I hope you're home tomorrow, or maybe the next day.
There will be a package for you.
It contains, in and among various "packing materials", a small jar of my habanero relish.
Hope it didn't explode during transport.
PROCEED WITHOUT CAUTION.
Love and kisses,
LMNO
LMNO,
:mrgreen:
Many thanks. I will watch carfully for this, and suggestively lick the remains from the remnants should there be any transport accidents. I will take pictures.
It also occurs to me I will have our address, and may retaliate with whatever concotion I have on hand at the moment.
Squeezes,
-R
jealous
SO:
I got this package...
The habenero relish was excellent. Beyond the heat factor, it had a great flavor too it. I brought it along for thanksgiving, and the folks (despite not being spicy food peeps) really enjoyed. At least 1/4 of the jar went away with tortilla chips, cheese, crackers, and hummus.
The other stuff was a great treat as well, thanks! The cat has claimed the "Canada Eh?" shirt, and I've already begun decking the halls with Scrids.
Assembling retaliatory strike...
Thanks!
You better share some scrid, bitch.
I'll give you a fuckign Scrid.
I'm glad you liked it. It does horrible things to my intestines, so I make sure to have some before I go into any work meetings.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 29, 2010, 06:39:13 PM
I'm glad you liked it. It does horrible things to my intestines, so I make sure to have some before I go into any work meetings.
This is why I treasure Sister Fracture's tomato/garlic/onion/cheese soup.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 06:39:55 PM
This is why I treasure Sister Fracture's tomato/garlic/onion/cheese soup.
OMG. NEED RECIPE.
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
OMG. NEED RECIPE.
PM her. She kinda cooks by the "throw a bit in, you know, a bit" method, though.
I produced an incredible volume of gas with such expletive force that no one could locate the epicenter. Oh yeah, this was my 10 year Highschool Reunion too. Nothing is too good for those fuckers. :lulz:
Later, I found that the stuff had run a marathon of my colon and fell burning from my butt audibly screming "Nike!"
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I did not help my case at all with my usage of the stuff for Thanksgiving hours d'ouvres, post meal turkey sammich, condiment for the potato pancakes the next morning, and lunch turkey sammich.
I forgot the jar at my folk's, but will be grabbing it this weekend. I need to make an omlet of the motherfucking hot with that stuff.
Okay, I need to try this stuff. For science if nothing else.
i hate you all.
the end.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 30, 2010, 05:27:19 AM
i hate you all.
the end.
The colon is evil, and it must be punished.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 30, 2010, 05:27:19 AM
i hate you all.
the end.
Are you saying you want some of this stuff?
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
OMG. NEED RECIPE.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23018.new#new
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 30, 2010, 04:06:45 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23018.new#new
<3.
This sounds like the perfect winter soup.
Surgeon General's Warning: Your farts WILL smell like garlic. A healthy set of bowels produces these emissions for up to two days. May cause sleeping on the couch, nausea, others getting nausea, poomp like you wouldn't believe, and shouting and/or wails of the damned around you. Talk to your doctor to see if Tomato Soup ASSPLOSION is right for you.
....I beat Richter's vindaloo. I have IBS with a intestines made of concrete, woman. This could very well be just what the doctor ordered!
:lulz:
Forgot to mention: LMNO: the "Extras" you hid on my flash drive were fun. Havne't sat still long enough to watch them all the way through though.
You can fit a lot of "information" on those flash drives.