Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 08:18:06 PM

Title: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd_-M2njhc
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: LMNO on November 29, 2010, 08:20:38 PM
Considering what she looks like in that bikini, she could get away with almost anything.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: AFK on November 29, 2010, 08:30:22 PM
I bet she tears it up on the dance floor. 
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: hooplala on November 29, 2010, 08:32:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 29, 2010, 08:20:38 PM
Considering what she looks like in that bikini, she could get away with almost anything.

No.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: LMNO on November 29, 2010, 08:32:55 PM
No?
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Richter on November 29, 2010, 08:34:01 PM
 :argh!:

Can't see from work.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 29, 2010, 08:39:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 29, 2010, 08:32:55 PM
No?

I think your mistake was including the word "almost."
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: hooplala on November 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 29, 2010, 08:32:55 PM
No?

She doesn't do it for me. 

Though, perhaps it would be different if I were there in person?
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 29, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
She doesn't do it for me. 

Though, perhaps it would be different if I were there in person?

Your job has roont you.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Rizzo on November 29, 2010, 08:56:14 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd_-M2njhc

I wasn't expecting soft-core porn links today I'm pretty sure I saw her moose-knuckle.

:fap:   :fap:   :fap:
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Suu on November 29, 2010, 08:59:17 PM
Quote from: Rizzo on November 29, 2010, 08:56:14 PM
I wasn't expecting soft-core porn links today I'm pretty sure I saw her moose-knuckle.

:fap:   :fap:   :fap:

:suu:
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: hooplala on November 29, 2010, 08:59:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2010, 08:53:24 PM
Your job has roont you.

This is undoubtedly true.  :cry:
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Enrico Salazar on November 29, 2010, 09:04:00 PM
Hoopla, he is dead from waist down.

And also dead from neck up.

And his chest is not so hot either.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Disco Pickle on November 29, 2010, 09:51:08 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 29, 2010, 08:30:22 PM
I bet she tears it up on the dance floor. 

If by tears it up you mean puts out eyeballs and kicks people causing them to fall and split their head open, then yeah..  I can see that.

hell I dance better than that, and I count on 1 and 3.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 29, 2010, 10:06:51 PM
I'd hit it, but I wouldn't brag about having done so. 7/10.

Also, she's Russian. That's just how Russian girls let you know they want to mate. They don't believe in subtlety.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Jasper on November 29, 2010, 10:09:44 PM
Quote from: postvex™ on November 29, 2010, 08:39:41 PM
I think your mistake was including the word "almost."

(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/this.jpg)
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 04:31:09 AM
Given that she didn't harass anyone else except those folks she collapsed on at the end and one of them appeared to be filming the whole thing (and I don't mean the person who took the video we watched) I would say she lost a dare or something and her friends were calling her out on it. Granted she probably had some liquid courage or whatever, in her. Ah, to be young and stupid.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 30, 2010, 08:25:20 AM
Again, she's Russian. That all but guarantees that she was drunk and/or high on E. Also probably suffering from a touch of the FAS.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 30, 2010, 05:21:19 PM
Quote from: Abraxas on November 30, 2010, 08:25:20 AM
Again, she's Russian. That all but guarantees that she was drunk and/or high on E. Also probably suffering from a touch of the FAS.

How do you know she was Russian?
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: hooplala on November 30, 2010, 06:00:25 PM
It's obvious.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 30, 2010, 06:49:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 30, 2010, 06:00:25 PM
It's obvious.

I suppose it's time for me to observe the elusive Homo russianus in its natural state of play. The only Russian immigrant that I've hung out with in a social setting is fairly reserved, or at least was around me.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Golden Applesauce on December 02, 2010, 04:04:52 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd_-M2njhc

QuoteThis video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.

What was it?
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 02, 2010, 04:38:46 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on December 02, 2010, 04:04:52 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 29, 2010, 08:18:06 PM
Do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSd_-M2njhc

QuoteThis video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.

What was it?

Nothing that violated any of those, that's for sure.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Suu on December 02, 2010, 04:43:10 AM
Damn. That sucks.
Title: Re: The next time any of us are at the beach/pool...
Post by: Kansai on December 02, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
If this video was removed....THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?