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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: LMNO on November 04, 2010, 07:38:47 PM

Title: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: LMNO on November 04, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
http://slatest.slate.com/id/2273690/entry/11/

QuoteOklahoma's amendment, which also banned the use of international law in judicial decision-making, might force Oklahoma judges to ignore all laws that were conceived on foreign soil... "I would like to see Oklahoma politicians explain if this means that the courts can no longer consider the Ten Commandments. Isn't that a precept of another culture and another nation?" a University of Oklahoma law professor said.

"The result of this is that judges aren't going to know when and how they can look at sources of American law that were international law in origin. ... Many of us who understand the law are scratching our heads this morning, laughing so we don't cry."
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Doktor Howl on November 04, 2010, 07:40:27 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Freeky on November 04, 2010, 07:40:41 PM
Excellent job, Oklahoma. :lulz:
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Precious Moments Zalgo on November 04, 2010, 07:51:21 PM
LOL, I suppose that includes English common law also.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: AFK on November 04, 2010, 08:07:18 PM
Oh, this is fucking rich. 

:lulz:
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 04, 2010, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 04, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
http://slatest.slate.com/id/2273690/entry/11/

QuoteOklahoma's amendment, which also banned the use of international law in judicial decision-making, might force Oklahoma judges to ignore all laws that were conceived on foreign soil... "I would like to see Oklahoma politicians explain if this means that the courts can no longer consider the Ten Commandments. Isn't that a precept of another culture and another nation?" a University of Oklahoma law professor said.

"The result of this is that judges aren't going to know when and how they can look at sources of American law that were international law in origin. ... Many of us who understand the law are scratching our heads this morning, laughing so we don't cry."

Um.  Did they just ban Common law?  Seriously?
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 05, 2010, 01:26:01 AM
Apparently they didn't ban Common law, there's an exception in there.

They did ban all treaties with foreign nations though, so if you plan on setting up any torrent sites Oklahoma is the place to be.
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Template on November 05, 2010, 04:56:58 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 04, 2010, 07:38:47 PM
http://slatest.slate.com/id/2273690/entry/11/

Your link rotted already.  Now it says that Ozzy Osbourne is a mutant.

Two replacements --
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700078840/Oklahoma-lawsuit-filed-against-amendment-banning-Islamic-law.html
http://www.examiner.com/populist-in-national/oklahoma-voters-may-have-accidentally-outlawed-the-10-commandments
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Cain on November 05, 2010, 01:44:19 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 05, 2010, 01:26:01 AM
Apparently they didn't ban Common law, there's an exception in there.

They did ban all treaties with foreign nations though, so if you plan on setting up any torrent sites Oklahoma is the place to be.

They sound like the tards in some of our papers over here who whine about the "foreign" laws...which are voted on by our Parliament and passed into UK law, just like any other legislation.
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 05, 2010, 01:57:45 PM
So I'm curious, considering there are I think 7 remaining reservations still in Oklahoma and those reservations are goverened by Tribal Law and not state law and Oklahoma has banned foriegn treaties.....

.....then Oklahoma has just broken the treaties with these tribes, which can be construed as an act of war?




Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 05, 2010, 02:06:34 PM
I'm not sure on this, but I think treaties with tribes and tribal laws are considered domestic laws in the US (they are after all US citizens).
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 05, 2010, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 05, 2010, 01:26:01 AM
Apparently they didn't ban Common law, there's an exception in there.

They did ban all treaties with foreign nations though, so if you plan on setting up any torrent sites Oklahoma is the place to be.

How.... how is that possible? How is it enforced? How
:asplode:
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 05, 2010, 03:30:26 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 05, 2010, 02:06:34 PM
I'm not sure on this, but I think treaties with tribes and tribal laws are considered domestic laws in the US (they are after all US citizens).

No, tribal laws are not domestic laws.  Reservations govern themselves, the state has no juridiction.  Federal can force juridiction but....  it's debatable.

QuoteArticle I, Section 8 of the Constitution states that "Congress shall have the power to regulate Commerce with foreign nations and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes",[2] determining that Indian tribes were separate from both the federal and state governments, and

The Fourteenth Amendment, Section 2 amends the apportionment of representatives in Article I, Section 2 above.[3]
These basic provisions have been changed and/or clarified by various federal laws over the history of the United States. Regulate, historically means facilitate. Therefore, the Congress of these United States was to be the facilitator of commerce between the states and the tribes.[4] States maintain a singular sovereignty which the tribes themselves do not maintain as 'Domestic Dependent Nations'.

However, Domestic only refers to the fact that these nations exist within the United States.
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Cain on November 05, 2010, 04:14:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 05, 2010, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 05, 2010, 01:26:01 AM
Apparently they didn't ban Common law, there's an exception in there.

They did ban all treaties with foreign nations though, so if you plan on setting up any torrent sites Oklahoma is the place to be.

How.... how is that possible? How is it enforced? How
:asplode:

Fortunately, no-one gives a fuck whether Oklamhoma is the signatory to any international treaties, the same way no-one cares that the County of Yorkshire is not a signatory to the Kyoto Protocols, that Moscow Oblast has not ratified the Geneva Conventions and that the city of Calais does not diplomatically recognize Iceland.
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 05, 2010, 04:17:37 PM
It would be funny if all future treaties are signed something like:

Russian Federation, Republic of France, and 49/50s of the United States of America
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 05, 2010, 04:28:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 05, 2010, 04:14:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 05, 2010, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 05, 2010, 01:26:01 AM
Apparently they didn't ban Common law, there's an exception in there.

They did ban all treaties with foreign nations though, so if you plan on setting up any torrent sites Oklahoma is the place to be.

How.... how is that possible? How is it enforced? How
:asplode:

Fortunately, no-one gives a fuck whether Oklamhoma is the signatory to any international treaties, the same way no-one cares that the County of Yorkshire is not a signatory to the Kyoto Protocols, that Moscow Oblast has not ratified the Geneva Conventions and that the city of Calais does not diplomatically recognize Iceland.

This decision by OK is not going to make a ripple internationally.  Cain is right, no one cares.  However, locally and within the Tribal Nations... oh yes, it is and will. 
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 05, 2010, 05:29:25 PM
HahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'm hoping the next decade will be even hilariouser!
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 05, 2010, 08:08:15 PM
I am seriously waiting for a State to go so far that Federal intervention becomes necessary. I think that will be fucking HILARIOUS. Gonna happen in the next eight years, I guarantee it, and probably sooner than later.
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 08:08:15 PM
I am seriously waiting for a State to go so far that Federal intervention becomes necessary. I think that will be fucking HILARIOUS. Gonna happen in the next eight years, I guarantee it, and probably sooner than later.

If Obama loses in 2012, the teabaggers won't be able to rein the states in without alienating their base.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 05, 2010, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 08:08:15 PM
I am seriously waiting for a State to go so far that Federal intervention becomes necessary. I think that will be fucking HILARIOUS. Gonna happen in the next eight years, I guarantee it, and probably sooner than later.

If Obama loses in 2012, the teabaggers won't be able to rein the states in without alienating their base.   :lulz:

Oh my god! That's so true, and so beautiful. I fucking love it.
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 08:31:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 08:30:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on November 05, 2010, 08:08:15 PM
I am seriously waiting for a State to go so far that Federal intervention becomes necessary. I think that will be fucking HILARIOUS. Gonna happen in the next eight years, I guarantee it, and probably sooner than later.

If Obama loses in 2012, the teabaggers won't be able to rein the states in without alienating their base.   :lulz:

Oh my god! That's so true, and so beautiful. I fucking love it.

The sovereign nation of Tucsonora would like to take this moment to declare its independence.

Pls to continue shoveling the highway money to us, though.
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 06, 2010, 03:40:08 AM
 :lulz: BUT AT LEAST THEY GOT RID OF THE NON-EXISTENT SHARIAH LAW IN OKLAHOMA!!!
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 06, 2010, 03:45:52 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 06, 2010, 03:40:08 AM
:lulz: BUT AT LEAST THEY GOT RID OF THE NON-EXISTENT SHARIAH LAW IN OKLAHOMA!!!

Preemptive strikes are important. It is the American Way after all, especially where there is no threat whatsoever involved. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Oklahoma inadvertantly bans 10 commandments...
Post by: Jasper on November 06, 2010, 03:55:41 AM
The Un-Tied States of Fuck Alla Youse