As I type this, I am being scammed by a Nigerian, in IM. Here's the conversation so far!
It was nice seeing your profile on Amateurmatch, my name is Emma ,from illinios in peoria ,i am 29 yrs old single with no kids,pls i am pleading in the name of God if you are here for cyber sex or playing games don't bother to respond back because i am not here for head games nor kidding,I am new on here looking to meet the true love of my life and i will love to relocate with any man who will love me for who i am,i will like to know more about you and let's see where it goes from here.you there? emmasmith0@yahoo.com
BUZZ!!!
: Hi Emma,how did you get my emailaddress?
emmasmith0: Well i got it from AM and how long have you been on the site?
l: I'dforgotten even making a profile, and I'm sure I didn't post my email address,
l: just checking it out now
emmasmith0: ok......My name is Emma ,i am 30 years old,Am single with no kids, Height: 5'7",Weight: 110 lbs,Measurements: 32B-27-35,Hair Color: Blonde,Eye Color: green Bust Size 32 inches. Hips 35 inches. Waist 27 inches, I am a nice woman seeking for a caring and honest man to spend the rest of my life with.I am looking for a man that is tender hearted, kind, considerate of others needs, I like to go out to dinner, go dancing, go to the movies, workout, travel, see new things. I enjoy the simple things like the ocean, cuddling at home watching a movie with someone special, I`m a extremely romantic, passionate and affectionate woman.....and you?
l: erm, 44, kind of in a relationship, 2 kids, (live with their mother) and a little bemused as to why AM gave out my email,
emmasmith0: well do you mind telling me what you do for a living and where you live?
l: I live in the UK, and I'm unemployed,
emmasmith0: wow what happened?
l: nothing really, I'm just not working at the moment,
emmasmith0: whose fan are you in the English premier league?
: I don't follow football anymore, but I used to support Chelsea
emmasmith0: Wow that was my Team that i support too
l: Gota bit pricey to get up to see them, and I lost interset, so now I go fishing instead.
emmasmith0: lol
l: more relaxing, and safer.
emmasmith0: how long have you been on AM?
l: I think it was in the summer sometime. Hardly gave it a thought until your im popped up. I thought I'd been hacked,
emmasmith0: lol..
l: I'm trying to find my details on am now,
emmasmith0: well ........i was born and raised in peoria in IL and am into buying and selling of sculptures and mineral resources but i was adopted by my dad who was berieved by kidney problem which led to death but am presently lodging in a motel in my ex guy country called Nigeria thinking of commiting suicide due to what my ex did to me
l: that's a bit of a permanent solution, to a tempory problem isn't it?
emmasmith0: may be
l: can'tyougo back to the States?
l: are you stuck in Nigeria?
emmasmith0: well yeah and that was why i am tired of life and looking for a serious minded man who will love me for who i am and who can help me wih my consignment
l: consignment?
emmasmith0: yeah
l: what's that?
emmasmith0: While i was coming here, the african guy told me to come with enough money for investment and i even went to the extent to sell my inherited house just because i want to leave the states and make my self happy thinking i had finally found the man i have been waiting for all my life.I came in here with a total sum of $8.5 million USD which is all the money i realize from my Dad's business and contracts renumeration.
l: seems like a tidy sum,
emmasmith0: Because the African guy told me of an idea to investment in African Sculptures which i did never knew he was after my money.I was blindfolded with love thinking i have found someone i would spend the rest of my life with.
l: but he took all your money, and dumped you?
emmasmith0: When i got here, he made all things possible means just to get the money from me and get away with my money.when i noticed this,i took the money and my traveling boxes and deposited it with a Security/Insurance Company here in nigeria in order to safe myself and my assets. Thereafter,i left the guy's apartment to an hotel where i am in right now and from which i am writing to you now.
l: Why don't you just take the money and go back to America then?
l: Let me guess,you need someone to help you get your assets out of Nigeria
emmasmith0: yeah but i am ready to relocate with who ever help me with my boxes
l: If you put your boxes in the mail, I don't mind looking after them for you
emmasmith0: how do you mean ?
l: In a parcel or something, I'm trustworthy, and I've only ever been to prison for driving offences
emmasmith0: well it is in a security company and i don't know your mind whether you are interested in me
l: I'm willing to help, but I'm not interested in marrying you or anything,
l: and that is an awful lot of money,
l: (I am not interested in money though)
emmasmith0 is typing...
i understand but if you can help me i promise you 15% of the money what about that ?
l: not sure how I could help,really.
emmasmith0: ok....I have the name of the company and the deposit details but you will have to contact them and tell them that you are my fiancee and you want the boxes shipped to you
l: they will want more than my word forthat though,
l: and how would they ship them to me?
l: (I don't have a bank account)
emmasmith0 is typing...
emmasmith0: Thanks for asking,this is all you needed done to get my boxes to you,you will need to contact the insurance/security company to their e-mail and tell them you are my fiancee and you want them to send you my boxes to your home address.Their is a clearance fee thats needed to be paid which is $470 ,i will want you to assist me to pay them the clearance fee for them to be able to ship my boxes to youi got $8,500,000.00 inside the boxes.I will give you the unlocking codes as soon as the boxes gets to you. I am very glad to hear that you want to help me out in getting my boxes to your home address.
Will post the rest in a short while
Siiigh. I've got some weird memories in Peoria.
:lulz:
I don't even have enough money to eat at the moment, there's no way I can put my hands on $470!
l: I wish I could!
emmasmith0: I know you can if you know what you are expecting you can lend or get aloan then as son as the boxes get to you then i will give you the code then you will take your 15%
then pay up your debt and you will send me some to get my flight to you so from there may be if you see me you might change your mind if you find me interesting to marry or not but i believe you will love me when you see me i bet
l: why don't you send me the clearance fee in the post,then I can pay the Security
company?lol....i have no penny on me right now i am in a motel here and the manager said if i don't pay up he won't let me go out and mind you i didn't tell anyone that the boxes contains money when depositing it just to keep everything safe i only tell the security company that it contains my clothes that i want to send to the states
Last message received on 19/11 at 07:56
l: Cant you tell them you need a change of clothes,then grab some of the money, send it to me, then I can help you out,
how old are you?
l: 44
emmasmith0: are you sure?
l: positive.
emmasmith0: lol ....And you understand what a company is?
emmasmith0: i mean a shipping company?
l: not really,
l: someone who sends stuff abroad?
emmasmith0 is typing...
emmasmith0: and does a company looks like a boutique?
well if you are willing to help me you will will ask for the company's address and ask them may be they can reduce the shipping price and i don't think shipping fee from Nigeria to UK will be that much because i only told you that of Nigeria to United states
so what's their address then?
emmasmith0: This is the informations you needed for you to contact the company,please make sure you send them my deposit details for them to know which lugagges you are talking about.
ok
l: send me allthe details, then I'll emailyou later on today, when I've done it.
emmasmith0: MY DEPOSIT DETAILS......Depositor: Miss Tiffany Dominque, Boxes Description : 2 TRUNK BOXES, Deposit Certification#: 405576, Details Deposit#: GSC-0576-PIG45, Sort/Clearance Code:GSC/576-45/MP5633 Certification#: 405576
Ok,Got all that, I'll email them and see if they let me accept it, ok?
l: and I'll email you in a few hours and let you know what they said, ok?
COMPANY'S INFORMATION....Company's Name : GUARANTEE TRUST MORTGAGE SECURITY COMPANY,... Contact Email Address : GTMSCOMPANY@GMAIL.COM, Contact Person : MR. DAVID YOUNG
emmasmith0: Do you know my full names?
l: tiffany domonique?
..
emmasmith0: Tiffany Emma Dominque and you?
l: Neil Kinnock,
Now she's getting pissy with me because I appear invisible to her! Unbelievable! :lulz:
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 08:03:17 AM
Siiigh. I've got some weird memories in Peoria.
Did you know a girl called Emma Smith?
yeah but you haven't add me yet to yur list
l: whatlist?
emmasmith0: yahoo messenger you haven't accept my adding request
l: hang on, I'll see if it's there,
emmasmith0: ok
l: ok
emmasmith0 has signed back in. (19/11/2010 08:21)
emmasmith0: ok now but why did you appear invisible to me?
l: I am invisible to everyone,
l: i prefer it like that
l: I'm going to have to go now emma, I'll email you back in a while, ok? Don't do anything stupid, will you?
emmasmith0: Nope i won't
l: ok, good. I'll mail you this afternoon then, ok
emmasmith0: ok
l: bye then, go steady.
Alright and have a lovely morning and day ahead of you
l: thank you, you too, bye, x
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And that's that. What's 15% of 8.5 million? :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: BadBeast on November 19, 2010, 08:24:51 AM
Quote from: Death on November 19, 2010, 08:03:17 AM
Siiigh. I've got some weird memories in Peoria.
Did you know a girl called Emma Smith?
Even being pretty generic, I don't know anyone with that name.
Peoria is about 3 hours north and I used to go up there a lot for my wrestling tournaments.
Scam her back. It's always quite fun, to do that. I remember when Neurocam did that, years ago....no money, but they strung along the scammer for ages.
Quote from: Subetai on November 19, 2010, 12:45:29 PM
Scam her back. It's always quite fun, to do that. I remember when Neurocam did that, years ago....no money, but they strung along the scammer for ages.
I'm thinking of actually emailing the "Security Company" at gmail.com :lulz: and trying to cut a deal with the Shipping Agent, David, (Her Boyfriend/Pimp) for half the money. Tell him there's $8.5m in a certain consignment, and for a 10% "goodwill" payment, I'm willing to give him the details. :fap: I can't believe they actually ever catch anyone out like this. As soon as I saw "Nigeria" in her IM, it was like, "Ah, I see". I'd still be interested to know where they hacked my fucking email add from though. Mr Kinnock will be furious! :argh!:
If I email them back, I'll post ithere too.
QuoteI am new on here looking to meet the true love of my life
QuoteWhen i got here, he made all things possible means just to get the money from me and get away with my money.when i noticed this,i took the money and my traveling boxes and deposited it with a Security/Insurance Company here in nigeria in order to safe myself and my assets. Thereafter,i left the guy's apartment to an hotel where i am in right now and from which i am writing to you now.
I'm in Nigeria in a hotel, I stored all my money in a Nigerian "security company", so I thought the best thing I should do right now is get online to a datingsite and try to find the love of my life. Because, you know, that'd be the sensible thing to do at such a moment.
Might find some inspiration here (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/).
At the very least, there are lots of boob shots in the fan section for some reason.
Quote from: Lysergic on November 19, 2010, 01:13:46 PM
Might find some inspiration here (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/).
At the very least, there are lots of boob shots in the fan section for some reason.
Lys, you funny fucker! That site had me in stitches! (While at the same time restoring my faith in ebola, monkeys, and The Lulz. (Who were widely rumoured to have died)
(http://imgur.com/dhy0x.jpg)
I see now that it can't be true. Have to go now, and write to a Mr Ivannastiff Kockupmianus.
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 19, 2010, 01:12:17 PM
QuoteI am new on here looking to meet the true love of my life
QuoteWhen i got here, he made all things possible means just to get the money from me and get away with my money.when i noticed this,i took the money and my traveling boxes and deposited it with a Security/Insurance Company here in nigeria in order to safe myself and my assets. Thereafter,i left the guy's apartment to an hotel where i am in right now and from which i am writing to you now.
I'm in Nigeria in a hotel, I stored all my money in a Nigerian "security company", so I thought the best thing I should do right now is get online to a datingsite and try to find the love of my life. Because, you know, that'd be the sensible thing to do at such a moment.
You may laugh, but it had me going for ages. Something about the way she so naively said "
why i am tired of life and looking for a serious minded man who will love me for who i am and who can help me wih my consignment" I mean, what kind of red blooded man wouldn't fall for that? I'm getting another boner right now, just typing it out like this!
My conscience wouldn't let this lie. So I wrote to Mr David, with this missal.
Dear Mr David Young,
It has come to my attention, a wrongness in your shipping department, and as a lifelong believer in lawfulness, and all things to be above board and truthful, I feel it my christian duty, to send this notification for your perusal. There is, among your consignments that are bound for the United American States, a large amounts of money, wrongly labelled as boutique materials. I am honour bound not to reveal the personage of to whom it is belonging, but I would not like to think your lawful company is being compromised, or otherwise entrapped in illegal monies being shipped away from Nigeria, (A struggling and honest Democracy) The amounts of money involved, I believe, is $8.5 millions of Dollars, so you see, if I were to say nothing, and then you, yourself became unwittingly legally troubled by this fraudulently labelled packages, then my conscience would not let me sleep easily. I have the details of this consignment, and for a goodwill payment, or finders fee, of 10%, 850k USD (Which I shall be donating to various Charitable works of the Christian Churches) I will, myself, furnish you with the details of Deposit Certification #, & Details of Deposit #, & Sort/Clearance code, etc, so that you may take the appropriate actions. If I do not hear back from you in 2 days, I will assume this email was wrongly addressed, and you can rest assured I will be best advising your Nigerian Government of my findings so that they might stop any actions which may not be legally Taxing, and the right thing will be done. However, I see no need to involve the bothering of Government in this matter, as I am sure you are upright man and will take the right steps to resolve any issues as to the proper actions to take.
Your's, sincerity in good christian faith,
Neil Kinnock (Mr)
and badbeast was never heRad from again
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
Wishful thinking, I'm afraid you're all stuck with me.
BadBeast. Harder to get rid of than Herpes.
(I didn't hear back from Nigeria though)