:56:44 PM
It's a little early in Alaska to be drinking
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Igor on October 27, 2010, 09:59:14 PM
It must be a smiley...

One eyed Klingon with a quiff?
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 27, 2010, 10:01:41 PM
My dream is that she gets into office, but is actually too stupid to be made anyone's puppet and just goes all-out with the fucking up of things.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Phox on October 28, 2010, 04:42:48 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 27, 2010, 10:01:41 PM
My dream is that she gets into office, but is actually too stupid to be made anyone's puppet and just goes all-out with the fucking up of things.

We can only hope....
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Salty on October 28, 2010, 04:49:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 27, 2010, 09:56:44 PM
It's a little early in Alaska to be drinking

Says who? :lol:
The light's so fucked up you can't really depend on something as arbitrary as "time" to make informed decisions re:booze. Or informed decisions period.

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 27, 2010, 10:01:41 PM
My dream is that she gets into office, but is actually too stupid to be made anyone's puppet and just goes all-out with the fucking up of things.
*wistful sigh*
My fear is that isn't going to happen, that she won't win and the end will be boring. Could you imagine Romney bringing about the apocalypse? Dull dull dull.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Freeky on October 28, 2010, 05:37:05 AM
Could she have been butt tweeting?



I realize this would be a hard difference to make, seeing as either end has the same amount of coherence.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: E.O.T. on October 28, 2010, 06:39:03 AM


I KNOW

          that "the joker" imagery is way over done on the prez topic, but perhaps she would take the podium and actually, simply, reveal that she's him

AND THEN

          (http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs15/batman300.jpg)

AND

          (http://www.thetoyzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/batman_gay_doing_robin.jpg)

         
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 28, 2010, 06:39:44 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 28, 2010, 05:37:05 AM
Could she have been butt tweeting?



I realize this would be a hard difference to make, seeing as either end has the same amount of coherence.

Oooh snap!
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Triple Zero on October 28, 2010, 11:17:32 AM
Ok so Obama is the first black president, Palin will be the first female president.

Women's liberation and emancipation groups must be thrilled that finally a woman gets the chance to prove her worth as political leader of the world's greatest superpower.

I mean, just look at what Obama has already done for racial harmony and the rights of ethnic minorities!

My prediction: after Palin you will elect an openly homosexual president, who promises fix DADT and gay marriage, but to pass that bill he strikes a deal with the fundie Christian Republicans promoting abstinence and Big Pharma lobbyists that want to sell more HIV vaccins, and somehow he ends up banning condoms.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 28, 2010, 04:46:07 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 28, 2010, 11:17:32 AM
Ok so Obama is the first black president, Palin will be the first female president.

Women's liberation and emancipation groups must be thrilled that finally a woman gets the chance to prove her worth as political leader of the world's greatest superpower.

I mean, just look at what Obama has already done for racial harmony and the rights of ethnic minorities!

My prediction: after Palin you will elect an openly homosexual president, who promises fix DADT and gay marriage, but to pass that bill he strikes a deal with the fundie Christian Republicans promoting abstinence and Big Pharma lobbyists that want to sell more HIV vaccins, and somehow he ends up banning condoms.


:x TOO CLOSE TO REALITY! TOO CLOSE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH....
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 30, 2010, 11:51:05 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 28, 2010, 11:17:32 AM
Ok so Obama is the first black president, Palin will be the first female president.

Women's liberation and emancipation groups must be thrilled that finally a woman gets the chance to prove her worth as political leader of the world's greatest superpower.

I mean, just look at what Obama has already done for racial harmony and the rights of ethnic minorities!

My prediction: after Palin you will elect an openly homosexual president, who promises fix DADT and gay marriage, but to pass that bill he strikes a deal with the fundie Christian Republicans promoting abstinence and Big Pharma lobbyists that want to sell more HIV vaccins, and somehow he ends up banning condoms.


On the Bright Side TM maybe with Gubernator's help we'll do away with that nasty have to be born in the US rule about Presidents and some of you Europeans can come over and run.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Cain on October 30, 2010, 11:55:43 PM
We decided you can have Silvio Berlusconi and Vladimir Putin in the race.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Triple Zero on October 31, 2010, 12:13:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 30, 2010, 11:55:43 PM
We decided you can have Silvio Berlusconi and Vladimir Putin in the race.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 03, 2010, 02:20:28 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 28, 2010, 11:17:32 AM
Ok so Obama is the first black president, Palin will be the first female president.

Women's liberation and emancipation groups must be thrilled that finally a woman gets the chance to prove her worth as political leader of the world's greatest superpower.

I mean, just look at what Obama has already done for racial harmony and the rights of ethnic minorities!

My prediction: after Palin you will elect an openly homosexual president, who promises fix DADT and gay marriage, but to pass that bill he strikes a deal with the fundie Christian Republicans promoting abstinence and Big Pharma lobbyists that want to sell more HIV vaccins, and somehow he ends up banning condoms.


HEY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK...

Err, wait, that actually sounds about right.  :horrormirth:

Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 03, 2010, 03:42:30 PM
I think I hate Sarah Palin slightly more than my mother-in-law but it's really close.

If she truly is elected in 2012 even god won't be able to help us.  :x

She's a fucking fruitcake.

They called her one of the shrewdest political minds in the US on some idiot morning show this morning.  I threw up a little in my mouth.

Then again, that's really not saying all that much.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 03, 2010, 05:10:47 PM
As far as I can tell the GOP most certainly does not want Palin winning a Presidential primary in '12. It would be disasterous for them as things are now.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Cain on November 03, 2010, 05:13:06 PM
Yeah, the smartest thing is to give Obama another six years in which to discredit himself, the Democrats and liberalism, while the GOP sit on the sidelines and throw peanuts attempt to obstruct him as much as possible.

It's what I'd do.  I even suggested in 2006 and 2008 that the Dems should throw the elections, just to let the GOP discredit themselves entirely. 
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Cramulus on November 03, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
at this point I'm hoping that the democratic party fractures and splits, much like the tea party is doing to the GOP

they need some new energy
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:19:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 03, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
at this point I'm hoping that the democratic party fractures and splits, much like the tea party is doing to the GOP

they need some new energy

Not gonna happen.  They have cohesion, just no balls.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Cramulus on November 03, 2010, 05:21:10 PM
I think it's got a shot if some upstart liberals start shouting about how the left wing has no balls
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 03, 2010, 05:22:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:19:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 03, 2010, 05:17:34 PM
at this point I'm hoping that the democratic party fractures and splits, much like the tea party is doing to the GOP

they need some new energy

Not gonna happen.  They have cohesion, just no balls.

Yep, sadly they just keep blaming all the problems on everyone else.  :horrormirth:

Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Cain on November 03, 2010, 05:23:18 PM
The Dems have had the Netroots since 2003, the "progressives" who used primary challenges and money-bombs to try and make the Democratic Party more left-leaning and progressive.  The Tea Party are, in many respects, the mirror-opposite of the Netroots, except they actually leave their basements occasionally.

Also the Netroots are essentially cowards, who couldn't even bring themselves to call out Obama.  The Tea Party is far more vicious and less forgiving than they are.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 03, 2010, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 03, 2010, 05:21:10 PM
I think it's got a shot if some upstart liberals start shouting about how the left wing has no balls

Real Socialists have been doing that for years, but no one listens to them. Green Party could try that but we're too polite and part of our shtick is "these assholes just sling mud at each other and try to get you to think that there's much difference between them instead of actually getting stuff done." But no one listens to that either.

Jill Stein got 1% last night, btw, which is not surprising.
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:25:30 PM
Kucinich: 'We have to work together'

:lulz:

KEEP ON BELIEVING, SUNSHINE!
Title: Re: Your next President has spoken
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:27:37 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on November 03, 2010, 05:22:53 PM

Yep, sadly they just keep blaming all the problems on everyone else.  :horrormirth:



Balls.  What they DID was act as if they were the minority party.  So now they are the minority party.

But that's a great Teabagger quote.