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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 11, 2010, 09:50:01 PM

Title: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 11, 2010, 09:50:01 PM
It's that time again.

I swear that after this post I'm going to go into my studio.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Remington on November 11, 2010, 10:45:15 PM
BEEEEEAAAAADSSSSS

DOOOOO THEEEEEM
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 11, 2010, 10:45:37 PM
BUT THE LAST ONE HASN'T EVEN HIT 100 PAGES! :(
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: the last yatto on November 11, 2010, 11:04:02 PM
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/yattoksc/IMAG0228.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 11, 2010, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 11, 2010, 10:45:37 PM
BUT THE LAST ONE HASN'T EVEN HIT 100 PAGES! :(


Wasn't it at 99? I wasn't  trying to end its life prematurely...   :cry:

I was in my studio for a bit and made roughly $80 worth of beads, but I'm damn horny and distracted and Mr. Language is working until 5. :(

I'm debating whether to go to the store now for meatloaf fixins, or wait until he gets here so we can go together.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Disco Pickle on November 12, 2010, 03:29:10 AM
this bar is DEAD.

I'm buying everyone here a round of drinks..

fuck that OTHER open bar.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 03:31:36 AM


I'M HERE

          to encourage everyone to buy gold
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:42:35 AM
Board died.

Well, fuck this shit, I'm off to bed.  You fuckers may now envision me snoring and farting and picking my nose in my sleep.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 03:48:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:42:35 AM
Board died.

Well, fuck this shit, I'm off to bed.  You fuckers may now envision me snoring and farting and picking my nose in my sleep.

THAT'S

          how i always picture you. ooh. time to change my panties.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:49:35 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 03:48:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:42:35 AM
Board died.

Well, fuck this shit, I'm off to bed.  You fuckers may now envision me snoring and farting and picking my nose in my sleep.

THAT'S

          how i always picture you. ooh. time to change my panties.

Shut up.  You know you like it.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 03:52:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:49:35 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 03:48:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2010, 03:42:35 AM
Board died.

Well, fuck this shit, I'm off to bed.  You fuckers may now envision me snoring and farting and picking my nose in my sleep.

THAT'S

          how i always picture you. ooh. time to change my panties.

Shut up.  You know you like it.

WHOOPS!

          i'm not wearing any...
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
WHAT

          the hell is foursquare?! not the game, phone thing. these are the end times. fuck you, charlie, for leaving...
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 07:08:25 AM
...HAVE ONE OF THOSE

         totally irresponsible, paranoid, wasted, artist friends who have delusional fits and attack you, for being there for them?

AND WANNA PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE?!

         fuck
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: the last yatto on November 12, 2010, 07:09:22 PM
Just had the best bowl of honey nut Cheerios ever
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 09:02:34 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 07:08:25 AM
...HAVE ONE OF THOSE

          totally irresponsible, paranoid, wasted, artist friends who have delusional fits and attack you, for being there for them?

AND WANNA PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE?!

          fuck

Have had, in the past.  That was always no fun.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: AFK on November 12, 2010, 09:04:12 PM
Are you saying, that it didn't Gogh very well?




Is it 4:30 yet? 
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Jenne on November 12, 2010, 09:48:18 PM
:lulz:  Yes, and for you, yes.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:51:52 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 07:08:25 AM
...HAVE ONE OF THOSE

         totally irresponsible, paranoid, wasted, artist friends who have delusional fits and attack you, for being there for them?

AND WANNA PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE?!

         fuck

I wish you would stop talking about me like this in public.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 13, 2010, 04:26:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 12, 2010, 09:51:52 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on November 12, 2010, 07:08:25 AM
...HAVE ONE OF THOSE

         totally irresponsible, paranoid, wasted, artist friends who have delusional fits and attack you, for being there for them?

AND WANNA PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE?!

         fuck

I wish you would stop talking about me like this in public.

IT"S

          facebook, bitch. er....
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Salty on November 13, 2010, 04:31:43 AM
Some days....some days being a good parent means not murdering people to death.

Lil Alty just hit his terribleness and is, right now, screaming at the injustice of being offered a granola bar.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 13, 2010, 04:39:33 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 13, 2010, 04:31:43 AM
Some days....some days being a good parent means not murdering people to death.

Lil Alty just hit his terribleness and is, right now, screaming at the injustice of being offered a granola bar.

In his defense, being offered a granola bar is just motherfucking infuriating.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 13, 2010, 04:49:26 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 13, 2010, 04:39:33 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 13, 2010, 04:31:43 AM
Some days....some days being a good parent means not murdering people to death.

Lil Alty just hit his terribleness and is, right now, screaming at the injustice of being offered a granola bar.

In his defense, being offered a granola bar is just motherfucking infuriating.

IT'S

           almost worse than not getting exactly what you want. even when you don't know what that is.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Salty on November 13, 2010, 04:54:29 AM
He seems to be past it, he's now laughing maniacally for reasons unknown. I taught him that.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2010, 04:59:45 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 13, 2010, 04:31:43 AM
Some days....some days being a good parent means not murdering people to death.

Lil Alty just hit his terribleness and is, right now, screaming at the injustice of being offered a granola bar.

Isn't that the great thing about North America in the 21st century?  A child can be OUTRAGED at WHICH foods the child is offered.

It's great to be on top of the world.  At least until the power fails.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 13, 2010, 05:01:01 AM

MY (almost 8 yrold DAUGHTER)

         RE; chef from south park

"HE SINGS

         sex songs, you know that?! even if the girls are white!"

         
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Salty on November 13, 2010, 05:08:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2010, 04:59:45 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 13, 2010, 04:31:43 AM
Some days....some days being a good parent means not murdering people to death.

Lil Alty just hit his terribleness and is, right now, screaming at the injustice of being offered a granola bar.

Isn't that the great thing about North America in the 21st century?  A child can be OUTRAGED at WHICH foods the child is offered.

It's great to be on top of the world.  At least until the power fails.

Yeah, the older boy, the one I rarely see, he kept saying "I'm starving." when he was hungry.

I put a stop to that real quick.
To be fair I think he would have been outraged if I had offered him a whole cake. Crankey day.

Actually no. Everybody likes cake.
You know Reverend, my rage gland has been twitching and turning and spewing since you've been back. Feels good.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2010, 05:32:27 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 13, 2010, 04:31:43 AM
Some days....some days being a good parent means not murdering people to death.

Lil Alty just hit his terribleness and is, right now, screaming at the injustice of being offered a granola bar.

That is, actually, pretty much what good parenting comes down to.

Are they alive?

Good job, dad!
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Salty on November 13, 2010, 05:44:26 AM
For some reason that makes me feel all kinds of better.
It's a damned hard thing to do alone AND feel like you're doing right.
There's no soundboard.

ALSO,
Insomnia is fucking awful. I can already tell tonight is not going to happen until about four am.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2010, 06:07:58 AM
Beer and Monty Python are occasionally necessary for sanity.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2010, 06:45:00 AM
Also, demo for 3 Anarchangel songs are in progress as of last night (finally). Mental note: Use the Marshall half stack next time instead of the Vox.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: E.O.T. on November 13, 2010, 06:45:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 13, 2010, 06:07:58 AM
Beer and Monty Python are occasionally necessary for sanity.

AYE!

         this
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2010, 07:28:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 13, 2010, 05:44:26 AM
For some reason that makes me feel all kinds of better.
It's a damned hard thing to do alone AND feel like you're doing right.
There's no soundboard.

ALSO,
Insomnia is fucking awful. I can already tell tonight is not going to happen until about four am.

Heh! If you want single parenting support, I think you can find a bunch of it here! Or if you just want to vent. I get it!
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Salty on November 13, 2010, 08:08:17 AM
Ha!
I could vent all day long.
I try to distill it. Some days that works. Anything to avoid the void of complaining.

Thank you for getting it.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 01:27:49 AM
My ex.

Me: "Little Orange has been complaining of severe stomachaches off and on since Friday, especially at night. I'm worried about them. Can you make an appointment with her doctor? My car is still broken."

Him: "Yeah, I will."

Me: "Thank you!"

Him: "Is there time to make an appointment now? The weekend could be long if this keeps up."

Me: (???) "Possibly... can you call them?"

Him: "Got an appointment set up for 5pm today at Portland Family Practice."

Me: "Great, thank you! I'll get her ready."

Him: "Thank you"

5:00 rolls around.

Me: "Is everything OK? Traffic problems?"

Him: "Me?"

Me: "Like I said, my car is still broken... that's why I asked you to make an appointment... otherwise, I would have just made the appointment and taken her..."

Him: "I'm sorry. I made a mistake. I'm in Sacramento."

FFFFFUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Juana on November 27, 2010, 02:08:58 AM
 :? Is he just retarded?
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 02:33:25 AM
I think he has a cognitive processing disorder. He's not stupid. But yes, he may be retarded, in that for some reason information going in doesn't get processed or interpreted very well. He's actually quite intelligent, but not very present or connected with day to day life or other people. If he wasn't quite bright and able to make a lot of money programming, he would be in real trouble because I'm not too sure he's capable of navigating the world without other people kind of taking care of him. His money enables that to happen.

There are some signs that Little Orange has similar sorts of processing issues, but at seven she is already more lucid and connected with the external world than I think he is, and she is getting better all the time, which is promising.




Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 02:34:48 AM
In other news, I think I want to become a home ec teacher for adults.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: the last yatto on November 27, 2010, 08:22:26 AM
Is that like hosting candle light and tuperware parties?
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 27, 2010, 08:47:14 AM
Is LO ok?   :sad:
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 09:14:14 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 27, 2010, 08:22:26 AM
Is that like hosting candle light and tuperware parties?

More like teaching people to stock their pantry, make grocery lists, and plan meals.  But yeah.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2010, 09:16:09 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 27, 2010, 08:47:14 AM
Is LO ok?   :sad:

I don't know... I'm pretty worried. She basically didn't eat today, and when she ate a bit of the waffle I made her she ended up throwing it up. She's sleeping now. No fever, just bad bad stomach cramps that come and go.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Dysnomia on November 28, 2010, 04:41:52 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 11, 2010, 11:07:40 PM
Wasn't it at 99? I wasn't  trying to end its life prematurely...   :cry:

I was in my studio for a bit and made roughly $80 worth of beads, but I'm damn horny and distracted and Mr. Language is working until 5. :(

I'm debating whether to go to the store now for meatloaf fixins, or wait until he gets here so we can go together.

:banana:

I'll pay up whenever you want me to Nigel!  :)  I think my friend has figured out I'm making her and I the friendship bracelets we talked about last time I visited her, but I may have thrown her off the scent...I'm not sure.  Either way she's shitting herself excited. 
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:02:12 PM
Woo! I am making them tomorrow, actualllllly, and then I'll put them in the hidden "reserved" section for you (http://www.beadwife.com/?offset=12&CategoryID=37) and you can buy them anytime you like. :)

:awesome:
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 06:05:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 02:33:25 AM
I think he has a cognitive processing disorder. He's not stupid. But yes, he may be retarded, in that for some reason information going in doesn't get processed or interpreted very well.

Maybe he's just processing it differently.  I know people who take everything literally.

You DID say "make an appointment", and that's what he did.  The fact that you mentioned your car was broken down was probably discarded as extraneous information, because you didn't append an instruction to it.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 06:05:35 PM
Maybe he's just processing it differently.  I know people who take everything literally.

You DID say "make an appointment", and that's what he did.  The fact that you mentioned your car was broken down was probably discarded as extraneous information, because you didn't append an instruction to it.

This is true. Perhaps he simply lacks the ability to read inference.

In which case,

:assburgers:
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
This is true. Perhaps he simply lacks the ability to read inference.

In which case,

:assburgers:

Not really the same thing, unless it makes him non-functional, and he isn't non-functional, merely infuriating and frustrating.

Remember:  You had to give him orders to get nasty, at first.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Dysnomia on December 03, 2010, 03:49:39 AM
I BUYED THEMZ NIGEL   :D
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 04:23:36 AM
Thank you my loves. I are kind of retarded myself, bless you.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 10:12:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 02:33:25 AM
I think he has a cognitive processing disorder. He's not stupid. But yes, he may be retarded, in that for some reason information going in doesn't get processed or interpreted very well. He's actually quite intelligent, but not very present or connected with day to day life or other people. If he wasn't quite bright and able to make a lot of money programming, he would be in real trouble because I'm not too sure he's capable of navigating the world without other people kind of taking care of him. His money enables that to happen.

Is this the guy I met in Amsterdam, when with StMae?

Hope LO gets better soon!
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 10:12:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 02:33:25 AM
I think he has a cognitive processing disorder. He's not stupid. But yes, he may be retarded, in that for some reason information going in doesn't get processed or interpreted very well. He's actually quite intelligent, but not very present or connected with day to day life or other people. If he wasn't quite bright and able to make a lot of money programming, he would be in real trouble because I'm not too sure he's capable of navigating the world without other people kind of taking care of him. His money enables that to happen.

Is this the guy I met in Amsterdam, when with StMae?

Hope LO gets better soon!

Yes! I forgot about that. He's quite a dapper dandy.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 07:03:24 PM
The whole StMae connection is quite the freak coincidence. Who wouldda thunk it?
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:01:50 PM
I especially liked the look on his face when he saw my pterodactyl shirt :lol: Told him "yeah I found it somewhere, and I thought it was cool" but he wasn't quite that gullible ;)
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Dysnomia on December 03, 2010, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2010, 04:23:36 AM
Thank you my loves. I are kind of retarded myself, bless you.


I loves you Nigel!
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 11:06:27 PM
Quote from: SARAH PALIN on December 03, 2010, 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2010, 04:23:36 AM
Thank you my loves. I are kind of retarded myself, bless you.


I loves you Nigel!

<3 <3 <3
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 11:06:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:01:50 PM
I especially liked the look on his face when he saw my pterodactyl shirt :lol: Told him "yeah I found it somewhere, and I thought it was cool" but he wasn't quite that gullible ;)

Hee hee hee!
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Jasper on December 09, 2010, 01:35:19 AM
(http://i767.photobucket.com/albums/xx320/GSi911/mr-bump.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2010, 03:40:24 AM
OHAI THREAD!
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2010, 04:17:22 AM
I want boyfriend to get done with class and text me. Soooo sleepy! Maybe I should go for a walk. I could go get ice cream.
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Don Coyote on December 09, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2010, 03:40:24 AM
OHAI THREAD!
HAI NIGEL!
         \
(http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2009/02/linenthreadlg.jpg)
Title: Re: Open Bar
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2010, 06:11:55 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on December 09, 2010, 04:26:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 09, 2010, 03:40:24 AM
OHAI THREAD!
HAI NIGEL!
         \
(http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/files/2009/02/linenthreadlg.jpg)

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: