I understand that none of you seem to be happy that Deval Patrick was elected for another term, and that your sales tax was not cut in half (which I thought was a stupid idea anyway. Shame on you for voting for it.)
So, right now, I am offering a "Join the Principality for Free"* special. That's right, gain your Rhode Island citizenship and flee your Puritan commonwealth to live within the boundaries of the scenic Providence Plantations! Original home to religious freedom (except to Scientologists), flag and ship burning, and the true first shot of the American Revolution!
Join me, and solidify my borders as you are welcomed into the bosom of my sovereignty! Break free of bottle and can deposits and actually have your roads repaired next year!
With arms raised, we will march on Connecticut together! So that they may be able to sell liquor on Sundays!
Who's with me?!
*Offer based on credit. Actual fees range from 3.5-15% of gross income. 7% sales tax applies on almost everything. Deal with it.
Quote from: Liam on November 03, 2010, 01:49:45 PM
could you wave the except to Scientologists bit?
Scientology is not a recognized religion in the state of RI. They aren't allowed to even set up a mission here.
Join this state or Dimo will eat you.
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Join this state or Dimo will eat you.
He will. I've seen him do it. Richter learned...Richter has left Massachusetts and now
squats lives in RI.
No bad oral zex jokes either. He opened his mouth up until his jaw was nearly touchign the floor, and slammed his head down over this zombie painted juggalo who was giving him shit, and swallowed. It was like watching an anaconda shotgun a whole keg of beer. Didn't even CHEW. He made some comment about it tasting like "lucky charms", raised the mic back to his face, and ketp jumping around singing like nothing happened.
I had to ask him later. I mean, I being at one of his shows, and just feeling like part of one big freindly, violent crowd. Jsut go along with the flow, and no worries, I feel like an outsider being appauled or having to ask about shit like that. When a whole person jsut vanishes in front of you though, consumed by soem tiny titan of punk rock, I jsut had to check in with teh dude to see what that was about.
"It's cool." he said, like it was a plate of cheese fried he slew, "I got a fast metabolism." Then the guitar palyer jumped up and threw him ina ehadlock, and they were off again, roughousing across the floor.
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Join this state or Dimo will eat you.
He will. I've seen him do it. Richter learned...Richter has left Massachusetts and now squats lives in RI.
Didn't I get here before you? ;)
Anywho,this place needs me. I AM Providence now.
Hey, so I'm a hungry dude...
A reminder to any Massholes looking to colonize RI: West Warwick, Southern Cranston and parts of Coventry are my jurisdiction, so if you don't wanna be dinner, just make sure you taste bad, or come with gifts. Gifts of lol cheese.
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:40:45 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Join this state or Dimo will eat you.
He will. I've seen him do it. Richter learned...Richter has left Massachusetts and now squats lives in RI.
Didn't I get here before you? ;)
Anywho,this place needs me. I AM Providence now.
Remember, my name is still on the lease. It will only take a small army and large dumpster to clear out the Monastery and take it back in the name of the Dolphin.
Quote from: Liam on November 03, 2010, 01:59:55 PMwow :D I was hoping you could lure them in with a cheap thetan tax or something, then overwhelm them, so's I could have all their e-meters. to make a giant e-meter out of daisychained e-meters. :fap:
Cool fact though.
If you'd manage to acquire a thousand of them, you could even make an e-kilometer!!
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 02:46:51 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:40:45 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Join this state or Dimo will eat you.
He will. I've seen him do it. Richter learned...Richter has left Massachusetts and now squats lives in RI.
Didn't I get here before you? ;)
Anywho,this place needs me. I AM Providence now.
Remember, my name is still on the lease. It will only take a small army and large dumpster to clear out the Monastery and take it back in the name of the Dolphin.
I know half that army, and can vanish just as fast. When it comes to moving the Richterran maintenance and fabrication yards, I've become VERY good at changing locales.
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:52:59 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 02:46:51 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:40:45 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 02:14:20 PM
Join this state or Dimo will eat you.
He will. I've seen him do it. Richter learned...Richter has left Massachusetts and now squats lives in RI.
Didn't I get here before you? ;)
Anywho,this place needs me. I AM Providence now.
Remember, my name is still on the lease. It will only take a small army and large dumpster to clear out the Monastery and take it back in the name of the Dolphin.
I know half that army, and can vanish just as fast. When it comes to moving the Richterran maintenance and fabrication yards, I've become VERY good at changing locales.
Very well, but the cats stay. Don't even try it.
...I'm still thinking the large dumpster may be a good idea.
More like two dumpsters, or a well timed add on craigslist. That place is a clutter singularity.
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 03:10:45 PM
More like two dumpsters, or a well timed add on craigslist. That place is a clutter singularity.
I'll tell you what...We put an add on Craigslist that says "everything is house is free", you lock your door and we have Nurse East do the same, I take the pots and pans...We don't tell Herbert.
To the Principality:
I must decline your generous offer. I like our sales tax and find nothing particularly bad about Governor Patrick, since he is an improvement still over the long line of Republican ship-jumpers, other than he does not recognize my claims to the Barony of Roxbury (which comprises Roxbury proper, West Roxbury, Jamaica Plain, Hyde Park and Roslindale. Not too happy about the Roxbury proper part, but it was a package deal). Further, our Puritanical tradition, while honorable, is greatly overstated as evidenced by our happily divorced homosexuals smoking cannabis in public areas, and our generosity in allowing Italians to venture out of the North End without visas. We're still iffy about that last one, but we don't want them spitting in our canolis when we visit their fish-fetid ghetto.
I will, however, gladly join you in a march on Connecticut, not to free them to buy beer on Sunday, but rather for the glee of burning and pillaging Connecticut to the ground. They seem to refuse to slow their SUVs for fuzzy mammals of any sort and their amount of roadkill on I-95 offends me.
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 03:18:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 03:10:45 PM
More like two dumpsters, or a well timed add on craigslist. That place is a clutter singularity.
I'll tell you what...We put an add on Craigslist that says "everything is house is free", you lock your door and we have Nurse East do the same, I take the pots and pans...We don't tell Herbert.
Someone will take the doorknob, and access the rooms in the proess. Maybe a pile outside, expeditied removal via front window? If we give the landlord a cut, and clear the rest to said dumspters, we'll get no complaints.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 03:30:04 PM
Barony of Roxbury (which comprises Roxbury proper, West Roxbury, Jamaica Plain, Hyde Park and Roslindale. Not too happy about the Roxbury proper part, but it was a package deal).
This made me laugh unnaturally hard for some reason.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 03:30:04 PM
our generosity in allowing Italians to venture out of the North End without visas. We're still iffy about that last one, but we don't want them spitting in our canolis when we visit their fish-fetid ghetto.
We have managed to confine our's to North Providence and Federal Hill. If you are in desperate need of an Italian-free getaway, we can provide. Unfortunately, the Portuguese weren't as easy to contain.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 03:30:04 PM
I will, however, gladly join you in a march on Connecticut, not to free them to buy beer on Sunday, but rather for the glee of burning and pillaging Connecticut to the ground. They seem to refuse to slow their SUVs for fuzzy mammals of any sort and their amount of roadkill on I-95 offends me.
Very well. I agree to this alliance as long as we free the beer from the grocery stores first. Pillage THEN burn, or so they say.
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 03:37:10 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 03:18:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 03:10:45 PM
More like two dumpsters, or a well timed add on craigslist. That place is a clutter singularity.
I'll tell you what...We put an add on Craigslist that says "everything is house is free", you lock your door and we have Nurse East do the same, I take the pots and pans...We don't tell Herbert.
Someone will take the doorknob, and access the rooms in the proess. Maybe a pile outside, expeditied removal via front window? If we give the landlord a cut, and clear the rest to said dumspters, we'll get no complaints.
Unfortunately they actually started renovating the club across the street, otherwise I'd just say dump it there with the rest of the crap they had out.
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 03, 2010, 03:38:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 03:30:04 PM
Barony of Roxbury (which comprises Roxbury proper, West Roxbury, Jamaica Plain, Hyde Park and Roslindale. Not too happy about the Roxbury proper part, but it was a package deal).
This made me laugh unnaturally hard for some reason.
It's from the sad truth that Roxbury sucks and no one wants it. I blame the mosque.
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Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 03:30:04 PM
our generosity in allowing Italians to venture out of the North End without visas. We're still iffy about that last one, but we don't want them spitting in our canolis when we visit their fish-fetid ghetto.
We have managed to confine our's to North Providence and Federal Hill. If you are in desperate need of an Italian-free getaway, we can provide. Unfortunately, the Portuguese weren't as easy to contain.
The Portuguese are acceptable. I will bring a Brazilian translator with me in the event one of them tries to speak.
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Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 03:30:04 PM
I will, however, gladly join you in a march on Connecticut, not to free them to buy beer on Sunday, but rather for the glee of burning and pillaging Connecticut to the ground. They seem to refuse to slow their SUVs for fuzzy mammals of any sort and their amount of roadkill on I-95 offends me.
Very well. I agree to this alliance as long as we free the beer from the grocery stores first. Pillage THEN burn, or so they say.
Ah, yes, nothing to pillage if it is already burned. Your terms are acceptable. Let the march to glory begin!
...I think I need to run for office next term. If I push to eradicate our blue laws, no power in the 'verse can stop me.
I will change my residency just to vote for you.
Seriously. If I push to change store hours on Sundays and allow the sales of liquor or at least beer and wine in grocery stores, the youth's vote will be in the bucket.
The Barony is ready to march!
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is unexpected, and far more terrifying than an outright act of war.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2010, 08:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is unexpected, and far more terrifying than an outright act of war.
Who won WWII, EoC?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is purely a New England internal affair.
Yes, so get your Red State nonsense out of our affairs!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is purely a New England internal affair.
Oh, absolutely.
However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:38:05 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2010, 08:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is unexpected, and far more terrifying than an outright act of war.
Who won WWII, EoC?
THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "WON" AND "WWII"!
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:troll:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is purely a New England internal affair.
Oh, absolutely.
However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.
Your proposal intrigues me. I shall take it under consideration.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:38:05 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 03, 2010, 08:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is unexpected, and far more terrifying than an outright act of war.
Who won WWII, EoC?
THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "WON" AND "WWII"!
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:troll:
Switzerland won, no matter what your definitions are.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 09:13:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is purely a New England internal affair.
Oh, absolutely.
However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.
Your proposal intrigues me. I shall take it under consideration.
You'd better move fast. The other guys are sending me a PO for 3 trainloads.
We have a special on napalm and flechettes.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is purely a New England internal affair.
Oh, absolutely.
However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.
Send me the whole catalog please. I can provide payment in the form of liquid capital, credit with Richterran forgeworks, or my longstanding arrangement with Manny's Tranny's.
Quote from: Richter on November 03, 2010, 09:42:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 03, 2010, 08:39:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 03, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
Tucsonia would like to take this moment to announce its neutrality.
This is purely a New England internal affair.
Oh, absolutely.
However, given that we ARE not only a red state, but a whackjob insane state, we'd like to offer both sides a hell of a deal on some fine weaponry, with easy credit terms, and prices that are just out of this world.
Send me the whole catalog please. I can provide payment in the form of liquid capital, credit with Richterran forgeworks, or my longstanding arrangement with Manny's Tranny's.
Hmmm...We ARE a little short of trannys right now.
And dog, we heard you like bayonets...So we made a bayonet that fits on your bayonet, so you can stab while you stab! $29.95/unit, volume discounts available.