Sir:
I have constructed a mortar in the shop that is - not coincidentally - the exact diameter of a balled-up kitten. I estimate that any kittens fired will not quite clear the top of Building J. The results will, of course, be fatal for any kittens fired from this mortar.
The reason I have done this terrible thing is that you haven't started up another game of Spiders (using the same rules as #2, mind you, none of that other shit that was discussed afterward). I expect the first load of the fuzzy little bomblets in by Monday. If we're not playing by then, well, you can just hold yourself responsible for all those dead kittens1.
It's not that I hate cats, mind you, but the pound is a little short of puppies right now, so I'm working with what's available.
Think of the kitties, LMNO...Think of the kitties.
Yours in ballistic housepets,
The Good Reverend Roger
1I am of course basing this on the well established Rand Paul morality standard. Do not question it.
Dear Roger,
Fire at will.
Yours in brotherhood,
LMNO
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 04:43:44 PM
Dear Roger,
Fire at will.
Yours in brotherhood,
LMNO
No problem. I shall simply allow Freeky and Squid to deal with your callous disregard for kittydom.
Heh. Well, if someone else can write the narration, I'll start another round up. I simply don't have the time anymore for it.
LMNO
-got another sideways promotion.
There's gonna be trouble SOMEWHERE if those kittens get daed.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 10, 2010, 04:46:13 PM
There's gonna be trouble SOMEWHERE if those kittens get daed.
Target Boston. He left me no choice.
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the Prudential Center, I shall fear no meathammah.
You're just lucky that my Power of Attorney hasn't been finished.
Honestly though, I could start up a bare bones, no narration game. Same mechanics, but no crappy hack fiction.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 10, 2010, 04:50:11 PM
Honestly though, I could start up a bare bones, no narration game. Same mechanics, but no crappy hack fiction.
That's cool. The narration is nice, but it's not why I play.
TGRR,
Plays for the same reason he used to play Risk and Diplomacy.
Ok. I'll do it, for the kittens.
HOORAY!
I still think none of the spiders should know who the others are...
Considering the Citizens have won both games, I don't see why you'd want to make it harder for the Spiders.
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We got LUCKY in the last one.