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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 AM

Title: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 AM
Here's the deal:

Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/armadillo.jpg)

You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!

If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 01, 2010, 02:58:39 AM
Actually I think it's kinda cute.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:00:51 AM
Dude.
It's a cross eyed armadillo.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:01:47 AM
I'm going to give you my sister's address. Har.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Cuddlefish on December 01, 2010, 03:28:24 AM
Oooh! Oooh! I'm in!

If I win, I am going to randomly mail it to one of the unfortunate spags that were foolish enough to give me their mailing address.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:30:06 AM
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 01, 2010, 03:30:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:00:51 AM
Dude.
It's a cross eyed armadillo.

I have a soft spot for the underappreciated.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Cramulus on December 01, 2010, 03:31:34 AM
oh shit no! the cursed armadillo!
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Cuddlefish on December 01, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 01, 2010, 03:40:22 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on December 01, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!

That's the spirit boyo!
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:48:15 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on December 01, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!

It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to

TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!

We need to have a party before I go to Florida.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:30:06 AM
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?

I can always get some. I also have better explosives this year.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:51:46 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:30:06 AM
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?

I can always get some. I also have better explosives this year.

YES. Sis has offered to drive me out there so we can go to outlets again to make fun of people. If not, do bring to Clearwater on Christmas Eve (we party...a bit...with lots of people and foods, as long as you don't mind a mooshy 140lb German Shepherd and a cat spawned from Satan himself.)
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:59:09 AM
X-mas eve I'll be working  :sad:

Man, I work a LOT
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Suu on December 01, 2010, 04:10:05 AM
That's why you just need to leave the state suddenly. Then they can't tell you to work.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 05:32:35 PM
So I picked a loser winner today.

:sad:  poor guy

Well Richter, once you get your "prize" it's your turn to pass off a disgusting ornament to someone else. Lucky you.


Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: hooplala on December 01, 2010, 05:36:22 PM
Shit... too late.  Bummer.  :sad:

Enjoy Richter!
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Richter on December 01, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
 :horrormirth:

I didn't even enter this competition?!
HOw did I win?
What has fate done to me?    EEEEEEEEEARRRGGGH!

Fo SRS, thank Squid :mrgreen:.  It will brighten the moosemas celebration, then be passed on.  Am I required to hold it for the whole year, or just until I feel it has an appropriate next target?
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 06:03:24 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
:horrormirth:

I didn't even enter this competition?!
HOw did I win?
What has fate done to me?    EEEEEEEEEARRRGGGH!

Fo SRS, thank Squid :mrgreen:.  It will brighten the moosemas celebration, then be passed on.  Am I required to hold it for the whole year, or just until I feel it has an appropriate next target?

:lulz: :lol: :lulz:
SUCKER!


Honestly, I don't care what you do with it. Personally, I enjoy video of fiery death, but hey, if you wanna pass it off for some other unlucky soul to endure, that's totally up to you.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Richter on December 01, 2010, 06:35:17 PM
In a horrible, gaudy way, it's too cute to destroy.  It will grace... something for some amount of time, then travel onwards.
I will post pics.
I pledge now I will not hang it from my penis and send pics.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 06:38:39 PM
why not?
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 01, 2010, 06:40:17 PM
See? I told you it was cute!
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Richter on December 01, 2010, 07:13:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 06:38:39 PM
why not?

Whatever happens then, you've had the chance to prevent it.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
oops
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Suu on December 02, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Great. Just what the Monastery needs...More shiny crap.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 02, 2010, 04:19:20 PM
Monasteries are made of shiny crap.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Richter on December 02, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Great. Just what the Monastery needs...More shiny crap.

SILENCE!  Lest the Armadillo Ornament be sent to thy tree to run a train on The Tac.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Suu on December 02, 2010, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 02, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Great. Just what the Monastery needs...More shiny crap.

SILENCE!  Lest the Armadillo Ornament be sent to thy tree to run a train on The Tac.

THE TACK WOULD FUCKING ANYTHING.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Richter on December 02, 2010, 06:31:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 02, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Great. Just what the Monastery needs...More shiny crap.

SILENCE!  Lest the Armadillo Ornament be sent to thy tree to run a train on The Tac.

THE TACK WOULD FUCKING ANYTHING.

WRONG.

THIS BLINGED OUT SCALY MAMALORNAMENT IS GOING TO BANG IT INTO ITS PLACE WITH A HORRIBLE HAIRY ARMORD MEMBER LEAKING LEPROSY.

THE TACK WILL SWOON AT THE SIGHT.  LIKE REDMAN BARGING INTO A PICTURE OF THE VIRGIN MARY.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 07:39:35 PM
:lol:  Aw, I missed the most awesome contest ever! 
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 03, 2010, 05:15:19 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 07:39:35 PM
:lol:  Aw, I missed the most awesome contest ever! 

No I put your name in the hat.

You'll also all be glad to know that I got insulted by the postal worker. The POSTAL. WORKER. today, for being... European.
Apparently the way I learned to address a box in Europe is WRONG WRONG WRONG IN AMERICA and they're to stupid to figure out "To:" and "From:" so it would have come back to me tomorrow, he claims.
I looked at him kind of sideways as he stickered all my wrong wronginess and made me correct shit.
I told him "Sorry, I learned this in Europe, guess it's backwards here" (I've been doin it wrong all my life apparently) and his reply was "Those darned Europeans"...

what.

I think my glare made him a little uncomfortable after that. When he told me "that'll be 2.41" and I stood there... glaring .... silently....     glaring....
then handed him exact change and walked off slowly with my loud stompy boots.

Sometimes I think it's just best that I don't say what's on my mind. I hate police.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 03, 2010, 05:31:23 AM
That is the second most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 03, 2010, 05:52:15 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 03, 2010, 05:31:23 AM
That is the second most hideous thing I've ever seen.

Oh there's a better one. I'ma pick it up over the weekend and send it to someone special.
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2010, 08:29:20 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 AM
Here's the deal:

Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/armadillo.jpg)

You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!

If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.

Holy fuck. That thing is magnificent!
Title: Re: OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2010, 08:29:55 AM
I think my mind just broke.