Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM

Title: Things you shouldn't google (Totally NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
New game guys, try to find things that you shouldn't google due to disturbing/horrible nature of the results, the more innocent sounding the search the better.


I'll start- Phimosis.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 06, 2010, 05:40:17 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
New game guys, try to find things that you shouldn't google due to disturbing/horrible nature of the results, the more innocent sounding the search the better.


I'll start- Phimosis.

Shudder. See wikipedia article for picture of it. It's right there at the top (har har).
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 06:05:31 AM
Also: Tree Man.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 06:18:58 AM
Don't image search Cylindroma
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Pantsromancer on November 06, 2010, 09:50:23 AM
Image search harlequin.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 10:22:21 AM
Quote from: Pantsromancer on November 06, 2010, 09:50:23 AM
Don't Image search harlequin.

Remember, everything are things you *shouldn't* search with google :P
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 11:12:51 AM
teratomas is another one you shouldn't image search.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 11:45:32 AM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 11:35:26 AM
ebola.

punching things into google looking for horror is fun!  :lol:

also DO NOT if you value your eyes image search the terms 'pain Olympics'  :eek:

It's a good one, but it's fake, still great thing to see how your friends react
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 11:47:26 AM
Don't image search fasciitis either.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 11:59:07 AM
Angiomatosis, most of them are bareable, but theres ONE particular image that's just.... OH GAWD
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 12:25:14 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 12:00:32 PM
its got to be number 3. that made me itch  :oops:

No, try again. Look closer.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 12:25:55 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 12:01:26 PM
veronica moser   :lol:

waits for the unaware to google it.  :evil:

OH JESUS CHRIST MAN
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 12:42:40 PM
Amy Winehouse.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 12:44:56 PM
Abort
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 12:48:39 PM
Wildenstein
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 12:45:06 PM
perhaps the previous horror numbed me, but I still think number three.



You don't think the eyeball looks worse?
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Triple Zero on November 06, 2010, 12:53:49 PM
Discordian Forum
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 12:59:56 PM
Oldy but a... well you know.

Mr. hands
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 01:02:46 PM
naw the cock was worse than the eye to me.

Fair enough I suppose. Still, that looked treatable, the eye one, not so much.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Cain on November 06, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 11:35:26 AM
ebola.

punching things into google looking for horror is fun!  :lol:

also DO NOT if you value your eyes image search the terms 'pain Olympics'  :eek:

Strangely enough, if you Google image search Ebola you get a fair few pictures of Paris Hilton.

Oh and some guy whose skin is peeling off his jaw in a very bloody manner.  But mostly Paris Hilton.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 06, 2010, 02:53:42 PM
Gacy
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 06, 2010, 05:43:39 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 12:01:26 PM
veronica moser   :lol:

waits for the unaware to google it.  :evil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRm7OKH844 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRm7OKH844)  :fap:
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Cuddlefish on November 06, 2010, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on November 06, 2010, 05:43:39 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 12:01:26 PM
veronica moser   :lol:

waits for the unaware to google it.  :evil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRm7OKH844 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xRm7OKH844)  :fap:

:x :x :x
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: BadBeast on November 06, 2010, 09:13:21 PM
I think it must take a great deal of courage to speak so candidly about a subject most people find a little distasteful. She obviously takes delight in her work, and must be good at it or she wouldn't have made so many films. And for all that, she's still a fine looki. . . . . . . . . . .  .  .Nope. It's no good, I can't even pretend to have any empathy with this skanky old Harpy. If she likes Space Docking so much, they should stick her on the next shuttle launch, and drop her off as soon as it's in orbit. Filthy, gristly, shit eating old whore.  Even my Dog had the decency to crawl off and be sick somewhere  after she'd eaten some shit. And look suitably ashamed of herself for a couple of days. Not post interviews on you tube, telling every fucker how depraved she was!

Just to get the horrible Biatches face out of your heads, here's some funny scat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: BadBeast on November 06, 2010, 09:24:42 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 06, 2010, 06:18:58 AM
Don't image search Cylindroma
A benign Tumour? Fucking Hell, if I had something like that, I'd want it to be malignant as fuck!

And Ebola isn't so bad. Doesn't even hurt. When I had it last year, I just got a tube of cream from the Doctors, and within 2 weeks, it had disappeared completely, . . . Oh, hang on, that may have been Hives, not Ebola. Yup, Hives.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Epimetheus on November 07, 2010, 04:25:21 AM
Rhinophyma
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: AFK on November 07, 2010, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
New game guys, try to find things that you shouldn't google due to disturbing/horrible nature of the results, the more innocent sounding the search the better.

Discordianism.
















Did someone already do that joke? 
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 07, 2010, 11:19:58 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 07, 2010, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 06, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
New game guys, try to find things that you shouldn't google due to disturbing/horrible nature of the results, the more innocent sounding the search the better.

Discordianism.
















Did someone already do that joke? 

Yes. Trip Zip.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 07, 2010, 02:58:24 PM
Special Fried Rice  :x
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (May be NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 07, 2010, 03:02:43 PM
Milk Fountain  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (Totally NSFW)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 08, 2010, 07:58:56 AM
No one mentioned the Pain Series yet.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (Totally NSFW)
Post by: Unayko on November 08, 2010, 08:33:12 AM
'Goatse'; fairly well known but it had to be mentioned. That thing was the ultimate rick roll at the end of the 90's.
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (Totally NSFW)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 08, 2010, 09:18:41 AM
Quote from: Unayko on November 08, 2010, 08:33:12 AM
'Goatse'; fairly well known but it had to be mentioned. That thing was the ultimate rick roll at the end of the 90's.
:rbtg:
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (Totally NSFW)
Post by: Lies on November 11, 2010, 02:15:25 AM
Priapism
Title: Re: Things you shouldn't google (Totally NSFW)
Post by: Nast on November 11, 2010, 05:18:40 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 11, 2010, 02:15:25 AM
Priapism

You'll never look at eggplants the same way again, I'm afraid.