http://www.mediaite.com/online/foxnation-com-repurposes-anti-obama-article-from-the-onion-forgets-to-mention-its-a-joke/
:lulz:
:lol:
It was just a matter of time.
Next it will be Fox reporting Stephen Colbert's interpretation of the news as True FactsTM.
I love America.
Yay, for interchangeable media. News is entertainment, however, for some time now entertainment has been news worthy. Just the next step forward.
P.s. I don't give a shit what Angelina Jolie had for lunch.
Current "Average" IQ: 82 - Borderline intellectual functioning...
Quote from: Xieante Antitheus on November 29, 2010, 04:50:01 PM
Yay, for interchangeable media. News is entertainment, however, for some time now entertainment has been news worthy. Just the next step forward.
P.s. I don't give a shit what Angelina Jolie had for lunch.
Current "Average" IQ: 82 - Borderline intellectual functioning...
I thought that by definition the average IQ at all was 100?
Hey, we can't all be like Dead Kennedy.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 29, 2010, 06:17:43 PM
Hey, we can't all be like Dead Kennedy.
I think I missed the exact nuance of the joke.
Yeah, that's an inside joke from a couple of years ago.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 29, 2010, 07:00:13 PM
Yeah, that's an inside joke from a couple of years ago.
I know about DK, but I'm not certain if the average intelligence should be higher for him or if his IQ is 100 and we should all hope to aspire to that. I know that he was enamored with his own "intellectual prowess."
I think I saw a wiki article on him somewhere too, which I found amusing.
The greatest number of people tend to fall between 85 and 115 in IQ. 85 is, in my opinion, the lowest you can go without being clinically fucking stupid.
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 29, 2010, 07:32:24 PM
The greatest number of people tend to fall between 85 and 115 in IQ. 85 is, in my opinion, the lowest you can go without being clinically fucking stupid.
Not necessarily an incorrect opinion. 85 counts as "below average"
Class IQ
Profound mental retardation Below 20
Severe mental retardation 20–34
Moderate mental retardation 35–49
Mild mental retardation 50–69
Borderline intellectual functioning 70–84
Via Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability
I just picked a random number within the Borderline intellectual functioning category...
Stupid...
But not yet retarded.
This conversation is retarded.
I just realized I have no idea why we're talking about IQ. :?
argh i hate being dumb
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 29, 2010, 08:57:48 PM
I just realized I have no idea why we're talking about IQ. :?
argh i hate being dumb
This is way more important than the incoming House Homeland Security Committee head trying to get inconvenient people labelled terrorist.
This thread is further proof that we're monkeys, just like everyone else.
ook ook, motherfuckers.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 08:55:38 PM
This conversation is retarded.
My favorite flavor is clear...
Because that's the color of the windows on the bus...
Window licking, best past time since sniffing sharpies.
:supertard:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/20000-sacrificed-in-annual-blood-offering-to-corpo,18542/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/20000-sacrificed-in-annual-blood-offering-to-corpo,18542/)
QuoteWILMINGTON, DE—The nation looked on in reverence Friday as 20,000 citizens were decapitated, dismembered, and burned alive in the name of Corporate America, continuing the age-old annual rite to ensure bounteous profits in the coming fiscal year.
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"Corporate America has always provided us with plenty," said High Priest James N. Cahill, who opened the ceremony by plunging the horn of a bull into a fair-haired child's abdomen and using the freshly spilled blood to write the current value of the Dow Jones Industrial Average upon sacred parchment. "JPMorgan Chase, General Electric, and all in the great pantheon of publicly traded entities will continue to watch over us so long as we appease them each year with human lives."
"The prophecies are clear," Cahill continued. "As we utter the hallowed incantations and make our humble sacrifices of flesh, so shall the shelves of retailers overflow with the most desirable consumer products."
The blood offering follows last week's Feast of Increasing Market Values, a yearly celebration during which Americans gather with their families under the second Q4 full moon to give thanks to corporations and to pray for cash dividends during the holiday shopping season.
In accordance with tradition, Friday's ritual—hosted this year by the Greater Wilmington Convention Center—included stonings in honor of Monsanto, the drowning of elders on behalf of Ford, and live flayings in the name of Whole Foods.
"A joyful noise filled the hall as the priest pulled the first virgin's heart from her chest and recited the ancient, mystical section 102(a)(3) of the Delaware General Corporation Law," said 44-year-old disciple David Infantes, recalling the blasts from plastic horns donated by Wells Fargo that accompanied a young girl's lifeless body rolling down the altar steps. "In that moment, I pledged my soul anew to our blessed Corporate Overlords, increasing profits be upon them."