Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM

Title: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds.  Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2010, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds.  Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.

A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!

Give me a day. :)
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 18, 2010, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds.  Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.

A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!

Give me a day. :)

Okay.  But not longer than that, please.  I positively REEK of iniquity.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Freeky on November 18, 2010, 09:05:58 PM
Do I have to make my own thread to as Nigel for a quest, too? I'm just really, really bored and need something to do.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2010, 11:24:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 18, 2010, 09:00:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
I need a quest to atone for my glorious misdeeds.  Something that can fit into a busy schedule over a two week period or so.

A quest! A quest! I will be happy to think up a quest!

Give me a day. :)

Okay.  But not longer than that, please.  I positively REEK of iniquity.

How virtuous do you wanna be? Because I will fuck you up with virtuosity if I have to.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:42:17 AM
Surgeon General's Warning: what Nigel considers virtuous may not fit current paradigms of any known human behavior
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 19, 2010, 01:19:32 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 12:42:17 AM
Surgeon General's Warning: what Nigel considers virtuous may not fit current paradigms of any known human behavior

:thanks:
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 19, 2010, 01:27:10 AM
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.

"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."

The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.

The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:

(http://www.raytheon.com/newsroom/rtnwcm/groups/public/documents/image/rtn10_dodboard_img.jpg)
(http://www.targetofopportunity.com/SheriffJoeArpaio.jpg)
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Freeky on November 19, 2010, 01:46:34 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 02:11:31 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Pics if possible.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 19, 2010, 02:11:56 AM
I highly recommend conducting the drive at churches.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 03:11:27 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: that is the best task ever!
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 19, 2010, 03:12:55 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 19, 2010, 03:11:27 AM
:lulz: :lulz: that is the best task ever!

I higher caliber querent calls for a higher caliber Quest.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:26:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2010, 01:27:10 AM
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.

"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."

The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.

The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:

(http://www.raytheon.com/newsroom/rtnwcm/groups/public/documents/image/rtn10_dodboard_img.jpg)
(http://www.targetofopportunity.com/SheriffJoeArpaio.jpg)

Ho ho!  I will need THREE weeks to do this properly, but the posters will be posted here by Monday.  I need the extra time to get them printed.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 19, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:26:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2010, 01:27:10 AM
I've got it! Your mission is a charity dildo drive for Tucson's sexually needy. You'll need to make posters, of course.

"Donate your clean, used dildoes at one of the following drop-off locations..."

The locations, or course, are at your discretion. If you wish to go door-to-door and ask in person, that is also acceptable.

The poster children you choose are completely up to you, although these gentlemen have the kind of wide-eyed, orphan-like pleading that really tugs at the heartstrings:

(http://www.raytheon.com/newsroom/rtnwcm/groups/public/documents/image/rtn10_dodboard_img.jpg)
(http://www.targetofopportunity.com/SheriffJoeArpaio.jpg)

Ho ho!  I will need THREE weeks to do this properly, but the posters will be posted here by Monday.  I need the extra time to get them printed.

YES!!!
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message".  The cunts.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Freeky on November 19, 2010, 03:54:34 AM
HAH :lulz:
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 04:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message".  The cunts.

Assholes got no compassion for the sexually needy.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:06:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 04:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message".  The cunts.

Assholes got no compassion for the sexually needy.

Um, they're going to be the "poster children".
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 04:10:56 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 04:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message".  The cunts.

Assholes got no compassion for the sexually needy.

I dated a woman with a sexually needy asshole.
Title: Re: Nigel, I have committed some delicious sins over the last 3 months.
Post by: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 04:36:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 04:06:31 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 19, 2010, 04:01:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
Sheriff Joe and Gabrielle Giffords will definitely NOT "approve this message".  The cunts.

Assholes got no compassion for the sexually needy.

Um, they're going to be the "poster children".

Yeah, I got that. Can't wait to see.