Do you find yourself unable, physically unable to put a cute pair of shoes back on the shelf and walk away from them?
Am I the only one who does this?
Ok, not even the cute shoes. The fucking ugly ones too.
Scenario- pick up shoe, try shoe on, money flies out of wallet, closet overflows with shoes
If they don't go home with me I think about them for weeks. I'm still thinking about the blue stilettos I let go and the white and tan canvas heels with the shiny gold buckle.
Dude, that was over as month ago.
Is this an illness? Am I all alone here?
I have shoes I've never fucking worn, shoes that don't match anything, and I KEEP BUYING THEM!!
WHY??????????
I would do this. If I didn't have to already do this with Hrosie of DOOM's shooz every other month.
Every 6 months I could get a new pair of manolos. :sad:
I bet you guys thought this was gonna be all full of dicks and sweaty man chest.
Not alone at all. I avoid wearing heels because they're uncomfortable, but damn if there weren't some I wanted anyway when I went shopping on Sunday. I have about seven pairs of regular shoes I never, ever wear anyway, too.
I bought THREE pair last weekend. THREE
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 04:57:54 AM
I bet you guys thought this was gonna be all full of dicks and sweaty man chest.
(http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab147/InkPudding/Reproachful.gif)
...
Maybe.
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.
Dok,
Hedgehog.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.
Dok,
Hedgehog.
Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!
Quote from: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.
Dok,
Hedgehog.
Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!
It's not Friday. Whiskey is for Friday. HATE AND RAGE is for Tuesday.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:09:50 AM
Quote from: Nast on November 03, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.
Dok,
Hedgehog.
Drink some whisky, it'll make ya feel better!
It's not Friday. Whiskey is for Friday. HATE AND RAGE is for Tuesday.
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-ak-snc1/object2/620/97/n277447773814_605.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.
Dok,
Hedgehog.
It's the blood muffin, from- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 03, 2010, 05:11:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 05:06:53 AM
Squiddy's new avatar makes the hair on my back stand up.
Dok,
Hedgehog.
It's the blood muffin, from- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM
You're a bad person. :x
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.
Does this happen to other guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA&feature=channel
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 03, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.
Does this happen to other guys?
It happens if you don't replace them or resole them regularly. My first pair of desert boots have the heels worn like that.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 03, 2010, 05:19:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA&feature=channel
:sad:
It's a skin condition.
I still think
Shoes is the only relevant social commentary in the world of music worth listening to today.
Quote
These shoes rule; these shoes suck
Brilliant.
"These shoes are 300 fucking dollars, let's get em"
Oh god I've done that
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 03, 2010, 05:17:15 AM
I have one pair of shoes, and the heels are worn down at a 30 degree angle.
Does this happen to other guys?
Yep, the outside of my sneakers are worn down at about 30 degrees compare to the inside.
Though, my current shoes are the first pair I've had in a while where no other part of them have fallen apart before the heel.
I have a friend who when you ask always says.... "Shoes define us from the monkeys" and follows it with "Do you know how many pairs of shoes I have?" when you say no she always laughs and says "Neither do I"!
At one time in my life I had over 300 pairs of shoes in my closet. When my mother died, I donated over 200 pairs of shoes (it still kills me that I couldn't fit them) to the "Dress for Success" program.
Today, I only have 6 pairs of shoes. It is intentional because if I allow myself to get back into the need, I will buy every damn pair I see whether I need them or not. Just because I like them.
I don't think it's as much an addiction as it is something seriously female. And only females understand the need for a large and varied choice of footwear.
You're not sick or insane Squiddy, you're just being a girl!
I need new shoes.
No, really. I need to revamp my shoe wardrobe. Badly. I had to throw out a lot in this past year, so I know I'm definitely below 20 pairs by now.
...WHAT?! FFS I ONLY USED TO HAVE ABOUT 35!
My desire for shoes is infinite, but my budget is so limited :cry:
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 02:39:34 PM
My desire for shoes is infinite, but my budget is so limited :cry:
Exactly!! This is why I went cold turkey! And believe me it was hard. I avoid shoe stores and departments as much as I can.
I CANT go without shoes!!! LOOKING AT SHOES IS PART OF MY COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!!!!! :x :lol:
Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 03, 2010, 03:39:06 PM
I CANT go without shoes!!! LOOKING AT SHOES IS PART OF MY COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!!!!! :x :lol:
Then wouldn't they be tax deductable as school supplies???? :wink:
Hey Squidday. I think you have too many shoes.
I THINK I have 7 pairs of footwear all together. I havea really hard time throwing away old ones though as long as they are anything like wearable.
Must......resist......must......resist.......
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:21:41 PM
Must......resist......must......resist.......
You're only going to get a hernia.
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
SOCK IT TO HIM!
Your sole is MINE.
That will be no small feet.
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
SOCK IT TO HIM!
Your sole is MINE.
YOU...YOU...YOU ARCH FIEND!
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
SOCK IT TO HIM!
Your sole is MINE.
Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
SOCK IT TO HIM!
Your sole is MINE.
Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?
Stop jogging around.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
SOCK IT TO HIM!
Your sole is MINE.
Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?
I'm not going to agree jsut for the sake of peace, like some straight-laced tool
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:35:31 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
SOCK IT TO HIM!
Your sole is MINE.
Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?
Stop jogging around.
I was going to hold my tongue, but this cannot stand.
Quote from: Vartox on November 03, 2010, 08:39:02 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:35:31 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 03, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 08:29:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 03, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Yeah, and that shit doesn't heel very fast.
RWHN,
feels better
That's it, I'm giving you the boot.
SOCK IT TO HIM!
Your sole is MINE.
Can't you guys ever see eyelet to eyelet?
Stop jogging around.
I was going to hold my tongue, but this cannot stand.
Buckle your mouth!
All of you! GTFO!
Shoooo!
I will not be so easily heeled.