Principia Discordia

My cone is clearly superior.  She even made me use hers in the video, because of it's inherent inferiority.

Please straighten her out before it's all Israelis and Palestinians up in here.

My cone IS superior, yours is just cleaner is all. I haven't got around to giving mine a bath.

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 11, 2010, 04:57:11 PM
My cone IS superior, yours is just cleaner is all. I haven't got around to giving mine a bath.

Your cone is faded.  Old and busted.

Mine is shiny new hotness.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 04:58:29 PM

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on November 11, 2010, 04:57:11 PM
My cone IS superior, yours is just cleaner is all. I haven't got around to giving mine a bath.

Your cone is faded.  Old and busted.

Mine is shiny new hotness.

Just because it's sjiny doensn't mean is better.

Do either of your cones have mustaches?

No?

MINE IS SUPERIOR!!!!!!!!!!

I AM TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND EVERYONE TRAFFIC CONES WERE A CENTRAL PART OF MY FIRST POST ON THIS FORUM.

Hush, my children. Listen.

The One True Cone is not a material cone you can own and play with, nor even a cone which diverts traffic. The One True Cone is the Cone that resides in our hearts, minds and souls; the Zone is not a physical place, but a spiritual place to which we all may have admittance... if we just Slow Down for it.

Slow down, my children.

Slow down for the Cone Zone.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 11, 2010, 08:17:05 PM
I AM TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND EVERYONE TRAFFIC CONES WERE A CENTRAL PART OF MY FIRST POST ON THIS FORUM.

I don't remember that, but I'm sure I liked it.

Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 08:22:50 PM

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 11, 2010, 08:17:05 PM
I AM TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND EVERYONE TRAFFIC CONES WERE A CENTRAL PART OF MY FIRST POST ON THIS FORUM.

I don't remember that, but I'm sure I liked it.

It's still in my profile.  I didn't remember it either, until last night inexplicably.

Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 08:22:07 PM
Hush, my children. Listen.

The One True Cone is not a material cone you can own and play with, nor even a cone which diverts traffic. The One True Cone is the Cone that resides in our hearts, minds and souls; the Zone is not a physical place, but a spiritual place to which we all may have admittance... if we just Slow Down for it.

Slow down, my children.

Slow down for the Cone Zone.

:mittens:

All hail the True Cone: 1/3πr²h

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 11, 2010, 08:36:46 PM
All hail the True Cone: 1/3πr²h

I still need to get that tattooed on me. Somewhere.

Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 08:54:26 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 11, 2010, 08:36:46 PM
All hail the True Cone: 1/3πr²h

I still need to get that tattooed on me. Somewhere.

According to "The Tau Manifesto (http://tauday.com/)", that can also be written as:

1/6τr²h where Tau (τ) = 2π

So τ/6 = 1.0471975511965977461542144610932

Which lets us estimate the volume of a cone in near real time:

r²h + (.05)r²h

or, if we want 5 decimal places of precision:

r²h + (.04720)r²h


LOL, math-nerd.

Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 08:22:07 PM
Hush, my children. Listen.

The One True Cone is not a material cone you can own and play with, nor even a cone which diverts traffic. The One True Cone is the Cone that resides in our hearts, minds and souls; the Zone is not a physical place, but a spiritual place to which we all may have admittance... if we just Slow Down for it.

Slow down, my children.

Slow down for the Cone Zone.

:lol: :potd:  :lol: