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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Don Coyote on November 07, 2010, 05:14:49 AM

Title: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 07, 2010, 05:14:49 AM
FUCK YOU GOOGLE MAPS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCp5d2aeHYE


And it turns out I was mimicking the retarded battalion budget officer's mannerisms.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLuUVfkQqv0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKbCr8S9MEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIATgpDlKH4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAg003gWaDg


Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 07, 2010, 06:42:05 AM
Pwnt by the Eastside.

how degrading that must be.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 07, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 07, 2010, 06:42:05 AM
Pwnt by the Eastside.

how degrading that must be.

The ease at which I get lost in any kind of metropolitan area is both amusing and depressing.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Phox on November 07, 2010, 08:12:39 AM
Phox approves of Sir Coyote's podcast.

Oh, and  I had to make a special account just for you, since I don't want you fuckers to see my youtube activities.  :p (Also phoenixofdiscordia was taken  :argh!:)

Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 07, 2010, 08:14:21 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 07, 2010, 08:12:39 AM
Phox approves of Sir Coyote's podcast.

Oh, and  I had to make a special account just for you, since I don't want you fuckers to see my youtube activities.  :p (Also phoenixofdiscordia was taken  :argh!:)



I made a special account just for my podcasts. And it is so annoying that the name I want to use first always taken. :argh!:
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Phox on November 07, 2010, 08:22:36 AM
I know, right? But i demand more podcasts! Also, if I had anything remotely close to a high quality camera I would make some too. I may make some audio ones, if I feel like it.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 07, 2010, 01:22:19 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 07, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 07, 2010, 06:42:05 AM
Pwnt by the Eastside.

how degrading that must be.

The ease at which I get lost in any kind of metropolitan area is both amusing and depressing.

you can always PM me for directions. I know everything between Marysville and Renton like the back of my dick.

No guarantees I won't send you by some route that will involve some sort of naturally-occurring horrormirth, but you'll get where you need to go in the end.

ETA: Offer not valid in Factoria, Newport Hills, and parts of Redmond.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 07, 2010, 06:21:06 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 07, 2010, 01:22:19 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 07, 2010, 07:13:18 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 07, 2010, 06:42:05 AM
Pwnt by the Eastside.

how degrading that must be.

The ease at which I get lost in any kind of metropolitan area is both amusing and depressing.

you can always PM me for directions. I know everything between Marysville and Renton like the back of my dick.

No guarantees I won't send you by some route that will involve some sort of naturally-occurring horrormirth, but you'll get where you need to go in the end.

ETA: Offer not valid in Factoria, Newport Hills, and parts of Redmond.

Next time I need to go somewhere out there I will. I think I need some horrormirth.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: the last yatto on November 07, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
There's a bridge out in kent that's nice, its up the hill from downtown. Winco isn't that far (pinic supplies)
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 07, 2010, 06:27:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYtYm0b6QBk
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Phox on November 07, 2010, 06:35:56 PM
Sir Reginald is very distinguished, but he needs a hat of his own... :lulz:
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 07, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: Phox on November 07, 2010, 06:35:56 PM
Sir Reginald is very distinguished, but he needs a hat of his own... :lulz:

He does. I need to find a top hat of suitable dimension for him.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 07, 2010, 09:00:46 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 07, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
There's a bridge out in kent that's nice, its up the hill from downtown. Winco isn't that far (pinic supplies)

Hahaha!

You said something in Kent was nice. :lulz:
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue,
Post by: Storebrand on November 07, 2010, 09:26:27 PM
Are you still in the barracks? 
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue,
Post by: Don Coyote on November 07, 2010, 09:32:09 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on November 07, 2010, 09:26:27 PM
Are you still in the barracks? 

Yes.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 08, 2010, 05:16:46 PM
Sir Reginald is quite a distinguished individual.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Triple Zero on November 09, 2010, 02:23:32 PM
Heh. Cool to see you speak :) I didn't watch it in entirety, though. Now I don't make pod-casts myself, but IMO, the most important thing to do is editing. Which basically just means cutting out the boring bits. It also allows you to do several takes if you happen to stutter or whatever (not that I noticed). It's basically the difference between writing a post stream-of-consciousness style and the way you'd normally do it (rewriting the occasional bit, reviewing).

Aaanyway, whatever ignore me :-P

Question, what's that accent you got? I'm asking because to me it sounds like the utter most lack of any sort of English accent ever, not even vaguely British. Meaning, it sounds exactly like I'd expect English to sound like, spoken by someone who isn't from anywhere ;-)
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 09, 2010, 02:25:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 09, 2010, 02:23:32 PM
Heh. Cool to see you speak :) I didn't watch it in entirety, though. Now I don't make pod-casts myself, but IMO, the most important thing to do is editing. Which basically just means cutting out the boring bits. It also allows you to do several takes if you happen to stutter or whatever (not that I noticed). It's basically the difference between writing a post stream-of-consciousness style and the way you'd normally do it (rewriting the occasional bit, reviewing).

Aaanyway, whatever ignore me :-P

Question, what's that accent you got? I'm asking because to me it sounds like the utter most lack of any sort of English accent ever, not even vaguely British. Meaning, it sounds exactly like I'd expect English to sound like, spoken by someone who isn't from anywhere ;-)

I think Coyote is currently stationed in Washington State, with the US army.
Some of his previous posts indicate that he is likely originally from somewhere West of the Mississippi (asked me something like, 'so which tiny irregularly shaped East Coast state are you from?'), so yeah, English speaker from nowhere.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Earthbound Spirit on November 09, 2010, 02:52:50 PM
You probably don't give a shit but I liked it.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 09, 2010, 03:55:28 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 09, 2010, 02:23:32 PM
Heh. Cool to see you speak :) I didn't watch it in entirety, though. Now I don't make pod-casts myself, but IMO, the most important thing to do is editing. Which basically just means cutting out the boring bits. It also allows you to do several takes if you happen to stutter or whatever (not that I noticed). It's basically the difference between writing a post stream-of-consciousness style and the way you'd normally do it (rewriting the occasional bit, reviewing).

Aaanyway, whatever ignore me :-P

Question, what's that accent you got? I'm asking because to me it sounds like the utter most lack of any sort of English accent ever, not even vaguely British. Meaning, it sounds exactly like I'd expect English to sound like, spoken by someone who isn't from anywhere ;-)
If I get really into pod-casting type stuff I might some software for editing.

I am from Southern California, although I think I must have some kind of accent because people continuously mispronounce my name by changing the long 'u' with a short 'i' sound. And that accent isn't my normal speaking accent...I think. I don't sound like that to my self most of the time.

I'll be making one or two this weekend, when I don;t have to deal with my room mate talking or playing loud music or playing Call of Duty.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 09, 2010, 08:53:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLuUVfkQqv0

If it hasn't been process by the time I get back off of work, I'll re-upload it.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: the last yatto on November 09, 2010, 10:53:52 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 07, 2010, 09:00:46 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 07, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
There's a bridge out in kent that's nice, its up the hill from downtown. Winco isn't that far (pinic supplies)

Hahaha!

You said something in Kent was nice. :lulz:

its only about an acre but something about it makes me want to perform black magic :lulz:
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Jenne on November 10, 2010, 12:39:26 AM
Coyote, you have the accent a lot of actors train for--the non-accent of American English.  It's actually generalized in the linguistic community as just a Western-US/Coastal accent.  I would have this accent more often if I didn't have midwestern/Southern grandparents.  But this is the general accent of my whole family and my kids.  If I enunciate clearly and am having a meta-experience with what I'm saying, then this is the accent that comes out.  In casual speech, however, I tend to round things out in uber-diphthonguization.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 10, 2010, 01:36:12 AM
Oh gods, I want to kill this Sir Coyote dude. HIS VOICE ANNOYS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lulz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKbCr8S9MEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIATgpDlKH4
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 11, 2010, 05:20:51 AM
Youtube 2.5 hours to upload my latest bitching, only to fail. :argh!:
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 11, 2010, 08:06:32 PM
If someone asks you to do your fucking job, don't cop a fucking attitude over the phone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAg003gWaDg
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2010, 03:40:31 AM
They're getting better!

That accent sounds like an accent to me, because it's my accent and it always startles me when I hear myself recorded. You can tell it's a Northwest accent because it's draggy on the consonants.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 13, 2010, 03:48:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2010, 03:40:31 AM
They're getting better!

That accent sounds like an accent to me, because it's my accent and it always startles me when I hear myself recorded. You can tell it's a Northwest accent because it's draggy on the consonants.

But I'm from the southwest, and that the accent I've had since I was kid. Mostly. I think I slur some of my consonants more than I used to. But I don't even associated with native Norwesterners that much.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 13, 2010, 05:10:44 AM
Coyote just bought a 5th of whiskey.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2010, 05:27:28 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 13, 2010, 03:48:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2010, 03:40:31 AM
They're getting better!

That accent sounds like an accent to me, because it's my accent and it always startles me when I hear myself recorded. You can tell it's a Northwest accent because it's draggy on the consonants.

But I'm from the southwest, and that the accent I've had since I was kid. Mostly. I think I slur some of my consonants more than I used to. But I don't even associated with native Norwesterners that much.

That doesn't sound even slightly like a California accent.
Title: Re: Sir Coyote makes an ass of himself, also fuck off rain and all of Bellevue, and
Post by: Don Coyote on November 13, 2010, 05:39:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2010, 05:27:28 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 13, 2010, 03:48:18 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 13, 2010, 03:40:31 AM
They're getting better!

That accent sounds like an accent to me, because it's my accent and it always startles me when I hear myself recorded. You can tell it's a Northwest accent because it's draggy on the consonants.

But I'm from the southwest, and that the accent I've had since I was kid. Mostly. I think I slur some of my consonants more than I used to. But I don't even associated with native Norwesterners that much.

That doesn't sound even slightly like a California accent.

Well I was in speech therapy in first grade for 's' and 'th' sounds.