You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.
Women please form a line on the left.
TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD. Please to get with the kowtowing.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 02:54:04 AM
You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.
Women please form a line on the left.
TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD. Please to get with the kowtowing.
Coyote is not amused. There WILL be a RECKONING!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 24, 2010, 02:58:05 AM
Coyote is not amused. There WILL be a RECKONING!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
You're just jealous you didn't think of the women lining up on the left, like me.
But I've been one deity or another on PD for a great many years, and thus have more experience with this sort of thing. I shall toss you any leftover women. Don't get your hopes up, I've taken my Lorezapam.
:lulz:
Now THIS is a challenge. Hmm, nope i going to take more convincing. So here it is: Whoever placates me the best, or smites me the hardest, gets my support. Ready... GO!
CURSE YOU, TGRR!
\
(http://tabithawoods.com/wp-content/uploads/salesman21.jpg)
the closest to kowtowing you'll get from me.
Ignorance is bliss. Then Roger shows up.
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:02:34 AM
:lulz:
Now THIS is a challenge. Hmm, nope i going to take more convincing. So here it is: Whoever placates me the best, or smites me the hardest, gets my support. Ready... GO!
I am science. And "cute". Fear me! Bow to me! (...cuddle me...)
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:02:34 AM
:lulz:
Now THIS is a challenge. Hmm, nope i going to take more convincing. So here it is: Whoever placates me the best, or smites me the hardest, gets my support. Ready... GO!
You shall be smoten so hard that the mites of the Earth will feel the smiting.
Of course talk like this should be verboten. There may or may not be biting.
There once was a man from Nantucket. I shot him. The End.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 02:54:04 AM
You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.
Women please form a line on the left.
TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD. Please to get with the kowtowing.
Ho Ho!
Don't worry I have something planned TGRR, just let me eat my lunch first
:evil:
Nope.
-Suu
Has to have SOME standards.
Kai and Coyote... hmm. Very close, very close. As i have not yet burst into flames, had a building fall on my face, or been struck by lightning. Kai is winning by virtue of science being more real at the moment. However, the contest is not over yet!
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:33:50 AM
Kai and Coyote... hmm. Very close, very close. As i have not yet burst into flames, had a building fall on my face, or been struck by lightning. Kai is winning by virtue of science being more real at the moment. However, the contest is not over yet!
SCIENCE is but a running gag of Coyote's. He is very sorry for having not repaired the holes in his fence.
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:33:50 AM
Kai and Coyote... hmm. Very close, very close. As i have not yet burst into flames, had a building fall on my face, or been struck by lightning. Kai is winning by virtue of science being more real at the moment. However, the contest is not over yet!
Yes, yes. Science will make your life better, therefore your life will be better when you worship me.
Quote from: ϗ on November 24, 2010, 03:36:23 AM
Yes, yes. Science will make your life better, therefore your life will be better when you worship me.
See, now this is an incentive. If I get a reward for worshiping you, that is much more appealing than being punished for NOT worshiping you. Which is all I'm hearing from Coyote right now. However, if he makes good on some of those threats, then maybe I'll take it into further consideration.
eta: I am teh suck at typing today.
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:39:33 AM
See, now this is an incentive. If I get a reward for worshiping you, that is much more appealing than being punished for NOT worshiping you. Which is all I'm hearing from Coyote right now. However, if he makes good on some of those threats, then maybe I'll take it into further consideration.
eta: I am teh suck at typing today.
Well look at it this way. How could it not be a reward to worship me? I mean come one, SCIENCE, was a bad joke that escaped. I blame Eris. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 24, 2010, 03:45:22 AM
Well look at it this way. How could it not be a reward to worship me? I mean come one, SCIENCE, was a bad joke that escaped. I blame Eris. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
There's a thought. By worshiping Coyote, can I be freed from the confines of science? That appears to be implicit in the debate at this time. On the other hand, worshiping a bad joke is pretty appealing too, especially since it escaped its maker and is now challenging him.... Continue with the debate!
Nobody worship me, for I am a heathen god and you will be Inquisitioned™.
Even in my own following I am a heathen god. There's no escaping it.
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 24, 2010, 03:49:43 AM
Nobody worship me, for I am a heathen god and you will be Inquisitioned™.
Even in my own following I am a heathen god. There's no escaping it.
:fap:
A new challenger has arrived!
I am a poor foreigner so I cannot afford meats and cheeses, so may I present a WOMP as tribute:
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/SparkleParty.jpg?t=1290570710)
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:48:46 AM
There's a thought. By worshiping Coyote, can I be freed from the confines of science? That appears to be implicit in the debate at this time. On the other hand, worshiping a bad joke is pretty appealing too, especially since it escaped its maker and is now challenging him.... Continue with the debate!
Why would you want to be freed? I have brought you the goodly gifts of Central Air and Heating, Refrigeration, and lo, even Internets. If you want to be returned to the middle ages, sobeit from me to keep you here.
Quote from: Rumckle on November 24, 2010, 03:53:03 AM
I am a poor foreigner so I cannot afford meats and cheeses, so may I present a WOMP as tribute:
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/SparkleParty.jpg?t=1290570710)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :argh!: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 02:54:04 AM
You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.
Women please form a line on the left.
TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD. Please to get with the kowtowing.
Most August Lord Roger,
I bring to you the meats that Boston has to offer. Behold the finest sacrifices our piddling town has to offer to the Great God What Dwells in the Desert Wastes of Arizona:
The Eastern Grey Squirrel, in plentiful supply:
(http://www.snowmancam.com/images/grey_squirrel.jpg)
The Fatted Raccoon:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Raccoon_%28Procyon_lotor%29_1.jpg)
The Spiciest of the Spicy,
Mephitis mephitis:
(http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/skunk.jpg)
Some poultry:
(http://mayo.personcounty.net/Bird%20Folder/well%20known%20birds/Rock%20Pigeon.jpg)
The Rarely Seen Oppossum:
(http://tltrinity.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/possum.jpg)
The cheese that we can offer you from our most rainy of climes is the cheese made from that of a lactating strippers:
(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii216/richard0304/49-candice-houlihan-boston-stripper.jpg)
We hope that you are pleased. If this is not sufficient, please accept the following libations:
(http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/06/18/1182200652_9802.jpg)
(http://s10.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Harpoon-IPA_499BC15E.jpg)
(http://cdn.travelmuse.com/docs/artwork/college-visits/college-visits-boston-boston-charles-river-full.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMPtqh_DSzk
(SFW)
Matt Lauer: "With much respect and reverence, LMNO slowly removes his pants, and then gently shakes his testicles in the direction of Tuscon. Lovely, just lovely."
Quote from: ϗ on November 24, 2010, 03:53:32 AM
Why would you want to be freed? I have brought you the goodly gifts of Central Air and Heating, Refrigeration, and lo, even Internets. If you want to be returned to the middle ages, sobeit from me to keep you here.
This is true. But there are those pesky physics that sometimes get in the way. This decision is getting tougher. For the record, Kai is still winning.
I'll worship whoever offers me the best perks. Or whoever has the best narrative incentives...
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:58:44 AM
This is true. But there are those pesky physics that sometimes get in the way. This decision is getting tougher. For the record, Kai is still winning.
:argh!:
FEAR ME:
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/PhoxTGRR.jpg?t=1290571588)
Quote from: Rumckle on November 24, 2010, 04:07:08 AM
:argh!:
FEAR ME:
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/PhoxTGRR.jpg?t=1290571588)
Rumkle, you know not the powers with which you are fucking. :lulz:
I'm quaking in my boots. :lulz:
Here, I'll make it easy for you:
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/Image10.jpg?t=1290572974)
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/Image8.jpg?t=1290573036)
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/Image9.jpg?t=1290573052)
I do not fear your wrath!
I'm also not worried about WOMP Cabal getting these, because I know they are too busy drinking PBR and looking for places that will repair their fixed gear bikes.
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 03:21:38 AM
Nope.
-Suu
Has to have SOME standards.
No problem. Enjoy your upcoming Tucson moments.
PS.
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/Monkey.jpg?t=1290573170)
Quote from: Rumckle on November 24, 2010, 03:53:03 AM
I am a poor foreigner so I cannot afford meats and cheeses, so may I present a WOMP as tribute:
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/SparkleParty.jpg?t=1290570710)
Your offering has been accepted. I shall spare your miserable insignificant mortal shell.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 24, 2010, 03:56:21 AM
Most August Lord Roger,
I bring to you the meats that Boston has to offer. Behold the finest sacrifices our piddling town has to offer to the Great God What Dwells in the Desert Wastes of Arizona:
http://cdn.travelmuse.com/docs/artwork/college-visits/college-visits-boston-boston-charles-river-full.jpg
Ah man, the Charles, really?!
Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 04:40:21 AM
Ah man, the Charles, really?!
What are they doing with that water? :crankey:
PLAYING IN IT?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 04:41:52 AM
What are they doing with that water? :crankey:
PLAYING IN IT?
Yeah, but don't ask me why
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 24, 2010, 04:51:18 AM
Yeah, but don't ask me why
This is EXACTLY why you bastards can't have nice things. Thursday night, you all freeze.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 04:55:28 AM
This is EXACTLY why you bastards can't have nice things. Thursday night, you all freeze.
The raccoon was not acceptable?
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 24, 2010, 05:02:24 AM
Wrong deity.
Ok, so I'll bump that up to unidentified roadkill imported from I-95 in Connecticut.
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/tgrrbh.gif)
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 24, 2010, 04:51:18 AM
Yeah, but don't ask me why
That water is borderline radioactive...Not as much as the Blackstone or any other tributary dumping into Narragansett Bay, but still.
...Richter drank the Charles. Explains a lot, doesn't it?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 04:55:28 AM
This is EXACTLY why you bastards can't have nice things. Thursday night, you all freeze.
We were going to do that anyway. Don't pretend you have power over my weather, Roger. The New England Weather God has powers far greater than you, Aput, and Pix COMBINED.
Also, I'm sending you and Freeky some Providence for Christmas. May the Smokestack Trifecta blot out your sun.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 02:54:04 AM
You may bring me your finest meats and cheeses now.
Women please form a line on the left.
TGRR,
Expects you will all show appropriate respect, in the finest traditions of PD. Please to get with the kowtowing.
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait
If I line up on the left, will I get some of those meats and cheeses? I am confused.
Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:02:34 AM
:lulz:
Now THIS is a challenge. Hmm, nope i going to take more convincing. So here it is: Whoever placates me the best, or smites me the hardest, gets my support. Ready... GO!
:fap:
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 05:01:16 PM
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait
If I line up on the left, will I get some of those meats and cheeses? I am confused.
No, you shall receive my "blessings".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 05:03:47 PM
No, you shall receive my "blessings".
How do I get at the meat and cheese?
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 05:10:08 PM
How do I get at the meat and cheese?
By getting between me and my food.
Can I offer Payne for some meat and cheese?
I refuse to participate in this thread other then to say that I refuse to participate in this thread.
Quote from: geekdad on November 24, 2010, 06:28:08 PM
I refuse to participate in this thread other then to say that I refuse to participate in this thread.
That, too, is a form of worship.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 05:33:02 PM
By getting between me and my food.
I... :sadbanana: That sounds dangerous.
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on November 24, 2010, 05:59:58 PM
Can I offer Payne for some meat and cheese?
Depends. What kind of cheese is he?
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 06:33:35 PM
I... :sadbanana: That sounds dangerous.
Probably not. I'll probably be all polite, like "Oh, be my guest" and like that.
Well, part of me will be. It's the part that's wedged under my hypothalamus (The bad neighborhood), the residents of which are not listened to by the 2 howling carniverous apes that live up front, beating on my frontal lobes with shitty sticks and coconuts. They're the ones you have to watch out for, for they are VERY RUDE and are often drunk and belligerant...Where they get their rotgut, nobody knows, but they aren't known for moderation, and when they get drunk they don't like their food supply messed with.
Also, wear protective clothing, because those two bastards haven't been laid in decades, and it's more than likey that when they attack, I'll have huge gorilla penises sticking out of each eye socket.
And nobody really wants to see that (Except LMNO, but he's weird).
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 06:33:35 PM
I... :sadbanana: That sounds dangerous.
Probably not. I'll probably be all polite, like "Oh, be my guest" and like that.
Well, part of me will be. It's the part that's wedged under my hypothalamus (The bad neighborhood), the residents of which are not listened to by the 2 howling carniverous apes that live up front, beating on my frontal lobes with shitty sticks and coconuts. They're the ones you have to watch out for, for they are VERY RUDE and are often drunk and belligerant...Where they get their rotgut, nobody knows, but they aren't known for moderation, and when they get drunk they don't like their food supply messed with.
Also, wear protective clothing, because those two bastards haven't been laid in decades, and it's more than likey that when they attack, I'll have huge gorilla penises sticking out of each eye socket.
And nobody really wants to see that (Except LMNO, but he's weird).
What the fuck? :lulz:
I need to up my lorazepam dose.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:17:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 06:33:35 PM
I... :sadbanana: That sounds dangerous.
Probably not. I'll probably be all polite, like "Oh, be my guest" and like that.
Well, part of me will be. It's the part that's wedged under my hypothalamus (The bad neighborhood), the residents of which are not listened to by the 2 howling carniverous apes that live up front, beating on my frontal lobes with shitty sticks and coconuts. They're the ones you have to watch out for, for they are VERY RUDE and are often drunk and belligerant...Where they get their rotgut, nobody knows, but they aren't known for moderation, and when they get drunk they don't like their food supply messed with.
Also, wear protective clothing, because those two bastards haven't been laid in decades, and it's more than likey that when they attack, I'll have huge gorilla penises sticking out of each eye socket.
And nobody really wants to see that (Except LMNO, but he's weird).
What the fuck? :lulz:
I need to up my lorazepam dose.
:peedee:
(Forgot about this thread :lulz:).
TO EVERYONE WHO IS CURIOUS: Kai won, and was indeed cuddled. HOWEVER, a building DID fall on my face, and Roger sent me a letter. So, perhaps, in retrospect. I made the wrong choice. However, I support poly-anyism, so I will now rectify this error and add Roger to my pantheon of ass kickery.
Although, I have nothing to offer. Wait, i could beat up Coyote! Yeah, in honor of Roger, I will beat Coyote with a pool cue!
Phox,
Off to find a pool cue.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2011, 09:17:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 24, 2010, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 06:33:35 PM
I... :sadbanana: That sounds dangerous.
Probably not. I'll probably be all polite, like "Oh, be my guest" and like that.
Well, part of me will be. It's the part that's wedged under my hypothalamus (The bad neighborhood), the residents of which are not listened to by the 2 howling carniverous apes that live up front, beating on my frontal lobes with shitty sticks and coconuts. They're the ones you have to watch out for, for they are VERY RUDE and are often drunk and belligerant...Where they get their rotgut, nobody knows, but they aren't known for moderation, and when they get drunk they don't like their food supply messed with.
Also, wear protective clothing, because those two bastards haven't been laid in decades, and it's more than likey that when they attack, I'll have huge gorilla penises sticking out of each eye socket.
And nobody really wants to see that (Except LMNO, but he's weird).
What the fuck? :lulz:
I need to up my lorazepam dose.
:lulz: That was fairly epic. I love how it drew the thread to a close, presumably because everyone's response was :?:1fap:
Quote from: Doktor Murderbitch Deezy Mac C on November 16, 2011, 10:29:03 PM
(Forgot about this thread :lulz:).
TO EVERYONE WHO IS CURIOUS: Kai won, and was indeed cuddled. HOWEVER, a building DID fall on my face, and Roger sent me a letter. So, perhaps, in retrospect. I made the wrong choice. However, I support poly-anyism, so I will now rectify this error and add Roger to my pantheon of ass kickery.
Although, I have nothing to offer. Wait, i could beat up Coyote! Yeah, in honor of Roger, I will beat Coyote with a pool cue!
Phox,
Off to find a pool cue.
:link: