We need to set up shop as reverse phrenologists. People tell us how they want to act, and we arrange bumps on their head until their skull is the right shape.
Beats the fuck out of working, right?
THIS
IS
GENIUS!
We are made men, Roger. Made men!
Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2010, 05:53:42 PM
THIS
IS
GENIUS!
We are made men, Roger. Made men!
It occurred to me that this is why we pay cops and judges and prison guards.
Then I thought, why not get people to PAY for this? There's one born every minute, but for the first time ever,
we can cure them. Might loose a few of the ones with thinner craniums, but that's a risk I'm willing to take for a shinier America.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 05:59:15 PM
It occurred to me that this is why we pay cops and judges and prison guards.
Then I thought, why not get people to PAY for this? There's one born every minute, but for the first time ever, we can cure them. Might loose a few of the ones with thinner craniums, but that's a risk I'm willing to take for a shinier America.
Have your lawyer draft an airtight release form, and we're all set.
:lulz: Excellent. Is there a treatment to make me enjoy blunt force trauma?
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 28, 2010, 07:26:24 PM
:lulz: Excellent. Is there a treatment to make me enjoy blunt force trauma?
http://subgenius.com
It didn't make me enjoy it, but it made me
not care.
Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:15:09 PM
Have your lawyer draft an airtight release form, and we're all set.
We'll just call it religion.
Oh my god. This is the most brilliant thing I have heard all day.
Granted, so far my day has consisted of:
1.) Rolling out of bed
2.) Sitting in this chair
3.) Clicking on this thread
But, to be honest, I don't think anything is going to beat this.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 07:34:24 PM
http://subgenius.com
It didn't make me enjoy it, but it made me not care.
I'll settle for head poundings, thanks.
Retrophrenology is what Pratchett called it in one of the earlier Discworld books.
Known & Noted.
Quote from: Igor on November 28, 2010, 09:11:58 PM
Retrophrenology is what Pratchett called it in one of the earlier Discworld books.
Well, fuck. It's been done. :tgrr: