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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 05:48:55 PM

Title: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 05:48:55 PM
We need to set up shop as reverse phrenologists.   People tell us how they want to act, and we arrange bumps on their head until their skull is the right shape.

Beats the fuck out of working, right?
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2010, 05:53:42 PM
THIS

IS

GENIUS!

We are made men, Roger. Made men!
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 05:59:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2010, 05:53:42 PM
THIS

IS

GENIUS!

We are made men, Roger. Made men!

It occurred to me that this is why we pay cops and judges and prison guards.

Then I thought, why not get people to PAY for this?  There's one born every minute, but for the first time ever, we can cure them.  Might loose a few of the ones with thinner craniums, but that's a risk I'm willing to take for a shinier America.
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:15:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 05:59:15 PM
It occurred to me that this is why we pay cops and judges and prison guards.

Then I thought, why not get people to PAY for this?  There's one born every minute, but for the first time ever, we can cure them.  Might loose a few of the ones with thinner craniums, but that's a risk I'm willing to take for a shinier America.

Have your lawyer draft an airtight release form, and we're all set.
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 07:26:24 PM
:lulz:  Excellent.  Is there a treatment to make me enjoy blunt force trauma?
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 07:34:24 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on November 28, 2010, 07:26:24 PM
:lulz:  Excellent.  Is there a treatment to make me enjoy blunt force trauma?

http://subgenius.com

It didn't make me enjoy it, but it made me not care.
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 07:34:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 28, 2010, 06:15:09 PM
Have your lawyer draft an airtight release form, and we're all set.

We'll just call it religion.
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: Bruno on November 28, 2010, 07:58:32 PM
Oh my god. This is the most brilliant thing I have heard all day.

Granted, so far my day has consisted of:

1.) Rolling out of bed
2.) Sitting in this chair
3.) Clicking on this thread

But, to be honest, I don't think anything is going to beat this.
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 07:34:24 PM
http://subgenius.com

It didn't make me enjoy it, but it made me not care.

I'll settle for head poundings, thanks.
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2010, 08:22:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 07:34:50 PM
We'll just call it religion.

This is perfect!
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: Igor on November 28, 2010, 09:11:58 PM
Retrophrenology is what Pratchett called it in one of the earlier Discworld books.
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: Jasper on November 28, 2010, 09:13:27 PM
Known & Noted.
Title: Re: Nigel, fuck's sake, we're gonna be RICH!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2010, 09:57:05 PM
Quote from: Igor on November 28, 2010, 09:11:58 PM
Retrophrenology is what Pratchett called it in one of the earlier Discworld books.

Well, fuck.  It's been done.  :tgrr: