Where even my little ponies are subject to the patriot act.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9uTaehCHbU&feature=player_embedded
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Toys are dangerous. They stimulate children and give them a sense of "fun."
We cannot afford to have "fun" in this world. This "fun" is dangerous. "Fun" is distracting. As long as there are enemies, America cannot have "fun". "Fun" is for when you get to Heaven, after living a life of loyalty and subservience to the State God, obeying all the rules and not doing anything that doesn't serve America.
I dunno, blowing up toys with explosives and a remote-controlled robot seems pretty fun to me.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 13, 2010, 05:07:36 PM
I dunno, blowing up toys with explosives and a remote-controlled robot seems pretty fun to me.
Not fun for the owner of the toy. Fun for the bomb squad maybe. Nicely symbolic.
This is why little girls don't get real ponies.
I mean, it probably would suck to have to clean pony guts off the school parking lot.
Reminds me of this April Fool's joke, the father tells the girl in the morning he got her a pony, it's in the garden, excited she runs downstairs and out the house.
"You'll get the other half tomorrow."