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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on November 18, 2010, 09:32:44 PM

Title: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Suu on November 18, 2010, 09:32:44 PM
I shat.

http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/11/17/your-highness-epic-movie-trailer-magic-motherfker-nsfw-ish/#disqus_thread
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: bds on November 18, 2010, 09:35:22 PM
Saw this earlier - Zooey AND Natalie in the same movie... I would go and see this even if it looked shit, which it totally doesn't.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: hooplala on November 18, 2010, 09:38:39 PM
Quote from: BDS on November 18, 2010, 09:35:22 PM
Saw this earlier - Zooey AND Natalie in the same movie... I would go and see this even if it looked shit, which it totally doesn't.

Zooey Deschanel?  Shit, I was going to click the link until I read that... I can't stand her.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: bds on November 18, 2010, 09:46:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 18, 2010, 09:38:39 PM
Quote from: BDS on November 18, 2010, 09:35:22 PM
Saw this earlier - Zooey AND Natalie in the same movie... I would go and see this even if it looked shit, which it totally doesn't.

Zooey Deschanel?  Shit, I was going to click the link until I read that... I can't stand her.

WRONG ANSWER D:
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 18, 2010, 10:29:31 PM
Zooey Deschanel and Natalie Portman?

Fuck that, I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out with hot tongs. Those two are the most abysmal actresses to ever disgrace the name of the profession.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: hooplala on November 18, 2010, 10:34:37 PM
Quote from: BDS on November 18, 2010, 09:46:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 18, 2010, 09:38:39 PM
Quote from: BDS on November 18, 2010, 09:35:22 PM
Saw this earlier - Zooey AND Natalie in the same movie... I would go and see this even if it looked shit, which it totally doesn't.

Zooey Deschanel?  Shit, I was going to click the link until I read that... I can't stand her.

WRONG ANSWER D:

:|
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Freeky on November 18, 2010, 10:38:08 PM
I'm gonna go see it, I hope. It looks awesome, except for Natalie Portfucker.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: hooplala on November 18, 2010, 10:40:38 PM
Against my better judgement I watched it... it actually looks pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Cramulus on November 18, 2010, 10:48:23 PM
that trailer was hilaaaarious! definitely gonna see this one. I love self-mocking fantasy movies.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: hooplala on November 18, 2010, 10:49:36 PM
I love Justin Theroux.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Suu on November 18, 2010, 10:50:18 PM
Forget about the girls, all you need to know is Kenny Fuckin' Powers Danny McBride plays an effeminate prince.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 02:58:59 AM
It's like someone took an uncensored transcript of one of my DnD sessions.

And my roommate was all 'Do I even want to know?" right after the 'Suck the venom"
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Suu on November 19, 2010, 03:49:36 AM
This movie is for people who play DnD, but don't take it seriously and do fucked up campaigns like the one I'm in now.

-Suu
Battle Nun Paladin who hates science and shoots zombies with a blunderbuss.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:52:09 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 03:49:36 AM
This movie is for people who play DnD, but don't take it seriously and do fucked up campaigns like the one I'm in now.
Like the people who got pissed at "A Knight's Tale" for being historically inaccurate. It was totally a SCA movie.
Quote
-Suu
Battle Nun Paladin who hates science and shoots zombies with a blunderbuss.
:fap:
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2010, 01:42:38 PM
Deciding factor: Do either Natalie or Zooey get naked?




LMNO
-simple man, simple tastes.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Richter on November 19, 2010, 01:56:17 PM
Natalie kits down to a leather string bikini thing.  Looks way thin, but still :fap:
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2010, 01:59:52 PM
The first 10 minutes of Darjeeling Limited is my bellweather.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: hooplala on November 19, 2010, 02:13:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 19, 2010, 01:59:52 PM
The first 10 minutes of Darjeeling Limited is my bellweather.

Technically that's not The Darjeeling Limited.  It's The Hotel Chevalier, a short.

Hoopla
-pedantic
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Cain on November 19, 2010, 02:14:24 PM
Another movie to watch with the sound off, then.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: LMNO on November 19, 2010, 02:19:03 PM
She doesn't talk much, if at all.  Mostly, she stands around naked and smoking.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Suu on November 19, 2010, 02:22:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 19, 2010, 03:52:09 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 03:49:36 AM
This movie is for people who play DnD, but don't take it seriously and do fucked up campaigns like the one I'm in now.
Like the people who got pissed at "A Knight's Tale" for being historically inaccurate. It was totally a SCA movie.
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-Suu
Battle Nun Paladin who hates science and shoots zombies with a blunderbuss.
:fap:



THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH ME THAT A KNIGHT'S TALE IS THE GODDAMN PORTRAYAL OF THE SCA!!!

- Mismatched periods of garb, some of it terribly inaccurate but "passable". (WTF IS THIS, JOCELYN! THIS IS THE MIDDLE AGES, NOT AUDREY HEPBURN AT THE FUCKING RACES!)
- Obnoxious Comedic Herald.
- Stands of people at a tournament singing, "We Will Rock You".
- Dancing to modern songs...If my barony does the Gay Gordon to Sad But True by Metallica one more time, it's considered tradition by law, so we had to stop.

(http://www.keelercables.com/Keeler%20Theater/Screen%20Shots/A-Knights-Tale-1.jpg)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A FUCKING SPANISH ARMET SUIT FROM THE 16TH CENTURY NEXT TO A WOMEN IN 13TH CENTURY FRENCH AND GOD KNOWS WHAT, JOCELYN. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Don Coyote on November 19, 2010, 02:58:43 PM
MY mom and I had my little sister convinced that David Bowie was period music for the longest time because of that movie.
Title: Re: Magic...Motherfucker.
Post by: Suu on November 19, 2010, 03:02:05 PM
We've never danced to Golden Years, but that doesn't me we WON'T. I'll mention it to my dance master and see if he can come up with anything. But seriously...Gay Gordon to Sad But True. Same count. It's amazing.