http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
:lulz:
You know, much as I went into watching the Wicker Man remake I wanted to hate the crap out of it, but it was just so fucking unintentionally funny I couldn't help but love it. Popping pills to suppress accident hallucinations, kicking Lilli Sobieski, and running around in a bear costume... Nick Cage in his finest comedic performance.
:lulz:
Mel Gibson loses his shit better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JciIoQ00jY
I didn't even know there WAS a Wicker Man remake.
Quote from: Nigel on November 24, 2010, 07:19:15 AM
I didn't even know there WAS a Wicker Man remake.
Oh yeah, and it's bad. It's set in Washington State too, IIRC, as opposed to Scotland.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 24, 2010, 11:33:56 AM
Oh yeah, and it's bad. It's set in Washington State too, IIRC, as opposed to Scotland.
But it does have Nicolas Cage running around in a bear suit punching women
That bit of weirdness and his absolutely goofy, horrible scream at the end make it worth watching
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 24, 2010, 11:33:56 AM
Oh yeah, and it's bad. It's set in Washington State too, IIRC, as opposed to Scotland.
Oh, it would be. Have you been to Washington State? It's why I am the way I am.
(http://imgur.com/Cd7Ol.jpg)
Actually, if someone were to make a movie about my life, he could get the bulk of it in the can simply by having Nicolas Cage bellow the alphabet to a bemused-looking secretary then scream incoherently about bees before weeping, mustache-down, into a sequined duvet. It'd require few additional elements. Anything beyond the inclusion of a short scene in which he snags his sleeve on a doorhandle would just be padding...
IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE IM A VAMPIRE
Just saw an ad for this promising film;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_of_the_Witch_%282010_film%29
:lulz:
WOW that looks amazing. I must see it.
Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2010, 07:03:36 PM
WOW that looks amazing. I must see it.
Of course it's going to be amazing, RON FUCKING PERLMAN is in it.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 23, 2010, 10:24:59 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2010, 07:03:36 PM
WOW that looks amazing. I must see it.
Of course it's going to be amazing, RON FUCKING PERLMAN is in it.
And Christopher Lee! Who must be playing an evil Exorcist, who deals with his own sexual inadequacy by torturing confessions out of hot, young teen-witches. With his "Witching pin". I would imagine. They should let Perlman have his Hellboy horn stumps on for this too.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 06:48:02 AM
Just saw an ad for this promising film;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_of_the_Witch_%282010_film%29
Why does Nicholas Cage keep getting cast in action roles?
He was in National Treasure(which was good), but then he was in Ghost Rider, Wicker Man, ect. No matter how bad they are he keeps getting put in them, WHY?
Im sure there are plenty of promising young actors who fit the "generic hero" role perfectly, so why Nicholas?
This leads me to a much more puzzling question,
Do people actually go see movies BECAUSE of Nicholas Cage?Are there actual sane human beings(not reptiles) that say "Dude lets go see that new Nicholas Cage movie." or, "Hell yeah this movies got Nicholas Cage in it."
Not his fault really, I think only peewee herman could have saved ghost rider the way it was written
You guys want to see terrible, watch Lord of War. Jesus skullfucking Christ, it's terrible.
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on December 26, 2010, 05:50:43 AM
You guys want to see terrible, watch Lord of War. Jesus skullfucking Christ, it's terrible.
Lord of War wasnt
that bad.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 26, 2010, 03:21:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 06:48:02 AM
Just saw an ad for this promising film;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_of_the_Witch_%282010_film%29
Why does Nicholas Cage keep getting cast in action roles?
He was in National Treasure(which was good), but then he was in Ghost Rider, Wicker Man, ect. No matter how bad they are he keeps getting put in them, WHY?
Im sure there are plenty of promising young actors who fit the "generic hero" role perfectly, so why Nicholas?
This leads me to a much more puzzling question,
Do people actually go see movies BECAUSE of Nicholas Cage?
Are there actual sane human beings(not reptiles) that say "Dude lets go see that new Nicholas Cage movie." or, "Hell yeah this movies got Nicholas Cage in it."
As I understand it, it's because he demands roles in action movies.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 26, 2010, 03:21:10 AM
Do people actually go see movies BECAUSE of Nicholas Cage?
Are there actual sane human beings(not reptiles) that say "Dude lets go see that new Nicholas Cage movie." or, "Hell yeah this movies got Nicholas Cage in it."
Yep. We do it for hilarity's sake, of course, but still, pretty much those exact words come out of my friend's mouth.
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 26, 2010, 03:21:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 06:48:02 AM
Just saw an ad for this promising film;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_of_the_Witch_%282010_film%29
Why does Nicholas Cage keep getting cast in action roles?
He was in National Treasure(which was good), but then he was in Ghost Rider, Wicker Man, ect. No matter how bad they are he keeps getting put in them, WHY?
Im sure there are plenty of promising young actors who fit the "generic hero" role perfectly, so why Nicholas?
This leads me to a much more puzzling question,
Do people actually go see movies BECAUSE of Nicholas Cage?
Are there actual sane human beings(not reptiles) that say "Dude lets go see that new Nicholas Cage movie." or, "Hell yeah this movies got Nicholas Cage in it."
Yes. Lord of War fucking rocked, and Con Air wasn't bad.
Fuck you all with a sharp stick.
I liked Lord of War too.
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 02:55:02 AM
I liked Lord of War too.
What about Con Air?
PUT THE BUNNY IN THE BOX, EPI.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 02:40:23 AM
Yes. Lord of War fucking rocked, and Con Air wasn't bad.
Fuck you all with a sharp stick.
That.
Especially about how Con Air wasn't bad. Nothing more, nothing less.
I didn't say anything because I assumed TTM was trolling about LoW :)
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 26, 2010, 03:21:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 16, 2010, 06:48:02 AM
Just saw an ad for this promising film;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_of_the_Witch_%282010_film%29
Why does Nicholas Cage keep getting cast in action roles?
It probably helps that his Uncle is Francis Ford Coppola. (At least, I bet that hasn't hurt his career any)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 02:55:51 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 29, 2010, 02:55:02 AM
I liked Lord of War too.
What about Con Air?
PUT THE BUNNY IN THE BOX, EPI.
CONAIR FUCKING RULED AND ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A COMMUNIST POTATO SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!