Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on November 16, 2010, 08:22:50 AM

Title: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Lies on November 16, 2010, 08:22:50 AM
I have one word for you all-
"Israelification"

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

You're welcome. NOW SPREAD THE WORD.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2010, 09:13:45 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 16, 2010, 08:22:50 AM
I have one word for you all-
"Israelification"

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

You're welcome. NOW SPREAD THE WORD.

We were just having this conversation on my board, and pretty much everyone who has traveled to Israel agreed that that, at least, is one thing they're doing right.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Cramulus on November 16, 2010, 03:17:58 PM
eye opening. good read. thanks for posting.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: hooplala on November 16, 2010, 06:45:58 PM
Pierson is a real clusterfuck of an airport, I'm not surprised that douchebag's answer was the clear the terminal.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Richter on November 16, 2010, 07:03:56 PM
The final comment there was the best. 
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: bds on November 16, 2010, 07:10:47 PM
yeah, that was really interesting ~ doubt it'll ever be implemented over here, but it's a great example of security done right, i guess.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Richter on November 16, 2010, 08:10:49 PM
I agreed. In a  sick way the "Security" in airports right now is a product that the public is being sold on.  Wait hours and stand in line for screenings, and you're seeing that security in place, and being enforced.  The efficiency is almost secondary.  (Personally, I've chatted with people as vehemently defensive of the "strong" security measures, as folks who are opposed to it.)

Not to mention the use of screening for behavioral cues.  More difficult and expensive to train someone and employ for that than to watch a screen, or wave a wand.  (Ahh, the land of bored security gaurds.)
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 16, 2010, 08:30:48 PM
A) Airport security is an industry, and the point is to make contractors rich. If people are made safer, well, that's a bonus.

B) Americans bitch about the inconveniences of airport security, but truth be told, if it was easy to get through an airport, many people would assume it was also unsafe, and would choose not to fly. The inconvenience is the government's way of saying "LOOK WE'RE DOING SOMETHING," even though they aren't really, and people trust that more than they would trust actual statistical results, because we've been programmed to reject facts and rely on (guided) instinct.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Suu on November 16, 2010, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 16, 2010, 08:10:49 PM
I agreed. In a  sick way the "Security" in airports right now is a product that the public is being sold on.  Wait hours and stand in line for screenings, and you're seeing that security in place, and being enforced.  The efficiency is almost secondary.  (Personally, I've chatted with people as vehemently defensive of the "strong" security measures, as folks who are opposed to it.)

Not to mention the use of screening for behavioral cues.  More difficult and expensive to train someone and employ for that than to watch a screen, or wave a wand.  (Ahh, the land of bored security gaurds.)

They're getting paid minimum wage and working in a government union...I mean, REALLY, do you blame them?
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2010, 11:12:43 PM
$11.30 is the lowest starting wage for screeners. http://www.tsa.gov/press/releases/2003/press_release_0324.shtm

Oh shi, I just noticed that was from 2003. I'm sure it's higher now, I'll try to find it.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2010, 11:16:15 PM
http://www.tsa.gov/join/careers/pay_scales.shtm Screeners start at D. Not great pay, but definitely not minimum wage.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Cain on November 16, 2010, 11:16:33 PM
Does this mean Israelis are now sand-nags who love Obama?
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2010, 11:18:51 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 16, 2010, 11:16:33 PM
Does this mean Israelis are now sand-nags who love Obama?

I think that's what that means. I'm having a hard time telling.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 16, 2010, 11:56:54 PM
Here are a few more good TSA links. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!

http://volokh.com/2010/11/15/do-new-high-tech-scans-at-the-airport-violate-the-fourth-amendment/
http://www.americablog.com/2010/01/german-tv-highlights-failings-of-body.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-11-12/travel/travel.screening_1_body-scanners-pat-downs-travel-companies?_s=PM:TRAVEL
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/Amid-airport-anger_-GOP-takes-aim-at-screening-1576602-108259869.html

My prediction? This holiday season there will be multiple incidents of travelers stressed by the holidays, long lines, and poor treatment, losing their shit and flipping out in the screening area. One of these incidents will result in the unnecessary and unwarranted death of a traveler at the hands of the TSA. Mass outrage will ensue, airports will evict the TSA, and there will be massive layoffs. The department will be reduced to a skeleton, repurposed, and eventually renamed in an attempt to lose the shame.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2010, 01:52:25 AM
Quote from: Liam on November 17, 2010, 12:37:09 AM
Quoteand eventually renamed in an attempt to lose the shame

I'm with you 200% of the way but I reckon that last sentence should read:

and eventually gets absorbed under the Dept. Of Homeland Security like they want.

Or it could be me being all tinfoilhat.

No, they don't want to be absorbed by anyone. As a separate department they have their own funding and their own budget.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2010, 01:52:52 AM
Oh haha now the Christians are having a problem, too: http://www.christiannewswire.com/news/3927915508.html
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
interesting prediction, nigel

I think that if the TSA killed somebody, the news would be TERRORIST SLAIN and it would end up being an argument FOR these horrible things


either way, I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.


"Well kids, before the patriot act..."
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 17, 2010, 02:51:59 AM
I still want to know why keeping terrorists from setting their junk on fire is desirable.

If anything we should be encouraging this.  It can't possibly do good things for their recruitment figures.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Remington on November 17, 2010, 05:40:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H9HNEtrvEE&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H9HNEtrvEE&feature=player_embedded)

This is awesome. New Jersey legislators are taking on the TSA. It looks like the body scanners and groping are going to be the thing that finally sinks the security theatre.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:15:37 AM
GO GO NEW JERSEY!
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x


No, I think this shit is coming to a head.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:33:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x


No, I think this shit is coming to a head.

I honestly have no idea what the level of awareness of the average person is. Not to sound condescending.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:45:01 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:33:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x


No, I think this shit is coming to a head.

I honestly have no idea what the level of awareness of the average person is. Not to sound condescending.

Well, then look around.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 07:36:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:45:01 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:33:03 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 06:28:59 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 17, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
I think that future textbooks about this period will have to print a little sidebar about what privacy was.

:x


No, I think this shit is coming to a head.

I honestly have no idea what the level of awareness of the average person is. Not to sound condescending.

Well, then look around.

Will do.  :)
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 17, 2010, 04:19:28 PM
FTR, the only reason I object to the groping is because there's no follow-through.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on November 17, 2010, 04:43:58 PM
The main problem with an Israel-like airport security system being used in the USA is that a more competent, efficient handling of terrorist threats in a manner that is more proportional to the actual degree of threat wouldn't be very good at generating fear.

I mean, how are you supposed to get Americans to give up those juicy, delicious "rights" if every trip through an airport doesn't remind them of the REAL AND PRESENT DANGER? :nigel:
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: A Villager on November 17, 2010, 04:48:40 PM
What would become of the expensive scanners they bought if they were replaced by trained humans? What a waste.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Triple Zero on November 17, 2010, 05:16:16 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 16, 2010, 11:16:33 PM
Does this mean Israelis are now sand-nags who love Obama?

Of course. Additionally, they're all muslims form Kenya.
Title: Re: THE SOLUTION TO TSA BULLSHIT AND A SANER, LESS INFURIATING WAY TO FLY
Post by: Don Coyote on November 17, 2010, 05:54:29 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 17, 2010, 04:43:58 PM
The main problem with an Israel-like airport security system being used in the USA is that a more competent, efficient handling of terrorist threats in a manner that is more proportional to the actual degree of threat wouldn't be very good at generating fear.

I mean, how are you supposed to get Americans to give up those juicy, delicious "rights" if every trip through an airport doesn't remind them of the REAL AND PRESENT DANGER? :nigel:

The great irony is if we the people showed much less fear and more brazen we don't give a fuck about potential bombs then that means the terrorists are losing. The other way the only people who win are terrorists and the guys selling the gear to do these searches.