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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Da6s on November 21, 2010, 12:32:56 AM

Title: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Da6s on November 21, 2010, 12:32:56 AM
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/11/20/barbara-bush-to-palin-stay-in-alaska/#more-136355 (http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/11/20/barbara-bush-to-palin-stay-in-alaska/#more-136355)


QuoteSarah Palin may not have the biggest fan in former first lady Barbara Bush.
"I sat next to her once. Thought she was beautiful," Barbara Bush said. "And she's very happy in Alaska, and I hope she'll stay there."

Bush, along with her husband, former President George H.W. Bush, spoke to CNN's Larry King in an interview set to air Monday.
President Bush discussed the Tea Party movement, and although he said "some of the ideas make a lot of sense," he said he isn't sure how the new movement will fit into the larger political landscape.

Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: AFK on November 21, 2010, 12:05:35 PM
Call my a cynic, but I've got $10 that says there will be a clarification of these remarks issued by either Barbara Bush or a spokesperson. 
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Cain on November 21, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?

Given she psychologically scarred a young George Walker Bush by showing him a miscarried fetus she kept in a jar, I've re-estimated the possibility of this being correct upwards, just very slightly.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2010, 12:56:09 PM
Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?

Never heard it before, but I like it.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2010, 12:56:59 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 21, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?

Given she psychologically scarred a young George Walker Bush by showing him a miscarried fetus she kept in a jar, I've re-estimated the possibility of this being correct upwards, just very slightly.

That is fascinating, given her lifelong conflict with HW over abortion. She's pro-choice.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Cain on November 21, 2010, 12:58:35 PM
It's a bizarre story, full stop.

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/71284,people,news,george-w-bush-barbara-and-the-fetus-in-the-jar-psychology if you want the lowdown.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 21, 2010, 07:05:28 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 21, 2010, 12:58:35 PM
It's a bizarre story, full stop.

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/71284,people,news,george-w-bush-barbara-and-the-fetus-in-the-jar-psychology if you want the lowdown.

Ohhhh

actually, as weird as that is, it makes some sense. Hospitals do ask you to bring the fetus (kind of a horrible thing to ask a woman to do) and she was probably freaking  out and didn't want to be alone in it, and her husband was out of town. Inappropriate, but kind of understandable.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Suu on November 21, 2010, 08:15:25 PM
That's actually kind of sad. Barbara Bush is a fucking awesome woman though, but miscarriages do tend to do pretty horrible things to one's brain.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 10:11:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 12:56:09 PM
Quote from: Telarus on November 21, 2010, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

How much credit do you give the "Barbara Bush is the illegitimate granddaughter of Aliester Crowley" conspiracy theory?

Never heard it before, but I like it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLt8AI43UaE

We had Freeman @ Esozone one year. For a complete paranoid whackjob (partially a character, like Colbert), he's pretty lucid, and on top of all the really _interesting_ conspiracy theories.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

Actually, she's a completely worthless human being.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Da6s on November 22, 2010, 05:27:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

Actually, she's a completely worthless human being.

and doesn't believe poor people live in texas.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 05:46:39 PM
Quote from: Da6s on November 22, 2010, 05:27:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

Actually, she's a completely worthless human being.

and doesn't believe poor people live in texas.

"These people are used to being poor, so this isn't so bad."
- Babs Bush, on visiting a shithole Katrina refugee camp in Texas.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 05:47:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 05:46:39 PM
Quote from: Da6s on November 22, 2010, 05:27:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 01:18:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 21, 2010, 03:21:48 AM
I fucking love Barbara Bush. She rocks, fucking HARD. I don't know how that retard lump of ex-president came out of her awesome vagina.

Actually, she's a completely worthless human being.

and doesn't believe poor people live in texas.

"These people are used to being poor, so this isn't so bad."
- Babs Bush, on visiting a shithole Katrina refugee camp in Texas.

The above quote is incorrect.  The actual quote is worse:  http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/barbara2.asp
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 22, 2010, 05:59:40 PM
I don't think she's GOOD. I think she's AWESOME.
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: Da6s on November 22, 2010, 06:05:08 PM
...I had forgotten about her quote on the Iraq War:


Quote"Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? It's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?"
Title: Re: Babs Bush tells Palin to "stay in Alaska"
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 06:37:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 22, 2010, 05:59:40 PM
I don't think she's GOOD. I think she's AWESOME.

In the sense of "Everything that is wrong with America's ruling class", yes, I suppose.