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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Disco Pickle on November 01, 2010, 01:01:34 PM

Title: Grizzly vs. Bison
Post by: Disco Pickle on November 01, 2010, 01:01:34 PM
http://www.krtv.com/news/grizzly-versus-bison-the-rest-of-the-story/?sms_ss=reddit&at_xt=4ccd8ecbe4af5085%2C0
Title: Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
Post by: President Television on November 01, 2010, 03:35:43 PM
I came here expecting Street-Fighter-themed bear wrestling. I was disappointed.
Title: Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
Post by: Cain on November 01, 2010, 05:15:44 PM
"For you, the day I choked a grizzy then ripped it's still-beating heart out of it's chest...for you, that was the most awesome day of your life.  For me, it was Tuesday."
Title: Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
Post by: Jasper on November 01, 2010, 07:01:15 PM
Grizzly bears are the scariest motherfuckers.  I am indescribably happy that they never developed language or technology.
Title: Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
Post by: Telarus on November 01, 2010, 10:49:25 PM
Ursus spelaeus

The cave bear inhabited Europe during the Late Pleistocene and became definitively extinct around 24,000 years ago, although it held out for a few thousand years longer in some areas, such as the north west of the Iberian Peninsula, than in other places. This ursid was a large animal, weighing 500 kg on average, and was largely a herbivore. The bear hibernated in the depths of limestone caves, where the remains of individuals that died during hibernation slowly accumulated over time.

(http://files2.tellmewhereonearth.com/Photos%20Fossils/f257d.JPG)

For comparison, here's some dude holding an adult polar bear skull:
(http://www.jesseshunting.com/photopost/data/500/1530jim_skull.jpg)
Title: Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 04, 2010, 03:11:56 AM
(http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear3.jpg)
(http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear7.jpg)
(http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear9.jpg)





At some point around the middle picture a pair of pants were ruined.
Title: Re: Grizzly vs. Bison
Post by: Jenne on November 10, 2010, 09:30:42 PM
The pisser?  The bison didin't survive not because he was a grisly meal (badumching), but because of the injuries he "sustained," so the park rangers put him down the next day!

...except for the holy shit factor and the pix, what a waste!