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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 12:50:09 PM

Title: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 12:50:09 PM
Rin called, the grue are loose...again. Apparently one was sighted running in the direction of Downcity by ways of the Pineapple.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on November 04, 2010, 12:59:45 PM
DAMNIT SUU!  HOW COULD SHE HAVE KNOWN IT WAS A GRUE?  GRUE HAVE NEVER BEEN SIGHTED DUE TO THEIR EXTREME PHOBIA OF THE LIGHT!

THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY MY BANDERSNATCH!
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 01:10:52 PM
SHE'S A CAT, DAMNIT. CATS KNOW THESE THINGS.

EITHER WAY, WE CAN'T LET THE BANDERSNATCH OUT ON FEDERAL HILL. IT COULD SCARE THE ITALIANS!
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 01:21:27 PM
Also.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

YOU'D THINK I WOULDN'T MAKE IT KNOWN?!?!?!

Here's a cake:

(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/skull-birthday-cake.jpg)
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 01:22:07 PM
Shit, I should have yelled surprise first.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Jenne on November 04, 2010, 01:30:02 PM
Happy Birthday, Richter! 




...Suu, that cake is 3 parts great, one part WOAH
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on November 04, 2010, 01:31:43 PM
 :eek:

Thanks!  (Can't see cake @ work thou :(.  Will bask in the cake-y glory(?) later. )
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 01:56:51 PM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/skull-birthday-cake.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/cake.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/halloween-cake.jpg)

DO YOU SEE IT NAO?!?!?!!!!!!!

THAT. THAT IS WHAT THE END OF YOUR 20'S TASTES LIKE, RICHTER.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on November 04, 2010, 01:59:17 PM
Blood for the Blood God :lulz:
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on November 04, 2010, 02:08:47 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 01:10:52 PM
SHE'S A CAT, DAMNIT. CATS KNOW THESE THINGS.

EITHER WAY, WE CAN'T LET THE BANDERSNATCH OUT ON FEDERAL HILL. IT COULD SCARE THE ITALIANS!

THE BANDERSNATCH PROBABLY BRIBED HER IN KITTY CRUNCHIES.  IT KNOWS THAT IF I THINK IT'S A GURE, I'LL CHECK EVERY SHADOW FROM FED. HILL TO THE STATEHOUSE, WHILE IT GOES INTO "THE MELTING POT".

REMEMBER LAST TIME?  DO YOU EVER WANT TO SEE A BANDERSNATCH POUNDING DOWN BOWLS OF BOILING CHEESE LIKE BEER AGAIN?
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 02:20:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 04, 2010, 02:08:47 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 01:10:52 PM
SHE'S A CAT, DAMNIT. CATS KNOW THESE THINGS.

EITHER WAY, WE CAN'T LET THE BANDERSNATCH OUT ON FEDERAL HILL. IT COULD SCARE THE ITALIANS!

THE BANDERSNATCH PROBABLY BRIBED HER IN KITTY CRUNCHIES.  IT KNOWS THAT IF I THINK IT'S A GURE, I'LL CHECK EVERY SHADOW FROM FED. HILL TO THE STATEHOUSE, WHILE IT GOES INTO "THE MELTING POT".

REMEMBER LAST TIME?  DO YOU EVER WANT TO SEE A BANDERSNATCH POUNDING DOWN BOWLS OF BOILING CHEESE LIKE BEER AGAIN?

And people wonder why I won't go into the Providence Melting Pot.  :x :x :x :x
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 04, 2010, 02:45:14 PM
Happy Birthday Richter!
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Freeky on November 04, 2010, 03:48:22 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAG! :D
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2010, 03:49:14 PM
Happy birthday, Richter.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 04, 2010, 04:27:24 PM
Happy Birthday!

(Or Else.)
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 04, 2010, 05:45:55 PM
Happy Birthday!
You'd better keep getting older, or ill come and get you.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on November 04, 2010, 06:55:21 PM
Dok: Thanks.  I plan to celebrate turnign over the odometer by goading the whole dojo into handing my ass to me tonight.

Cainad:  The good times won't stop rolling.  Like Serge said, non stop disco.  They roll until the lube is gone, the screams turn WRONG, and the lights emergency vehicles coming to survey the scene.  The chorus is seasoned EMT's breaking down into sardonic laughter in ana ttempt to cushion their sanity, or puking.

Regret: I'll quit if you will.  Thanks. Spag.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: leln on November 04, 2010, 09:46:54 PM
As previously stated, happy birthday!


Note-my attempts at hybrid atrocity cake will not include a skullfuck cake. I do not possess that level of culinary skill. And it might make Mom and Dad call the nearest religious authority. Which I suppose would technically be you, and that could only end badly.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 09:48:06 PM
Quote from: leln on November 04, 2010, 09:46:54 PM
As previously stated, happy birthday!


Note-my attempts at hybrid atrocity cake will not include a skullfuck cake. I do not possess that level of culinary skill. And it might make Mom and Dad call the nearest religious authority. Which I suppose would technically be you, and that could only end badly.

Hmm...I could offer my services as a Holy Man™.  It would be an excuse to get back out to Providence.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 10:00:02 PM
THE REVEREND. HE LIVES!
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:04:08 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:00:02 PM
THE REVEREND. HE LIVES!

THE TIMES DEMAND IT, SUU.

WE WILL MARCH ON A ROAD OF BONES.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 10:08:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:04:08 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:00:02 PM
THE REVEREND. HE LIVES!

THE TIMES DEMAND IT, SUU.

WE WILL MARCH ON A ROAD OF BONES.

THE FREE WORLD NEEDS IT.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Cuddlefish on November 04, 2010, 10:10:10 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:08:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:04:08 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:00:02 PM
THE REVEREND. HE LIVES!

THE TIMES DEMAND IT, SUU.

WE WILL MARCH ON A ROAD OF BONES.

THE FREE WORLD NEEDS IT.

THE SANE WORLD DEMANDS IT!
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Suu on November 04, 2010, 10:13:09 PM
Also, I put "March on a Road of Bones" into GIS, and this came up:

(http://www.pokeruniversity.org/images/partypoker_player3.jpg)
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Freeky on November 04, 2010, 10:17:40 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:13:09 PM
Also, I put "March on a Road of Bones" into GIS, and this came up:

(http://www.pokeruniversity.org/images/partypoker_player3.jpg)

Holy shit, that guy looks familiar. It looks like my best friend's ex's brother (also an ex).
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2010, 10:23:49 PM
Quote from: Suu Cool for School. on November 04, 2010, 10:13:09 PM
Also, I put "March on a Road of Bones" into GIS, and this came up:

(http://www.pokeruniversity.org/images/partypoker_player3.jpg)

I could have told you that you'd get "America".   :lulz:
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Telarus on November 04, 2010, 11:07:45 PM
 :lulz:







HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAG
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Triple Zero on November 04, 2010, 11:31:03 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR RICHTER!!1
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Cramulus on November 04, 2010, 11:55:46 PM
HAPPY BUTT DAY MAY YOUR KNIVES BE SHARP

and your WITS BE SHARPER!


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Cramulus on November 04, 2010, 11:59:08 PM
ALSO;

are you PSYCHED AS FUCK
for the FESTIVAL OF THE DEAD November 19-21?



because I AM. Can't wait to hunt some big game.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 05, 2010, 06:21:15 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2010, 11:59:08 PM
ALSO;

are you PSYCHED AS FUCK
for the FESTIVAL OF THE DEAD November 19-21?



because I AM. Can't wait to hunt some big game.

FESTIVAL OF THE GODDAMN DEAD

We are so psyched and ready to freeze our nuts off in the name of high nerdery it's not even funny.
Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on November 05, 2010, 11:57:40 AM
Quote from: Cainad on November 05, 2010, 06:21:15 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 04, 2010, 11:59:08 PM
ALSO;

are you PSYCHED AS FUCK
for the FESTIVAL OF THE DEAD November 19-21?



because I AM. Can't wait to hunt some big game.

FESTIVAL OF THE GODDAMN DEAD

We are so psyched and ready to freeze our nuts off in the name of high nerdery it's not even funny.

IT IS SO FUCKING ON.

I'm about to glue my manhood to my kneecaps so it doesn't fly off in excitment/cold.



Title: Re: RICHTER, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Post by: Richter on November 05, 2010, 12:13:22 PM
Birfday Evening Recap:

I went home and took a nap.  A small cat slept on my chest.  Very relaxing.

Went to practice and cut it up.  Literally / Figuratively.  Then we went back to Enzo's for stew, where they surprised me with cake (not rape).  Suu and Gen. Stuart got me scotch.

Went home, where Herbert  and S from local SCA had decided to hang out and make food, partly for dinner, partly so they could say "surprise" and mess with me (again, no rape.)  Ate well for the 2nd time.  He also got me scotch.  Then we lost an hour of our lives to the Xbox.