Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Juana on November 04, 2010, 03:42:51 AM

Title: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Juana on November 04, 2010, 03:42:51 AM
http://strangebeaver.com/2010/09/wtf-wednesday-9-15/

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on November 04, 2010, 04:23:55 AM
How did it taste?
I actually want to know, I've never tried sea cucumber. (AFIK)
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2010, 04:24:15 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.

So....

What did they put in its butt, and why did it explode?

And why did I watch it in the first place?
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Don Coyote on November 04, 2010, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 04, 2010, 04:24:15 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.

So....

What did they put in its butt, and why did it explode?

And why did I watch it in the first place?
defense mechanism
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2010, 04:44:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 04, 2010, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 04, 2010, 04:24:15 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.

So....

What did they put in its butt, and why did it explode?

And why did I watch it in the first place?
defense mechanism

That explains why it jizzed on them, but not why it exploded or why I clicked the link and pressed play.
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 04, 2010, 04:59:15 AM
That made my eyes sad.
Oh god.
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Juana on November 04, 2010, 05:00:52 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.
The more you know and ew.
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Don Coyote on November 04, 2010, 05:04:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 04, 2010, 04:44:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 04, 2010, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 04, 2010, 04:24:15 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 04, 2010, 04:19:38 AM
It's just a type of sea cucumber, which means I can go you one better.

I've eaten one of those.

So....

What did they put in its butt, and why did it explode?

And why did I watch it in the first place?
defense mechanism

That explains why it jizzed on them, but not why it exploded or why I clicked the link and pressed play.

Coyote made you.
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Nast on November 04, 2010, 05:04:59 AM
Poor thing.

:sad:
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Juana on November 04, 2010, 05:07:01 AM
Yeah, I felt bad when they poured soda in it. That shit had to hurt.
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Jimmy Chitwood on November 04, 2010, 05:07:49 AM
that was awesome lmao retards :lulz:
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2010, 05:10:02 AM
Quote from: Jimmy Chitwood on November 04, 2010, 05:07:49 AM
that was awesome lmao retards :lulz:

:hashishim:
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 04, 2010, 06:05:48 AM
WTF :lulz:


it's the "pop!" at the end that really does it
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: Triple Zero on November 04, 2010, 08:45:19 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 04, 2010, 05:07:01 AM
Yeah, I felt bad when they poured soda in it. That shit had to hurt.

It's like bastards fucking around with snails (pouring salt on them etc). Well it's one thing if you do it because they're a pest in your garden, but another entirely if you start poking at and doing horrible things to them for entertainment. I don't mind anybody laughing at the video btw, I laughed at the catapulted squirrel video too (great slapstick timing, IMO).

At least it managed to fire jizz at them in a rather epic last stand.
Title: Re: EXPLODING ANUS
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 04, 2010, 12:08:13 PM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on November 04, 2010, 04:23:55 AM
How did it taste?
I actually want to know, I've never tried sea cucumber. (AFIK)

like saltier more leathery seaweed, basically. It's typically used as a flavoring for stocks and broths, not so much as a main ingredient.