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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: AFK on November 30, 2010, 02:46:08 PM

Title: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: AFK on November 30, 2010, 02:46:08 PM
They had to go and invent alcoholic whipped cream to make you forget about how much pie, and other foods, suck. 

http://smartabouthealth.net/diseases/2010/11/30/forget-four-loko-now-you-can-get-drunk-on-whipped-cream/

Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Whatever on November 30, 2010, 03:30:34 PM
OK so you do whatever it is they do with the gasses to get high then basically drink the whipped cream and you are fucked royally?

Damn.

I still want some.  I want to get whipped cream wasted!   :lulz:
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 30, 2010, 10:48:41 PM
I had thought about alcoholic whipped cream but i assumed it would be near impossible to make.
Cool to hear they somehow managed to do it.
Could i get the recipe?
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Triple Zero on December 01, 2010, 12:30:23 PM
My molecular gastronomy book hints at the possibility of making whipped cream from runny Camembert and vermouth, but doesn't give a recipe. It just states that it ought to have the proper kind of protein/fat/liquid ingredients that would make it work out. I never tried it.

I just checked the book and it also mentions that it should be easy and work out really well :)
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 09:09:18 PM
I've made whipped cream with liqueurs before--it ain't that hard.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 30, 2010, 02:46:08 PM
They had to go and invent alcoholic whipped cream to make you forget about how much pie, and other foods, suck. 

http://smartabouthealth.net/diseases/2010/11/30/forget-four-loko-now-you-can-get-drunk-on-whipped-cream/



This seems very odd and desperate...it's not hard at all to add a drizzle of liqueur to the heavy whipping cream as you beat it with rotary beaters...
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Rumckle on December 03, 2010, 02:06:03 AM
Also it says it is the equivalent of 4 beers, which really isn't that much. Hell, I'd be more worried about the fat and sugar in an entire can of whipped cream rather than the alcohol.

I could see them having a problem if this seemed to be marketed to a younger audience, though.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Phox on December 03, 2010, 02:24:23 AM
The cake is a lie! Pie is the most sumptuous of desserts! Cheesecake is the greatest achievement known to pie! All things are inferior to Mighty Cheesecake!  :argh!:


*reads more than title*

alcoholic whipped cream? ooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2010, 02:04:21 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 30, 2010, 02:46:08 PM
They had to go and invent alcoholic whipped cream to make you forget about how much pie, and other foods, suck. 

http://smartabouthealth.net/diseases/2010/11/30/forget-four-loko-now-you-can-get-drunk-on-whipped-cream/



This seems very odd and desperate...it's not hard at all to add a drizzle of liqueur to the heavy whipping cream as you beat it with rotary beaters...

:lmnuendo:

This should go in the ChaosSutra thread.  ;)
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2010, 02:06:29 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on December 03, 2010, 02:06:03 AM
Also it says it is the equivalent of 4 beers, which really isn't that much. Hell, I'd be more worried about the fat and sugar in an entire can of whipped cream rather than the alcohol.

I could see them having a problem if this seemed to be marketed to a younger audience, though.

The kids will market to a younger audience.  Eventually it will find its way onto the web.  The use of the whipping cream to get drunk and the inhalant to get high will be given some kind of fad name. 

Please to note I am not suggesting the product should be pulled or anything.  I'm just saying I can see where this train is going before it even leaves the station. 
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2010, 02:16:19 PM
Not to derail the thread, but wouldn't it be safe to say that:

"Any commercial product that temporarily skews perception will be discovered and used by a percentage of adolescents, and be given a silly name"?

So, those kids that get into "Creaming"* would be the same kids who are already doing whippets and shoplifting nips of schnapps, right?

The question being, does the introduction of a new product affect a larger percentage of kids, or do the at-risk groups simply gain a new way to get fucked up?















*
  :lmnuendo:

Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2010, 02:42:29 PM
I think its the latter.  Honestly, I do think that sometimes my field gets a little too worked up about these things.  Four Loko was a little different only because of the amount of adolescents who already drink large amounts of energy drinks.  There was also some information that just came out that seems to suggest a pre-disposition of kids who consume energy drinks regularly to becoming alcohol dependent. 

The alcoholic whipped cream thing I don't think will really be that big of a problem.  Unless, of course, the media sensationalizes it.  But yeah, I think this will probably be something mostly limited to the kids who are already huffing and using alcoholic tampons and pouring alcohol into their eye sockets. 

Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2010, 08:26:51 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 30, 2010, 02:46:08 PM
They had to go and invent alcoholic whipped cream to make you forget about how much pie, and other foods, suck. 

http://smartabouthealth.net/diseases/2010/11/30/forget-four-loko-now-you-can-get-drunk-on-whipped-cream/



This seems very odd and desperate...it's not hard at all to add a drizzle of liqueur to the heavy whipping cream as you beat it with rotary beaters...

That's what I was thinking... and I whip cream by hand with a whisk.

Also, notwithstanding any furor about its alcohol content, anyone who drinks a pint of cream (let alone a whipped, sweetened pint of cream) needs to seriously review their nutritional priorities. Also, GROSS.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Suu on December 04, 2010, 03:44:22 PM
That whipped cream tastes like rubbing alcohol.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 04, 2010, 05:19:22 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 02:42:29 PM
I think its the latter.  Honestly, I do think that sometimes my field gets a little too worked up about these things.  Four Loko was a little different only because of the amount of adolescents who already drink large amounts of energy drinks.  There was also some information that just came out that seems to suggest a pre-disposition of kids who consume energy drinks regularly to becoming alcohol dependent. 

The alcoholic whipped cream thing I don't think will really be that big of a problem.  Unless, of course, the media sensationalizes it.  But yeah, I think this will probably be something mostly limited to the kids who are already huffing and using alcoholic tampons and pouring alcohol into their eye sockets. 



EYE SOCKETS?!

:vom:

Also I think energy drinks are funny. I don't know why people drink them.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 04, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 05:19:22 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 02:42:29 PM
I think its the latter.  Honestly, I do think that sometimes my field gets a little too worked up about these things.  Four Loko was a little different only because of the amount of adolescents who already drink large amounts of energy drinks.  There was also some information that just came out that seems to suggest a pre-disposition of kids who consume energy drinks regularly to becoming alcohol dependent. 

The alcoholic whipped cream thing I don't think will really be that big of a problem.  Unless, of course, the media sensationalizes it.  But yeah, I think this will probably be something mostly limited to the kids who are already huffing and using alcoholic tampons and pouring alcohol into their eye sockets. 



EYE SOCKETS?!

:vom:

Also I think energy drinks are funny. I don't know why people drink them.

Desperation. No shit.

Shits and giggles too, but desperation is a big one.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 04, 2010, 06:56:49 PM
Desperation for what?

I have noticed that people will drink a lot of red bull vodkas in a sitting. Which, you know is weird since they're both two of the nastiest tasting beverages concocted.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Phox on December 04, 2010, 07:02:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 06:56:49 PM
Desperation for what?

I have noticed that people will drink a lot of red bull vodkas in a sitting. Which, you know is weird since they're both two of the nastiest tasting beverages concocted.
Yes.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2010, 07:33:54 PM
I have never tasted an "energy drink" that didn't taste like utter shit.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Jasper on December 04, 2010, 07:46:53 PM
I only use them when I have an important mission and am so tired that coffee will just make me jitter myself to sleep.
Title: Re: More proof pie is inferior to cake!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 05, 2010, 12:05:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 06:56:49 PM
Desperation for what?

I have noticed that people will drink a lot of red bull vodkas in a sitting. Which, you know is weird since they're both two of the nastiest tasting beverages concocted.

Sleep is not permitted in the under-24 age set. It's actually illegal for us to get, at a stretch, more than 20 hours of sleep in a week. Coffee is often ineffective at supplying enough caffeine, B-vitamins, and sugar in a single serving.