THE GOOD REV. ROGER IS BACK FROM THE DEAD
PAYNE IS BACK FROM THE DEAD
ALL WHO FLOUNCE SHALL RETURN
EVEN THE TROLLS CAN'T STOP COMING BACK
there is something here which keeps people coming back over and over again .... beyond death
As a Professor of something, this is what I'm professing:
THIS PLACE IS HAINTED
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
ITT we tell ghost stories about the forum
Once, I saw a troll who HERPed so hard... They DERPed. :o
Pretty sure Roger is a zombie, or a vampire. That's not a haunting.
You might say he's a Rev.enant.
OMG GHOST STORIES
Okay....
There once was a newb. A friend of hers lent her a copy of the PD to read. There was only one thing, he told her, that was important, and that was to not take it too seriously. So she read the PD, and was heartened. The message of "Be absurd!" came through very clearly to her. So she started speaking gibberish and named herself Pope Tommy the Blanket Custard! One day, she decided to find like minded souls on the internet, and so Googled "hallway" because that was a pretty absurd way to find a forum full of Discordians.
And she found PD.COM.
But when she tried to show the posters how absurd she was, she was flamed! How can these people not like my shenanigans, she thought? I'm doing everything right! So she fought back against The Tyrants of PeeDee, and said to them that they were doing it wrong, and was eventually driven off the board. "Shame on you all," she thought to herself. "From now on, I hope you are plagued by Really Real Discordians until you guys get it right!"
And so it has always been from that day.
FNORD!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 05, 2010, 12:29:22 AM
OMG GHOST STORIES
Okay....
There once was a newb. A friend of hers lent her a copy of the PD to read. There was only one thing, he told her, that was important, and that was to not take it too seriously. So she read the PD, and was heartened. The message of "Be absurd!" came through very clearly to her. So she started speaking gibberish and named herself Pope Tommy the Blanket Custard! One day, she decided to find like minded souls on the internet, and so Googled "hallway" because that was a pretty absurd way to find a forum full of Discordians.
And she found PD.COM.
But when she tried to show the posters how absurd she was, she was flamed! How can these people not like my shenanigans, she thought? I'm doing everything right! So she fought back against The Tyrants of PeeDee, and said to them that they were doing it wrong, and was eventually driven off the board. "Shame on you all," she thought to herself. "From now on, I hope you are plagued by Really Real Discordians until you guys get it right!"
And so it has always been from that day.
FNORD!
:golfclap:
(http://andromeda.plymouthlibrary.org/blog/libchoice/images/woman-screaming.jpg)
:mitten:
Only thing it was missing was at the end, forget that template 000 used
But something like...
"No spag, you are the fnord and the spag was enlightened"
Quote from: Liam on November 05, 2010, 01:58:53 AM
Everyone got fingered.
We only had room on hand for a few.
*snicker :roll: snicker*
That post was awesome, and so much more awesome when I started narrating it in my head with an English accent.
I am sure I am a ghost by now.
CRAM: I demand a WOMP of Zombie Jesus Roger, or I will materialize in your bedroom every time you try to get laid.
No bullshit.
DAMNIT LIAM
:mittens: :mittens:
double mittens for both the story and the WOMP
Liam wins everything forever.
Quote from: Liam on November 05, 2010, 08:25:13 AM
Holy fucking shit. That sound serious.
I .... I .... I AIAIAIAIAAI I take a bullet for you Cram. :x {deep breaths now} OK.
10 PRINT "ZOMBIE JESUS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN:
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6880/sweetzombiejesus.gif)
AW LOOK! HE DONE BROUGHT ENUFF BRAINS FOR US ALL! fucking sweet. Let me dip my neural probe in a pile o that!
Mana from friggin Zombie Heaven that is.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
:mittens: @ liam
fuck! I am shitting myself raw here... My sphincter is raw and red from shitting so hard. I am so scared I could prolapse.
That finger... it gives me chills just thinking about it. Epileptic chills. I may be hospitalized for fear.
ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING UNDEAD
ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING FORUM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/rogerandpaynebackfromthedead.png)
... somebody said undead Rogers?
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9879/roooger2.jpg)
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2010, 04:26:10 PM
... somebody said undead Rogers?
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9879/roooger2.jpg)
Yeah. Sorry if I leave bits all over everything.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 04:37:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2010, 04:26:10 PM
... somebody said undead Rogers?
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9879/roooger2.jpg)
Yeah. Sorry if I leave bits all over everything.
:fap:
Um,
...
Liam
...
Will you marry me?
Quote from: Regret on November 05, 2010, 05:18:12 PM
Um,
...
Liam
...
Will you marry me?
He might, you know.
That's exactly what I said.....just before he married me.
Quote from: Bella on November 05, 2010, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: Regret on November 05, 2010, 05:18:12 PM
Um,
...
Liam
...
Will you marry me?
He might, you know.
That's exactly what I said.....just before he married me.
Shit,
competition.
I give up, my boobs are too small.
Quote from: Regret on November 05, 2010, 06:27:31 PM
Quote from: Bella on November 05, 2010, 06:04:42 PM
Quote from: Regret on November 05, 2010, 05:18:12 PM
Um,
...
Liam
...
Will you marry me?
He might, you know.
That's exactly what I said.....just before he married me.
Shit,
competition.
I give up, my boobs are too small.
Perhaps but you have an ENORMOUS estrogen connon.
Sweet merciful fuck! :mittens:
Quote from: Liam on November 05, 2010, 08:25:13 AM
Holy fucking shit. That sound serious.
I .... I .... I AIAIAIAIAAI I take a bullet for you Cram. :x {deep breaths now} OK.
10 PRINT "ZOMBIE JESUS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN:
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6880/sweetzombiejesus.gif)
AW LOOK! HE DONE BROUGHT ENUFF BRAINS FOR US ALL! fucking sweet. Let me dip my neural probe in a pile o that!
Mana from friggin Zombie Heaven that is.
HOLY FUCK
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 05, 2010, 11:19:16 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 05, 2010, 08:25:13 AM
Holy fucking shit. That sound serious.
I .... I .... I AIAIAIAIAAI I take a bullet for you Cram. :x {deep breaths now} OK.
10 PRINT "ZOMBIE JESUS"
20 GOTO 10
RUN:
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6880/sweetzombiejesus.gif)
AW LOOK! HE DONE BROUGHT ENUFF BRAINS FOR US ALL! fucking sweet. Let me dip my neural probe in a pile o that!
Mana from friggin Zombie Heaven that is.
HOLY FUCK
YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING MIND RAYS
JUST COMING OFF THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN EVERY DIRECTION
YOU CAN SEE THEM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2010, 04:26:10 PM
... somebody said undead Rogers?
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9879/roooger2.jpg)
This made me almost fucking choke on my pizza.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 06, 2010, 01:34:00 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2010, 04:26:10 PM
... somebody said undead Rogers?
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9879/roooger2.jpg)
This made me almost fucking choke on my pizza.
I love that image.
Who did that again?
Trip did I believe.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 06, 2010, 01:37:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 06, 2010, 01:34:00 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 05, 2010, 04:26:10 PM
... somebody said undead Rogers?
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9879/roooger2.jpg)
This made me almost fucking choke on my pizza.
I love that image.
Who did that again?
I did.
I also got a higher resolution version if you want it. Spent quite a bit of time on it, I think those pics were among the first/earliest ones you posted to PD. Working on the image, trying to make them look as menacing as possible, with you from the early MSY stories in my head (for some reason), just about when I was finishing up, I realized I was scared to my gut :lol:
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 09:25:59 AM
INSERT MORE GHOST STORIES ABOUT PD! GO!
like, three more or so and I can compile em into a It Came From Principiadiscordia.com pdf :D
I'd sit down and try to write one, but you've already won the thread.
Twice.
Big version of yellow zombie Rogers: http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/4993/rogerrogerbig.jpg
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 06, 2010, 10:54:30 PM
Big version of yellow zombie Rogers: http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/4993/rogerrogerbig.jpg
If you're not careful, someone might print that out and put it up some place appalling.
GHOSTS!
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Quote from: Net on November 07, 2010, 01:44:47 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 06, 2010, 10:54:30 PM
Big version of yellow zombie Rogers: http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/4993/rogerrogerbig.jpg
If you're not careful, someone might print that out and put it up some place appalling.
Like the inside of a toilet stall? Labeled "Defecation Aid"?