Poll
Question:
SHOULD I....?
Option 1: YES!
votes: 16
Option 2: NO!
votes: 3
Option 3: HELL NO!
votes: 1
Option 4: Who is the guy in the picture?
votes: 7
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/hmm.jpg)
(http://elvicities.com/~ananames/eightball.php?vex)
for the uninitiated: the guy in the picture is Prince Albert.
Do you have him in a can?
Yes because I'd never do it, and someone's gotta.
:x NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quote from: vexati0n on November 01, 2010, 04:12:33 AM
for the uninitiated: the guy in the picture is Prince Albert.
Wait, that means you're gonna jam a piece of metal up your pen0r?
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!not to be judgemental or anything, but in my eyes you will be desecrating a holy instance of the most divine highest possible mode of material existence that is only second in utter and ultimate sacredness to one thing, namely my own.
i just decided to make it a policy that anytime someone asks me whether they should pierce/modify/ornament/mutilate their junk, i should answer 'yes'...
The fact that you would ask this bunch of mutants for advice says to me you're already predisposed to making poor decisions, so:
FUCK YES.
This isn't some sort of mid-life crisis thing or something is it?
In any case, I fully endorse this idea.
Only if it's chained to your nipples. Othwerwise, what's the point?
Don't just pierce your cock pierce the HELL out of it.
Or chained to his leg :lulz:
Actually, I was gonna chain it to my wife's tongue ring.
From the back.
there's no need for before and after pictures.
i mean... plenty of such pictures on the internet right? and (as far as i know) my dick is as anonymous to you as any of them.
just find one on google and pretend it's mine!
people in the US do not randomly ask to see each other's penises unless they intend to have some kind of extended contact with said junks. people i know, anyway. although i am likely to post before/after pics on facebook just to make my family shit bricks.
Quote from: Liam on November 02, 2010, 05:09:09 AM
I know, I was getting the inevitable question out the way for you :D
You're pretty brave if you do can your prince. Mate of mine in the UK had two rings, and about a dozen ball bearings in his. He ended up taking them out, as he got fucking sick of people he did not know coming up to him and saying "OI! *** show us yer metal cock!" and the such. :lol:
He could no longer bear his balls full of ball bearings.
How droll!
They should make a movie about that. They could get Robert Downey Jr to be him. Iron Manhood.
Quote from: vexati0n on November 02, 2010, 05:11:17 AM
people in the US do not randomly ask to see each other's penises unless they intend to have some kind of extended contact with said junks.
We don't?
Oh dear, I have been terribly, terribly mislead.