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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 31, 2010, 12:56:25 AM

Title: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 31, 2010, 12:56:25 AM
http://kiwi.kz/watch/u8ton5kj0q7u/
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: President Television on October 31, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
I don't think those are real.
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Freeky on October 31, 2010, 02:58:51 AM
Could easily be elephantitis.
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 31, 2010, 03:56:21 AM
That looked painful! All of it.
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Jasper on October 31, 2010, 08:58:54 AM
Holy fuck!  There's one guy whose face is magnificently torn between astonishment, horror, and arousal.  It's a work of art in itself!
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 31, 2010, 11:05:04 AM
It's like that thing where only a diamond is hard enough to cut diamond. Only a melon is strong enough to smash a melon!
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Triple Zero on October 31, 2010, 12:12:49 PM
Um, Liam, did you watch the entire vid? Cause she does proceed to smash melons, among on other things.
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: bds on October 31, 2010, 02:03:28 PM
HOLY SHIIIIIT!
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Jasper on October 31, 2010, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on October 31, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
I don't think those are real.

Did you mean the cans, or the melons?
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 31, 2010, 08:31:56 PM
"Das Supertalent Kandidatin mit den Monster Titten"

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 01, 2010, 06:26:14 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 31, 2010, 08:31:56 PM
"Das Supertalent Kandidatin mit den Monster Titten"

:lulz: :lulz:

One of those phrases that is immediately translatable by any English speaker, with or without any knowledge of German.
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Richter on November 01, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
The judge's responses made it.  The vauge arousal, awe, and total flinching shock; you saw a whole gamut there.
Title: Re: BREAKING: RUSSIA DEVELOPS SURGICALLY ALTERED HUMAN-WEAPON!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 01, 2010, 06:31:46 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 01, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
The judge's responses made it.  The vauge arousal, awe, and total flinching shock; you saw a whole gamut there.

That was hilarious, lol