I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds. Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds. Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.
A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!
Give me a day. :)
Quote from: Nigel on November 18, 2010, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds. Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.
A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!
Give me a day. :)
Okay. But not longer than that, please. I positively REEK of iniquity.
Do I have to make my own thread to as Nigel for a quest, too? I'm just really, really bored and need something to do.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 18, 2010, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds. Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.
A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!
Give me a day. :)
Okay. But not longer than that, please. I positively REEK of iniquity.
How virtuous do you wanna be? Because I will fuck you up with virtuosity if I have to.
Surgeon General's Warning: what Nigel considers virtuous may not fit current paradigms of any known human behavior
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:42:17 AM
Surgeon General's Warning: what Nigel considers virtuous may not fit current paradigms of any known human behavior
:thanks:
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.
"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."
The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.
The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:
(http://www.raytheon.com/newsroom/rtnwcm/groups/public/documents/image/rtn10_dodboard_img.jpg)
(http://www.targetofopportunity.com/SheriffJoeArpaio.jpg)
:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Pics if possible.
I highly recommend conducting the drive at churches.
:lulz: :lulz: that is the best task ever!
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 03:11:27 AM
:lulz: :lulz: that is the best task ever!
I higher caliber querent calls for a higher caliber Quest.
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2010, 01:27:10 AM
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.
"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."
The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.
The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:
(http://www.raytheon.com/newsroom/rtnwcm/groups/public/documents/image/rtn10_dodboard_img.jpg)
(http://www.targetofopportunity.com/SheriffJoeArpaio.jpg)
Ho ho! I will need THREE weeks to do this properly, but the posters will be posted here by Monday. I need the extra time to get them printed.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:26:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2010, 01:27:10 AM
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.
"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."
The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.
The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:
(http://www.raytheon.com/newsroom/rtnwcm/groups/public/documents/image/rtn10_dodboard_img.jpg)
(http://www.targetofopportunity.com/SheriffJoeArpaio.jpg)
Ho ho! I will need THREE weeks to do this properly, but the posters will be posted here by Monday. I need the extra time to get them printed.
YES!!!
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message". The cunts.
HAH :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message". The cunts.
Assholes got no compassion for the sexually needy.
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 04:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message". The cunts.
Assholes got no compassion for the sexually needy.
Um, they're going to be the "poster children".
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 04:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message". The cunts.
Assholes got no compassion for the sexually needy.
I dated a woman with a sexually needy asshole.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:06:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 04:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message". The cunts.
Assholes got no compassion for the sexually needy.
Um, they're going to be the "poster children".
Yeah, I got that. Can't wait to see.