Everytime you eat an animal you are probuhgating its death.
An addiction to meat eating does not excuse it.
Nor does tradition or preference or habit.
Killing is a weakness, do you have it?
Live by killing and you will die.
See it?
The violence in your food becomes violence in your world.
In your life.
iN YOUR FAMILY.
your TRIBE.
your home and life and love.
Your wife.
Your husband.
Your lover.
Your son.
Your daughter.
These are your worlds.
Would you carve the flesh from the bones of your loves?
Ob
I'm reserving comment until I know whether you're serious about that horseshit or not.
Meanwhile, I'm going to enjoy some tasty chicken that I made last night after ritualistically slaughtering my cousin for a favorable six-month review at my job.
Yeah. To eat you have to kill. Deal with it.
Quote from: Ob_PortuLive by killing and you will die.
Sure, but don't and you'll die sooner.
WHAT ARE YUO SOME KIND OF PLANTIST? DO NOT OUR CHLOROPHYLLIC BRETHREN DESERVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS THE FOUL AND ODIOUS AMBULATORY CREATURES YUO FEAST ON?
Coyote speaks wisdom! For too long have our cellulose brethren been rend asunder by The Machine™. And hrosies. And fucking koalas! Fiends!
Indeed. Plants are also living beings.
It's impossible as a human to live on lifeless matter and sunlight alone.
Also, "violence in food"? Really, those combine harvesters are worse than some slaughterhouses, when it comes to violence. Do you know that most vegetables are deliberately kept alive for as long as possible during the whole processing, packaging and sale? Their biological functions are still going as you throw them in boiling water.
Oh speaking of combine harvesters, care to guess how much rodents died for your precious soy? :lol:
That being said, I do disagree with the way the bio-industry sometimes treats animals and fails to kill them in a remotely humane (heh) way. Fortunately, I don't eat meat very often, so I can usually spare the money for the somewhat friendlier "organic" meats.
Quote from: Alty on November 21, 2010, 11:11:33 PM
Coyote speaks wisdom! For too long have our cellulose brethren been rend asunder by The Machine™. And hrosies. And fucking koalas! Fiends!
FUCKING KOALAS!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
I AGREE!
I eat as little as possible!
AND I WILL EAT LESS!
Calorie restricted diets extend your life span!
I eat 200 or less a day! and I will go lower.
I am testing the limits of what i've been told is possible.
I FEEL AMAZING.
HEALTHY AND HAPPY AND FULL of energy.
LESS IS MORE!
MORE LIFE!
MORE LOVE!
a) no.
b) what you are experiencing is a zinc deficiency.
Alty,
Been there, done that, can't find a tshirt that fits.
:facepalm:
My goal is zero.
GODSPEED!
Eat nothing as fast as you can!
Most of my food is dead, and while I have killed some of it myself, I never killed any family members.
Also, If I live for killing, I will die, I accept that, but if I live for ''not killing'' I suspect I will also die.
And It's far more humane to eat dead animals, than live ones. Easier too. And if we weren't meant to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? :?
Quote from: BadBeast on November 21, 2010, 11:43:55 PM
Most of my food is dead, and while I have killed some of it myself, I never killed any family members.
Also, If I live for killing, I will die, I accept that, but if I live for ''not killing'' I suspect I will also die.
And It's far more humane to eat dead animals, than live ones. Easier too. And if we weren't meant to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? :?
:argh!:
Why does this enrage Coyote? What did he think animals were made from?
Can I eat your withered carcass when you die?
:|
Hey what's the problem. FAUST didn't kill him.
That's just pragmatism.
Prove that you need food.
That's sarcasm.
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
Prove that you need food.
That's sarcasm.
Prove that you don't. (That's science)
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
Prove that you need food.
That's sarcasm.
I don't, the meat I ride around in does though.
Hey guys, this dude is RIGHT! The only thing I've had in the lasts 24 hours is a couple pieces of buttered toast! I FEEL AMAZING! You should totally start on your all water diet today!
Seems to me that most ethical thing a person can do (reduce carbon footprint, no peripheral harm/killing) is to eat a low low calorie meal of cyanide.
I eat strictly ORTOLAN, FOISE GRAS, AND VEAL!
I FEEL FANTASTIC!
Eh, I've never been a fan of absolutist moral systems.
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
Everytime you eat an animal you are probuhgating its death.
ENGRISH, PREASE.
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:20:51 PM
I AGREE!
I eat as little as possible!
AND I WILL EAT LESS!
Calorie restricted diets extend your life span!
I eat 200 or less a day! and I will go lower.
I am testing the limits of what i've been told is possible.
I FEEL AMAZING.
HEALTHY AND HAPPY AND FULL of energy.
LESS IS MORE!
MORE LIFE!
MORE LOVE!
BREATHARIANS: NOT GOOD FOR THEM, BUT GOOD FOR US. AND CHARLES DARWIN.
Quote from: Iptuous on November 22, 2010, 12:21:09 AM
I eat strictly ORTOLAN, FOISE GRAS, AND VEAL!
I FEEL FANTASTIC!
I like all my meat to be specially tortured to death, over a soundtrack of Art Garfunkel's "Bright Eyes"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 12:54:10 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
Everytime you eat an animal you are probuhgating its death.
ENGRISH, PREASE.
I think it meant "Propagating", as in 'multiplying, or increasing with the passage of time', because it glaringly misunderstands the crystal-wavy new-age definition of "Karma" that's so popular in the easily gullible.
And how the hell can you propagate a death anyweay? Ressurect the fucker and kill it again, and again?
"Line on the left, one death each"
Quote from: BadBeast on November 22, 2010, 12:56:42 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 22, 2010, 12:21:09 AM
I eat strictly ORTOLAN, FOISE GRAS, AND VEAL!
I FEEL FANTASTIC!
I like all my meat to be specially tortured to death, over a soundtrack of Art Garfunkel's "Bright Eyes"
As long as i have to hide from God under a little towel while i consume it, i'm good...
although, come to think of it, the open and festive atmosphere of sitting around a table with good friends enjoying live monkey brains, or the 'dead-and-alive' fried fish is also nice...
ATTN dirt munchers
Please make sure to read part 3 :fnord:
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
Prove that you need food.
That's sarcasm.
Or a liquid diet :P
You fuckers made me hungry. Imma go roast my 1 year old nephew. I know it's not Thanksgiving just yet, but hell, I've got the whole week off, so I'm going eat all of the higher primates. Plus i'll throw in some of the prosimians and more intelligent aquatic animals as well. And just about anything that's cute. And the my birthday is next Sunday too. Man, I think I'll go for endangered species that day. Anybody got a favorite?
I personally like pandas, but they're frequently dangerous to hunt. On account of they have pistols. (http://homestarrunner.com/pistols4pandas.html)
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 22, 2010, 12:11:08 AM
Hey guys, this dude is RIGHT! The only thing I've had in the lasts 24 hours is a couple pieces of buttered toast! I FEEL AMAZING! You should totally start on your all water diet today!
Do you have any idea how many bacteria and parasites died processing your water? Clearly a diet of nothing but unboiled lakewater is required.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 22, 2010, 01:53:42 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 22, 2010, 12:11:08 AM
Hey guys, this dude is RIGHT! The only thing I've had in the lasts 24 hours is a couple pieces of buttered toast! I FEEL AMAZING! You should totally start on your all water diet today!
Do you have any idea how many bacteria and parasites died processing your water? Clearly a diet of nothing but unboiled lakewater is required.
The very act of consumig and digesting such a diet would doubtless involve the deaths of thousands if not millions of micro-organisms. THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED!!!! :argh!:
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
The violence in your food becomes violence in your world.
In your life.
iN YOUR FAMILY.
your TRIBE.
your home and life and love.
Your wife.
Your husband.
Your lover.
Your son.
Your daughter.
This has to be a parody, right?
:lulz:
Reminded me a bit of Taboo Soup
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 02:04:12 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
The violence in your food becomes violence in your world.
In your life.
iN YOUR FAMILY.
your TRIBE.
your home and life and love.
Your wife.
Your husband.
Your lover.
Your son.
Your daughter.
This has to be a parody, right?
:lulz:
Hopefully, yes. Probably? :horrormirth:
Quote from: BadBeast on November 22, 2010, 02:09:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 02:04:12 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
The violence in your food becomes violence in your world.
In your life.
iN YOUR FAMILY.
your TRIBE.
your home and life and love.
Your wife.
Your husband.
Your lover.
Your son.
Your daughter.
This has to be a parody, right?
:lulz:
Hopefully, yes. Probably? :horrormirth:
Well, I know that every time I eat a pork chop, I beat my children mercilessly and abuse the dog.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 22, 2010, 01:46:07 AM
I personally like pandas, but they're frequently dangerous to hunt. On account of they have pistols. (http://homestarrunner.com/pistols4pandas.html)
I pay exorbitant amounts of money to hunt for me. But I have very special preferences. 1) I will only eat the most vicious alpha males. 2) To assert my dominance over my prey, I have it captured alive, but it's entire family killed before its eyes. Makes it angrier, you understand. 3) Before leaving the area, the hunters then burn the entire area to the ground, as a symbolic gesture of the futility of resistance. 4) When they are brought before me, safely restrained, I personally cut off their testicles, and eat them raw as the look on. 5) I ritualistically remove various organs from the still living animal, and then begin roasting it alive on a spit. This really brings out the flavor of suffering. Mmmmm-mmmm.
That's really the only way I can enjoy a meal.
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:20:51 PM
I AGREE!
I eat as little as possible!
AND I WILL EAT LESS!
Calorie restricted diets extend your life span!
I eat 200 or less a day! and I will go lower.
I am testing the limits of what i've been told is possible.
I FEEL AMAZING.
HEALTHY AND HAPPY AND FULL of energy.
LESS IS MORE!
MORE LIFE!
MORE LOVE!
It's obviously not being serious, or it would be dead by now.
WE WELCOME YOU, CAPSLOCK STRAW VEGAN! 8):hi5:8)
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 22, 2010, 02:20:20 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:20:51 PM
I AGREE!
I eat as little as possible!
AND I WILL EAT LESS!
Calorie restricted diets extend your life span!
I eat 200 or less a day! and I will go lower.
I am testing the limits of what i've been told is possible.
I FEEL AMAZING.
HEALTHY AND HAPPY AND FULL of energy.
LESS IS MORE!
MORE LIFE!
MORE LOVE!
It's obviously not being serious, or it would be dead by now.
WE WELCOME YOU, CAPSLOCK STRAW VEGAN! 8):hi5:8)
Fera at Earthsong Forums claimed that she lived on less than 800 calories a day.
The laughter aimed at her wound up getting us all kicked off her board. :cry:
:lulz:
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 22, 2010, 02:00:39 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 22, 2010, 01:53:42 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 22, 2010, 12:11:08 AM
Hey guys, this dude is RIGHT! The only thing I've had in the lasts 24 hours is a couple pieces of buttered toast! I FEEL AMAZING! You should totally start on your all water diet today!
Do you have any idea how many bacteria and parasites died processing your water? Clearly a diet of nothing but unboiled lakewater is required.
The very act of consumig and digesting such a diet would doubtless involve the deaths of thousands if not millions of micro-organisms. THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED!!!! :argh!:
Every POOMP is a holocaust of intestinal micro-organisms.
Quote from: Phox on November 22, 2010, 02:18:12 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 22, 2010, 01:46:07 AM
I personally like pandas, but they're frequently dangerous to hunt. On account of they have pistols. (http://homestarrunner.com/pistols4pandas.html)
I pay exorbitant amounts of money to hunt for me. But I have very special preferences. 1) I will only eat the most vicious alpha males. 2) To assert my dominance over my prey, I have it captured alive, but it's entire family killed before its eyes. Makes it angrier, you understand. 3) Before leaving the area, the hunters then burn the entire area to the ground, as a symbolic gesture of the futility of resistance. 4) When they are brought before me, safely restrained, I personally cut off their testicles, and eat them raw as the look on. 5) I ritualistically remove various organs from the still living animal, and then begin roasting it alive on a spit. This really brings out the flavor of suffering. Mmmmm-mmmm.
That's really the only way I can enjoy a meal.
Yeah, I can roll with that. Make every meal an artistic statement, but instead of doing the usual "Arty" thing, and suffering for your Art, make some other fucker suffer for it! I bet they call you a "picky eater" too. The Philistines!
Quote from: BadBeast on November 22, 2010, 02:40:32 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 22, 2010, 02:18:12 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 22, 2010, 01:46:07 AM
I personally like pandas, but they're frequently dangerous to hunt. On account of they have pistols. (http://homestarrunner.com/pistols4pandas.html)
I pay exorbitant amounts of money to hunt for me. But I have very special preferences. 1) I will only eat the most vicious alpha males. 2) To assert my dominance over my prey, I have it captured alive, but it's entire family killed before its eyes. Makes it angrier, you understand. 3) Before leaving the area, the hunters then burn the entire area to the ground, as a symbolic gesture of the futility of resistance. 4) When they are brought before me, safely restrained, I personally cut off their testicles, and eat them raw as the look on. 5) I ritualistically remove various organs from the still living animal, and then begin roasting it alive on a spit. This really brings out the flavor of suffering. Mmmmm-mmmm.
That's really the only way I can enjoy a meal.
Yeah, I can roll with that. Make every meal an artistic statement, but instead of doing the usual "Arty" thing, and suffering for your Art, make some other fucker suffer for it! I bet they call you a "picky eater" too. The Philistines!
I knew you would understand. :lulz:
as to the last part how hungry am I and what are the chances of finding alternative food
I like Kobe beef... Only had it once (asssuming it wasn't one of those crossbred american ones, which it probably was, now that I think about it), but man... Tied up to a stick, gorged with saki and rice, massaged, then slaughtered for my enjoyment, or is that a lie? Still, good stuff. I cooked one once for 30 seconds on each side, then ate the bloody thing. Did a number on my bowels, but I think I'll try that again sometime
But..but..it's wrong because it hurtsies the meaty people..0_0
well it does!
Quote from: Ob_Portu on December 27, 2010, 11:30:26 PM
But..but..it's wrong because it hurtsies the meaty people..0_0
well it does!
Fuck off.
Quote from: Ob_Portu on December 27, 2010, 11:30:26 PM
But..but..it's wrong because it hurtsies the meaty people..0_0
well it does!
My team of expert hunters is currently tracking your location. I am patching in to the satellite video feed now. I believe you will be a delicious meal.
Save some of the jerky for me, I'll pay top dollar prices.
Quote from: Ob_Portu on December 27, 2010, 11:30:26 PM
But..but..it's wrong because it hurtsies the meaty people..0_0
yeah well your avatar doesnt look like a drop of water
but a bizzaro Venus fly trap
Ah, militant vegans. As a vegetarian, nothing pisses me off more.
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
Everytime you eat an animal you are probuhgating its death.
An addiction to meat eating does not excuse it.
Nor does tradition or preference or habit.
Killing is a weakness, do you have it?
Live by killing and you will die.
See it?
The violence in your food becomes violence in your world.
In your life.
iN YOUR FAMILY.
your TRIBE.
your home and life and love.
Your wife.
Your husband.
Your lover.
Your son.
Your daughter.
These are your worlds.
Would you carve the flesh from the bones of your loves?
Ob
Everytime you breathe or move you kill bacteria. Everytime you drink water you destroy billions of microbial lives, everytime you eat plants from field crops you are propagating the deaths of billions of insects, ANYTIME you eat you take life, all your clothing is brought about by instruments of death, either directly or indirectly.
How many thousands of trees went into your home, your furnature, your /toothpicks/? How many thousands of poplars died so you can write your mom a Christmas card? How many trillions of soil organisms have you killed by compaction, just walking around, fungi, bacteria, insects, roundworms?
You murderer.
I bet you like drinking beer and wine too. I bet you laugh as it dribbles down your throat, all those yeast dying. You sick fuck, you psychopath.
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
Everytime you eat an animal you are probuhgating its death.
An addiction to meat eating does not excuse it.
Nor does tradition or preference or habit.
Killing is a weakness, do you have it?
Live by killing and you will die.
See it?
The violence in your food becomes violence in your world.
In your life.
iN YOUR FAMILY.
your TRIBE.
your home and life and love.
Your wife.
Your husband.
Your lover.
Your son.
Your daughter.
These are your worlds.
Would you carve the flesh from the bones of your loves?
Ob
If it would honor them, I'd carve useful and well-decorated doodads from their skulls. I'm off to finish a pizza of 3 meats.
R, Eats the HELL out of that cheesebuger
This thread is dildos.
Ob Portu is Dildos.
EOFT.
Ahem. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27868.new#new)