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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on November 30, 2010, 12:42:02 PM

Title: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Suu on November 30, 2010, 12:42:02 PM
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/squeezabe-bacon

:vom:
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Disco Pickle on November 30, 2010, 12:46:31 PM
oh well.  it's bacon so that's ok.  and probably delicious.
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Richter on November 30, 2010, 12:58:51 PM
 :crankey: :vom:
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 30, 2010, 12:59:20 PM
I'm all for squeezable bacon paste.

also, any hottie who wants to keep me breathing through my ears all night long should probably have some of this on hand: http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/bacon-lubricant
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: AFK on November 30, 2010, 01:15:25 PM
Wanna place a wager on how many parents feed that to their infants.

FTR, I don't but I think if the boy got a taste of that he'd take to it like a pig to, uh...nevermind.....bad metaphor. 
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: hooplala on November 30, 2010, 02:13:44 PM
I wish all food came in squeezable tubes.
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 30, 2010, 06:43:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 30, 2010, 02:13:44 PM
I wish all food came in squeezable tubes.

:lulz:

I broke my jaw the summer before my senior year in high school.  Had to eat everything after blenderizing the fuck out of it.  It got old really really fast.
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 07:04:24 PM
Bacon makes everything better.
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: LMNO on November 30, 2010, 07:10:11 PM
Because I am a bad person, name of this thread is reminding me of something. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27555.0)
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Richter on November 30, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on November 30, 2010, 06:43:57 PM
:lulz:

I broke my jaw the summer before my senior year in high school.  Had to eat everything after blenderizing the fuck out of it.  It got old really really fast.

Suck.  :(
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 30, 2010, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 30, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
Suck.  :(

HAW!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: AFK on November 30, 2010, 07:14:06 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 30, 2010, 07:10:11 PM
Because I am a bad person, name of this thread is reminding me of something. (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=27555.0)

Once again, the pd.com threads of the day synergize. 
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 07:17:35 PM
Today's secret phrase "Redwing Meat"!
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: hooplala on November 30, 2010, 07:41:35 PM
You all know, I hope, that tacos at Taco Bell are filled with a "meat hose"...
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 08:24:51 PM
I worked at Taco Bell for one month, ten years ago. The tacos were, in fact, filled with this specially designed tool that was something like a comb and something like a slotted spoon. It had been designed by the head taco honcho to serve up the precise amount of meat to fill one taco. The manager at my Taco Bell revered it as a thing of glory and beauty but it was a right bitch to wash and it was slender enough to fall down into every conceivable nook and cranny in the food-slinging area. I fuckin' hated that thing. My manager probably would have fired me for saying so, but I was the only one who knew how to put the sour cream (caulk) guns back together.
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Xieante Antitheus on November 30, 2010, 08:33:43 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2010, 07:17:35 PM
Today's secret phrase "Redwing Meat"!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Antitheus/Meat.jpg)
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 30, 2010, 08:52:41 PM
:fap:
Title: Re: Liquid Meat?!!!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 30, 2010, 09:31:02 PM
Quote from: Abraxas on November 30, 2010, 12:59:20 PM
I'm all for squeezable bacon paste.

also, any hottie who wants to keep me breathing through my ears all night long should probably have some of this on hand: http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/bacon-lubricant

:vom: