Because the search thingy doesn't work, and I'm lazy....
Shall we begin?
The college student decided to not pursue becoming a botanist because of the stigmas attached to the profession.
The outcome of his decision to not use a condom eventually became a-parent.
The knight was very sir-ly.
Bestowing hand-crafted spice racks to the graduating culinary students is a thyme-honored tradition.
My mother almost caught me smoking but I put it out just in the nick'o'tine.
Ever since I called my mother in law a dog she won't won't stop hounding me about my own pedigree
I once saw a cow save a pig from drowning. It was a very moo-ving experience, she really saved his bacon.
The arborist likes to hosts parties in the autumn but is always sad when everyone leaves early.
Late Breaking Noose: The warden is a-frayed that the execution will knot take place due to equipment malfunction.
All of this punishment is unbearable.
:lulz:
He couldn't be a nudist because the thought of being naked in front of others was unbareable.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on January 13, 2011, 06:13:22 PM
All of this punishment is unbearable.
There's actually a bigger thread, but the search can't seem to find it.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 13, 2011, 06:40:25 PM
There's actually a bigger thread, but the search can't seem to find it.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12170.0
No, not that one. There's another one in Apple Talk with a similar title to this one. I started this one because I couldn't find the other one through the search, because it was buggered up.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2011, 11:05:01 AM
No, not that one. There's another one in Apple Talk with a similar title to this one. I started this one because I couldn't find the other one through the search, because it was buggered up.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25385.0
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Yes! The circle is complete.
Now link all of them to eachother by editing the first post and you'll never lose them again!
X-Posted from Facebook, in response to complaints about difficulty studying Kant in Political Studies.
QuoteOh, dear. If you can't understand it are you likely Deleuze Marx? If you Kant quite do it, don't Strauss out. You've probably got too much on your Plato. Find a Neumann to study the work of. Or Locke all your study materials in a cupboard and take a break, if the work is too much of a Paine. Too much Kantian reading in one sitting should be ill-Hegel. Dewey want these terrible puns to stop? ROFL. (That's Rawls on floor laughing.)
I'll give it a 6/10. You kind of have to really twist the pronunciation of a couple of those to make it work.
I can't see "Kantian reading", but the rest are OK, if a bit done. I liked "Deleuze Marx" though. :lol:
We interrupt the puns for a riddle:
What is a ten letter word that starts with gas?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 16, 2011, 12:11:06 AM
We interrupt the puns for a riddle:
What is a ten letter word that starts with gas?
Automobile.
Also gastronomy.
gasstation?
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 15, 2011, 07:15:00 PM
I can't see "Kantian reading", but the rest are OK, if a bit done. I liked "Deleuze Marx" though. :lol:
It started with Deleuze Marx. The rest were just to make sure people were really sick of the puns.
Bolded is very true, and Kantian reading wasn't a pun :P
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 16, 2011, 12:11:06 AM
We interrupt the puns for a riddle:
What is a ten letter word that starts with gas?
I demand to know the answer, you bastard! :argh!:
Your first guess was correct.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 06:59:29 PM
Your first guess was correct.
Awesome. Now continue with the puns.
Can't.
Too much work.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
Can't.
Too much work.
I WAS PROMISED AN UNPRECEDENTED ONSLAUGHT OF PUNNERY! :crankey:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on March 15, 2011, 07:03:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 15, 2011, 07:02:49 PM
Can't.
Too much work.
I WAS PROMISED AN UNPRECEDENTED ONSLAUGHT OF PUNNERY! :crankey:
I know, I know. Tell that to my Directors.
The customer was very angry when he discovered the bearista made a Boo Boo.
Where does the telephone repair man keep his money?
Pole Vault.
Ichthyologists spend a lot of time at the libraries studying micro fiche.
:popcorn:
Becca Laureate thought she might want to study something at the university her friend told her about - there was a degree of ambiguity there.
The circus clown would've been wise to consult the material safety data sheet in the three-ring binder before using the glue.
This may be old for some of you, but here goes anyhow...
I entered ten puns into a pun contest with the hopes that at least one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I tried to master braille once, but I just couldn't get a feel for it.
Linda was very touched when she received the felt coat as a gift.
Quote from: Farka Zarcoberg on January 15, 2011, 08:06:13 AM
X-Posted from Facebook, in response to complaints about difficulty studying Kant in Political Studies.
QuoteOh, dear. If you can't understand it are you likely Deleuze Marx? If you Kant quite do it, don't Strauss out. You've probably got too much on your Plato. Find a Neumann to study the work of. Or Locke all your study materials in a cupboard and take a break, if the work is too much of a Paine. Too much Kantian reading in one sitting should be ill-Hegel. Dewey want these terrible puns to stop? ROFL. (That's Rawls on floor laughing.)
"it was the early late 80's, and I had just delivered a smashing lecture on the influence of German existentialism in Rock and Roll music, entitled, 'You, Kant, always get what you want."
[Hedwig]
I just scored a POUND of hash. :banana:
But the corned beef won't stay lit. :sadbanana:
:lulz:
10/10
She was only the Admiral's daughter, but already her Naval base was filled with discharged seamen.
(http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/98561_700b.jpg)
:x
He was a groan. Which is sort of like a grunt, but less enthusiastic.
(http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k591/whom2/Holiness.jpg)
I had to dump Amanda Lynn the other day. She was very picky and the relationship just had way too many strings attached.
Ditch-diggers are hard to get a hold of because they are so entrenched in their job.
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 04, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
I had to dump Amanda Lynn the other day. She was very picky and the relationship just had way too many strings attached.
That's what you get for fiddling around with her.
Breaking Noose: Man attempts suicide but fails. Story at 11!
The surgeon made the first cut at the Open Mike talent show.
If you receive an unwelcome proposal from a lover hand then a melon and say "I'm sorry but I can't elope."
:aaa: