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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Cardinal Cannabis Opiate on November 19, 2010, 06:23:48 PM

Title: Cannabis Farmers Are Potential Terrorists and SO ARE YOU!!!
Post by: Cardinal Cannabis Opiate on November 19, 2010, 06:23:48 PM
In an article called "Terror Pot. Far Out, Man." by Abby Zimmet, Zimmet said "Over 250 federal, state and local officials carried out a counter-terrorism drill in Northern California wherein "Red  :argh!: Cell" terrorist pot growers planted a "bomb," took "hostages," and "commandeered" a major dam to "free" an imprisoned comrade. The exercise took 18 months to plan and cost $500,000. Marijuana advocates thought it was kinda stupid. No word if the "terrorists" were giggling  :lol: as they worked."

-http://www.commondreams.org/further/2010/11/19-0

I just think this goes to show how chaotic our whole bureaucracy is.  It has the image of an organized structure, but when you get inside its nothing but a disaster. The government is so scared of cannabis and its own people.  It is too prevalently displayed in the governments behavior to ignore.  If there was such a "pot affiliated" terrorist group, what would be their names, and what would be their Signature Weapon?

NAME: THE CANNIBAN :eek:
SIGNATURE WEAPON: THE BONGZOOKA   :lulz:
Title: Re: Cannabis Farmers Are Potential Terrorists and SO ARE YOU!!!
Post by: AFK on November 19, 2010, 06:31:03 PM
Congratulations on your first post.

Too bad someone else already made it. 
Title: Re: Cannabis Farmers Are Potential Terrorists and SO ARE YOU!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 06:31:43 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Cannabis Opiate on November 19, 2010, 06:23:48 PM
I just think this goes to show how chaotic our whole bureaucracy is.  It has the image of an organized structure, but when you get inside its nothing but a disaster.

I'm looking for the downside, here.
Title: Re: Cannabis Farmers Are Potential Terrorists and SO ARE YOU!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 06:36:37 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 19, 2010, 06:31:03 PM
Congratulations on your first post.

Too bad someone else already made it. 

"Faux Noobz"?
Title: Re: Cannabis Farmers Are Potential Terrorists and SO ARE YOU!!!
Post by: Freeky on November 19, 2010, 06:37:23 PM
And he's using the same avatar that Suu has.
Title: Re: Cannabis Farmers Are Potential Terrorists and SO ARE YOU!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 06:38:27 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 19, 2010, 06:37:23 PM
And he's using Suu's avatar.

But not any IPs she's posted under.
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on November 19, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.
Title: Re:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 06:49:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.

Now, now.

He's pretty obviously a pothead.  They can't be held responsible for things like this.
Title: Re: Cannabis Farmers Are Potential Terrorists and SO ARE YOU!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2010, 09:14:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2010, 06:49:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 19, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
I will kill a motherfucker.

Now, now.

He's pretty obviously a pothead.  They can't remember things like this for longer than 5 minutes.

fixed!