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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Iason Ouabache on November 16, 2010, 11:11:29 AM

Title: Teabag Senator: I WANT MY FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE NOW!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on November 16, 2010, 11:11:29 AM
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/11/freshman-goper-hey-wheres-my-health-care.php

QuoteMaryland physician Andy Harris (R) just soundly defeated Frank Kratovil, one of the most endangered Democrats on Capitol Hill going into the November election. And he did it in large part by railing against 'Obamacare' and pledging to repeal Health Care Reform. But when he showed on Capitol Hill today for an orientation for incoming members of Congress and their staffs, he had a different question: Where's my government health care?

According to Glenn Thrush of Politico, Harris created a stir at the orientation meeting by demanding to know why he had to wait a month after he was sworn in in January for his government-subsidized health care to kick in. After responding in a huff, he even asked if there was some way he could buy into the government care in advance, seemingly thinking there might be a government program similar to the so-called 'public option' championed by progressive Democrats in 2009.

According to an unnamed congressional staffer quoted by Thrush, Harris stood up at the meeting "and asked the two ladies who were answering questions why it had to take so long, what he would do without 28 days of health care."

During the campaign, Harris told voters, "the answer to the ever-rising cost of insurance is not the expansion of government-run or government-mandated insurance but, instead, common-sense market based solutions that ensure decisions are made by patients and their doctors."

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Title: Re: Teabag Senator: I WANT MY FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE NOW!
Post by: the last yatto on November 16, 2010, 11:31:59 AM
28 days later...
Title: Re: Teabag Senator: I WANT MY FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE NOW!
Post by: Cain on November 16, 2010, 12:31:37 PM
He earned his free healthcare.

Not like those other people, you understand.  The scroungers.  The leeches.  Foreigners, in name or otherwise.  Those with wrong values.  The Other.
Title: Re: Teabag Senator: I WANT MY FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE NOW!
Post by: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 08:21:19 PM
Those people walking
Title: Re: Teabag Senator: I WANT MY FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE NOW!
Post by: Jenne on November 18, 2010, 09:04:41 PM
Those people NOT him or his.

Gotta love the 'baggers, man.  True paragons of the unvirtue.
Title: Re: Teabag Senator: I WANT MY FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE NOW!
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 19, 2010, 06:11:45 PM
You can't make this shit up.


















Can you?