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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 10:52:45 PM

Title: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 10:52:45 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/nov/15/3

Evangelical Christians in Brazil have banned the use of USB connections after claiming the technology is the mark of Satan-worshippers.



(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/15/1289832487544/usb_symbol.jpg)
because this is obviously satan's trident
Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Freeky on November 17, 2010, 11:04:27 PM
wat
Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Telarus on November 17, 2010, 11:16:48 PM
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Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 17, 2010, 11:33:59 PM
Satan really liked the shape-sorting game when he was a kid.
Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Jasper on November 18, 2010, 01:29:39 AM
I want a USB trident.





LORD OF PERIPHERALS  :lulz:
Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Disco Pickle on November 18, 2010, 12:19:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 17, 2010, 10:52:45 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/nov/15/3

Evangelical Christians in Brazil have banned the use of USB connections after claiming the technology is the mark of Satan-worshippers.



(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/15/1289832487544/usb_symbol.jpg)
because this is obviously satan's trident

no word from Poseidon?

he's probably pissed that his symbol is being stolen yet again without giving him credit.
Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Triple Zero on November 18, 2010, 06:26:55 PM
Would make a nice tramp-stamp, IMO :lol:
Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Telarus on November 19, 2010, 12:55:56 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 18, 2010, 06:26:55 PM
Would make a nice tramp-stamp, IMO :lol:

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Salty on November 20, 2010, 05:31:30 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 18, 2010, 06:26:55 PM
Would make a nice tramp-stamp, IMO :lol:

Well that's just what they're talking about isn't it? One minute you're using a quick and convenient means of connecting and charging your electronics and the next you're a FILTHY WHORE.
Title: Re: USB Technology = Satan Worship
Post by: Epimetheus on November 21, 2010, 10:45:23 PM
Quotethe Bluetooth (sic), which according to Saldanha Welder is permitted, for "Blue was the color of the eyes of our savior Jesus Christ".

Oh. Run-of-the-mill crazies.