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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 02:47:33 AM

Title: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 02:47:33 AM
:banana:

http://os.cqpress.com/citycrime/2010/City_crime_rate_2010-2011_hightolow.pdf

and 31st overall in the nation!

O-Town clocks in at 46, Squid.

Providence? 87. Beating Fall River at 88. Wow.

Tucson? 127.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 24, 2010, 02:52:36 AM
Salt Lake ranks above Tuscon?  There must be something wrong with that list.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Phox on November 24, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 02:47:33 AM
:banana:

http://os.cqpress.com/citycrime/2010/City_crime_rate_2010-2011_hightolow.pdf

and 31st overall in the nation!

O-Town clocks in at 46, Squid.

Providence? 87. Beating Fall River at 88. Wow.

Tucson? 127.

WOO! 2 and a half hours from #1, baby!

Eta: Yeah, i live that close to St. Louis. It shames me.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on November 24, 2010, 02:57:11 AM
how does ohio have 7 in the top 50  :argh!: WE ARENT THAT BAD. AND WHY DO I LIVE IN OR NEAR 4 OF THEM  :x
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 02:59:44 AM
Cleveland is fucking nasty. It does not, nor will it ever rock.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Requia ☣ on November 24, 2010, 03:07:24 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 24, 2010, 02:52:36 AM
Salt Lake ranks above Tuscon?  There must be something wrong with that list.

Aha!  They included burglary and car theft, its not just violent crime.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 03:14:27 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on November 24, 2010, 03:07:24 AM
Aha!  They included burglary and car theft, its not just violent crime.

Yeah, it's all crime. That's what threw me at first, because NYC is actually in the negatives.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Kai on November 24, 2010, 03:15:47 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
WOO! 2 and a half hours from #1, baby!

Eta: Yeah, i live that close to St. Louis. It shames me.

Wait...I thought you were from upsidedownland!
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2010, 03:25:45 AM
New Bedford is #58, a full 30 ahead of Fall River.

Fuck this town never ceases to amaze me.  Sure it's not super high, but for a city of less than 100,000 that's just sad.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:28:26 AM
Quote from: ϗ on November 24, 2010, 03:15:47 AM
Wait...I thought you were from upsidedownland!
:?

I'm not sure what you mean?
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Kai on November 24, 2010, 03:29:51 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:28:26 AM
  :?

I'm not sure what you mean?

I thought you were from Australia.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 03:30:25 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2010, 03:25:45 AM
New Bedford is #58, a full 30 ahead of Fall River.

Fuck this town never ceases to amaze me.  Sure it's not super high, but for a city of less than 100,000 that's just sad.

That's not surprising at all.

AT. ALL.

Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:30:48 AM
Quote from: ϗ on November 24, 2010, 03:29:51 AM
I thought you were from Australia.  :lulz:
:?

Why would you think that????
:lulz:

Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2010, 03:47:33 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 03:30:25 AM
That's not surprising at all.

AT. ALL.



Hey, at least we're not Springfield.   :)
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 03:48:33 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2010, 03:47:33 AM
Hey, at least we're not Springfield.   :)

Yeah, but I don't live within a ballista full of honey's shot from Springfield.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Kai on November 24, 2010, 03:54:33 AM
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:30:48 AM
:?

Why would you think that????
:lulz:



I don't know, but knowing how close you are, the feeling I need to have your babies is increasing.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:55:11 AM
Quote from: ϗ on November 24, 2010, 03:54:33 AM
I don't know, but knowing how close you are, the feeling I need to have your babies is increasing.  :lulz:
:fap:

ETA: No need for that anymore.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Whatever on November 24, 2010, 04:32:36 PM
The day they came out with this was what? Monday? 

So all the local politicians are screaming and bitching about how St. Louis is not a dangerous city and that this is a scewed report and yada yada yada.....

Two kids got shot and killed a few blocks apart that night.  You see the fat police lieutenant stand there and go "We're confident both were killed by the same people as multiple guns were used in both shootings!" 

:x



Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 24, 2010, 05:19:51 PM
Everett, WA is 8 spots more dangerous than Tucson.

SUCK IT ROGER. MYTHOS RUINED. :lulz:
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 24, 2010, 05:58:13 PM
My neighborhood has steadily been becoming.. nicer.
I hear fewer gunshots both at night and during the day and most of the cops I see strewn about are just there for a car wreck.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
Their information is faulty, if Phoenix is even lower than Tucson. There is NO WAY that Phoenix isn't higher.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 24, 2010, 06:42:06 PM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
Their information is faulty, if Phoenix is even lower than Tucson. There is NO WAY that Phoenix isn't higher.

Well you have to remember, the threat in Tucson to the Tucson cabal consists of other Tucson residents.

The threat to other Tucson residents includes the Tucson Cabal.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Jenne on November 24, 2010, 06:42:09 PM
GO SAN BERDU!  YOU'RE NUMBER THIRTY-FOUR!  :lulz:  Should be higher than that, I reckon.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Disco Pickle on November 24, 2010, 08:38:14 PM
89??  that's not so bad.  we're still #1 in FL for murder though.   :sad:
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 09:32:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on November 24, 2010, 08:38:14 PM
89??  that's not so bad.  we're still #1 in FL for murder though.   :sad:

Jacksonville isn't Florida. It's an extension of Georgia and the largest redneck syndicate south of the Okefenokee.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Disco Pickle on November 24, 2010, 09:43:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 09:32:22 PM
Jacksonville isn't Florida. It's an extension of Georgia and the largest redneck syndicate south of the Okefenokee.

:horrormirth:

I cannot deny this, and it pains me to confirm it.

hell, we still have a High School named after Nathan Bedford Forrest.

If it weren't for Riverside/Avondale I'd have nowhere in this city I'd want to live.  At least the crazy in this neighborhood is crazy ha ha and not crazy uh oh. 

Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 09:47:43 PM
At least if you have to, you can run to St. Augustine. If I ever move back to FL, it will probably be there.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Disco Pickle on November 24, 2010, 09:52:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 09:47:43 PM
At least if you have to, you can run to St. Augustine. If I ever move back to FL, it will probably be there.

Love St. Aug, and the ride down A1A from the beaches to get there is one of my favorite drives, but god damn the tourists..  just..  FUCK.  And it's a horrible commute if you're not fortunate enough to work there.

other than that, love it.  I've been more drunk in St Augustine than any other city in the US.  Oh, and if you haven't been in the last few years, a new group took over the Amphitheatre billings and promotion and have been booking solid show after solid show for a couple of years now. 
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Suu on November 24, 2010, 10:02:05 PM
I grew up in St. Pete, dude. I very rarely crossed the Rift Valley known as Orlando to get to the East Coast. In my 15 years in Florida, I've been to St. Aug TWICE. I went to Miami more...same distance of a drive, really, only you can't break 100 on I-4 past Sanford like you can on the Alley. I was stationed for a bit at Melbourne/Canaveral, but even then, Beeline.

Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on November 25, 2010, 07:37:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 10:02:05 PM
I grew up in St. Pete, dude. I very rarely crossed the Rift Valley known as Orlando to get to the East Coast. In my 15 years in Florida, I've been to St. Aug TWICE. I went to Miami more...same distance of a drive, really, only you can't break 100 on I-4 past Sanford like you can on the Alley. I was stationed for a bit at Melbourne/Canaveral, but even then, Beeline.



Pfff, says you.
I like Augustine. It's a nice weekend retreat from this fucking rat hole. And I mean actual rats, I live too far from Mickey to be affected by that shit.
Title: Re: Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!
Post by: Kurt Christ on November 25, 2010, 07:56:32 AM
I live in #10, though the campus at my school isn't that dangerous, and I've walked home drunk or high from a few blocks outside the campus a few times with no incident. I'd probably be more worried if I'd been coming from a few blocks away in another direction, though.