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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 04:52:33 AM

Title: For the ladies
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 04:52:33 AM
Do you find yourself unable, physically unable to put a cute pair of shoes back on the shelf and walk away from them?
Am I the only one who does this?
Ok, not even the cute shoes. The fucking ugly ones too.

Scenario- pick up shoe, try shoe on, money flies out of wallet, closet overflows with shoes

If they don't go home with me I think about them for weeks. I'm still thinking about the blue stilettos I let go and the white and tan canvas heels with the shiny gold buckle.
Dude, that was over as month ago.

Is this an illness? Am I all alone here?
I have shoes I've never fucking worn, shoes that don't match anything, and I KEEP BUYING THEM!!

WHY??????????
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Dysnomia on November 03, 2010, 04:57:19 AM
I would do this.  If I didn't have to already do this with Hrosie of DOOM's shooz every other month.   



Every 6 months I could get a new pair of manolos.  :sad:
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 04:57:54 AM
I bet you guys thought this was gonna be all full of dicks and sweaty man chest.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Juana on November 03, 2010, 04:58:44 AM
Not alone at all. I avoid wearing heels because they're uncomfortable, but damn if there weren't some I wanted anyway when I went shopping on Sunday. I have about seven pairs of regular shoes I never, ever wear anyway, too.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 05:02:16 AM
I bought THREE pair last weekend. THREE
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:03:47 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 04:57:54 AM
I bet you guys thought this was gonna be all full of dicks and sweaty man chest.


(http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab147/InkPudding/Reproachful.gif)

...


Maybe.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:09:50 AM
Quote from: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!

It's not Friday.  Whiskey is for Friday.  HATE AND RAGE is for Tuesday.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:10:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:09:50 AM
Quote from: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!

It's not Friday.  Whiskey is for Friday.  HATE AND RAGE is for Tuesday.

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-ak-snc1/object2/620/97/n277447773814_605.jpg)
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 05:11:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

It's the blood muffin, from- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:15:52 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 05:11:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.

Dok,
Hedgehog.

It's the blood muffin, from- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM

You're a bad person.   :x
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Golden Applesauce on November 03, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.

Does this happen to other guys?
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Don Coyote on November 03, 2010, 05:19:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA&feature=channel
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Don Coyote on November 03, 2010, 05:21:06 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 03, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.

Does this happen to other guys?

It happens if you don't replace them or resole them regularly. My first pair of desert boots have the heels worn like that.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 05:21:45 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 03, 2010, 05:19:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA&feature=channel
:sad:


It's a skin condition.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:24:35 AM
I still think Shoes is the only relevant social commentary in the world of music worth listening to today.

Quote
These shoes rule; these shoes suck

Brilliant.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 05:27:05 AM
"These shoes are 300 fucking dollars, let's get em"
Oh god I've done that
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Rumckle on November 03, 2010, 06:21:06 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 03, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.

Does this happen to other guys?

Yep, the outside of my sneakers are worn down at about 30 degrees compare to the inside.

Though, my current shoes are the first pair I've had in a while where no other part of them have fallen apart before the heel.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 03, 2010, 01:42:04 PM
I have a friend who when you ask always says.... "Shoes define us from the monkeys" and follows it with "Do you know how many pairs of shoes I have?" when you say no she always laughs and says "Neither do I"!

At one time in my life I had over 300 pairs of shoes in my closet.  When my mother died, I donated over 200 pairs of shoes (it still kills me that I couldn't fit them) to the "Dress for Success" program. 

Today, I only have 6 pairs of shoes. It is intentional because if I allow myself to get back into the need, I will buy every damn pair I see whether I need them or not.  Just because I like them. 

I don't think it's as much an addiction as it is something seriously female.  And only females understand the need for a large and varied choice of footwear.

You're not sick or insane Squiddy, you're just being a girl!
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Suu on November 03, 2010, 02:37:22 PM
I need new shoes.

No, really. I need to revamp my shoe wardrobe. Badly. I had to throw out a lot in this past year, so I know I'm definitely below 20 pairs by now.


...WHAT?! FFS I ONLY USED TO HAVE ABOUT 35!
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on November 03, 2010, 02:39:34 PM
My desire for shoes is infinite, but my budget is so limited  :cry:
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 03, 2010, 03:37:23 PM
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 02:39:34 PM
My desire for shoes is infinite, but my budget is so limited  :cry:

Exactly!!  This is why I went cold turkey!  And believe me it was hard.  I avoid shoe stores and departments as much as I can.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on November 03, 2010, 03:39:06 PM
I CANT go without shoes!!! LOOKING AT SHOES IS PART OF MY COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!!!!!  :x :lol:
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 03, 2010, 03:46:19 PM
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 03:39:06 PM
I CANT go without shoes!!! LOOKING AT SHOES IS PART OF MY COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!!!!!  :x :lol:

Then wouldn't they be tax deductable as school supplies????   :wink:
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Freeky on November 03, 2010, 07:42:00 PM
Hey Squidday. I think you have too many shoes.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:17:49 PM
I THINK I have 7 pairs of footwear all together.  I havea  really hard time throwing away old ones though as long as they are anything like wearable.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: AFK on November 03, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
Must......resist......must......resist.......
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:24:54 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
Must......resist......must......resist.......

You're only going to get a hernia.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: AFK on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Suu on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!

Your sole is MINE.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Suu on November 03, 2010, 08:30:03 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!

Your sole is MINE.

That will be no small feet.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:30:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!

Your sole is MINE.

YOU...YOU...YOU ARCH FIEND!
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Freeky on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!

Your sole is MINE.

Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Suu on November 03, 2010, 08:35:31 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!

Your sole is MINE.

Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?

Stop jogging around.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:38:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!

Your sole is MINE.

Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?

I'm not going to agree jsut for the sake of peace, like some straight-laced tool
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Kurt Christ on November 03, 2010, 08:39:02 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:35:31 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!

Your sole is MINE.

Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?

Stop jogging around.
I was going to hold my tongue, but this cannot stand.
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Suu on November 03, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: Vartox on November 03, 2010, 08:39:02 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:35:31 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.


RWHN,
feels better

That's it, I'm giving you the boot.

SOCK IT TO HIM!

Your sole is MINE.

Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?

Stop jogging around.
I was going to hold my tongue, but this cannot stand.

Buckle your mouth!
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 03, 2010, 08:58:44 PM
All of you! GTFO!

Shoooo!
Title: Re: For the ladies
Post by: Kurt Christ on November 03, 2010, 09:01:35 PM
I will not be so easily heeled.