Sharks can go fuck themselves in whatever orifice can suffice as an anus. Suckers be leaping out the water at your face like "WOAHHIMAEATYOUFOOOD!" and your like "NAW SHIGGER I WAS JUST TAKIN A PICTURE" And the shark's all "PAPPARAZZIBITCHPLZGTFONOMDONTBEHATIN"
And the next thing you know, they're gonna start floppin all over the boardwalk, tryin to catch some pretty little bird be like "HAYBABYWUTSCOOKINSMELLSLIKE YUOOOO!" and theull be all "EEEEEE II HATE THE BEACH" and they'lll be all like "DONTBEHATINGIRLNOMNOMNOM"
And the girl won't be like anything, cuz she's dead.
:lulz:
I feel like I might be partly to blame for this.
Were the sharks in question searching for coffee?
Yes. You have fuckinged the animal kingdom forever.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/6382/imasharkww3.jpg)
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sharkmontage.jpg)
:lulz:
YUO ALL ARE TAUTING ME WITH THE SHARKS! FUCK YOU! I BET YOU ARE ALL SHARKS, AREN'T YOU? GO GET RAPED IN YOUR POOP HOLE!
:lulz:
Have you, by any chance, seen "Eagle vs. Shark"? It's fucking fantastic.
And not really about sharks at all.
Quote from: Nigel on November 08, 2010, 05:21:41 PM
:lulz:
Have you, by any chance, seen "Eagle vs. Shark"? It's fucking fantastic.
And not really about sharks at all.
I'll take a look for it soon. :)
FUCK YOU IMMA SHARK.
Also Mega-Shark versus Giant Octopus is like Jaws, on LSD and bad acting.
Quote from: Subetai on November 08, 2010, 05:37:13 PM
FUCK YOU IMMA SHARK.
Also Mega-Shark versus Giant Octopus is like Jaws, on LSD and bad acting.
Yes, yes it is.
from one of my personal favorite old grindhouse films
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCy27wGlQD8&feature=related
KAI, DON'T LOOK
(http://www.nataliedee.com/102610/first-they-take-all-your-money-for-tuition-then-youre-dead.jpg)
"First they take all your money for tuition then youre dead"
(http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/funny-pictures-sharks-just-want-a-hug-i-has-a-funny.jpg)
ps I LOVE SHARKS FUCK YUO FREEKY
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs41/300W/i/2009/016/9/d/GNAR__by_Under_The_Rainclouds.jpg)
Sharks are fine. It's the mad poop sharks you gotta watch.
Doesn't someone here work on those?
(http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/qc-sharks-sm.jpg)
I like sharks. Y'know what? I LIKE CEPHALOPODS TOO.
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/210/4/0/mustached_octopus_with_monocle_by_Nekopie.png)
Quote from: wikipediaIn Hawaiian mythology, Ukupanipo is a shark god who controls the amount of fish close enough for the fisherman to catch. He occasionally adopted a human child who gains the power to transform into a shark.
QuoteHe occasionally adopted a human child who gains the power to transform into a shark.
WERESHARKS,
ftw.
(http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/03/land_shark_from_saturday_night_live.jpg)
Anyone else remember this from SNL?
CANDYGRAM!
This is possibly my favorite thread title.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on November 08, 2010, 07:05:36 PM
from one of my personal favorite old grindhouse films
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCy27wGlQD8&feature=related
:x :x :x WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! :x :x :x
that made me so sad