Here's the deal:
Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/armadillo.jpg)
You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!
If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.
Actually I think it's kinda cute.
Dude.
It's a cross eyed armadillo.
I'm going to give you my sister's address. Har.
Oooh! Oooh! I'm in!
If I win, I am going to randomly mail it to one of the unfortunate spags that were foolish enough to give me their mailing address.
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:00:51 AM
Dude.
It's a cross eyed armadillo.
I have a soft spot for the underappreciated.
oh shit no! the cursed armadillo!
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!
It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to
TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!
Quote from: Cuddlefist on December 01, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!
It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to
TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!
That's the spirit boyo!
Quote from: Cuddlefist on December 01, 2010, 03:34:58 AM
BACK OFF MUTHERFUCKERS, IT'S MINE!!!!
It's Christmas, for fuck's sake, I will not hesitate to
TRAMPLE A MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH FOR BABY JESUS!!!
We need to have a party before I go to Florida.
Quote from: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:30:06 AM
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?
I can always get some. I also have better explosives this year.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 03:48:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:30:06 AM
Hey Squid, do we have any cupcakes to blow up this year?
I can always get some. I also have better explosives this year.
YES. Sis has offered to drive me out there so we can go to outlets again to make fun of people. If not, do bring to Clearwater on Christmas Eve (we party...a bit...with lots of people and foods, as long as you don't mind a mooshy 140lb German Shepherd and a cat spawned from Satan himself.)
X-mas eve I'll be working :sad:
Man, I work a LOT
That's why you just need to leave the state suddenly. Then they can't tell you to work.
So I picked a loser winner today.
:sad: poor guy
Well Richter, once you get your "prize" it's your turn to pass off a disgusting ornament to someone else. Lucky you.
Shit... too late. Bummer. :sad:
Enjoy Richter!
:horrormirth:
I didn't even enter this competition?!
HOw did I win?
What has fate done to me? EEEEEEEEEARRRGGGH!
Fo SRS, thank Squid :mrgreen:. It will brighten the moosemas celebration, then be passed on. Am I required to hold it for the whole year, or just until I feel it has an appropriate next target?
Quote from: Richter on December 01, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
:horrormirth:
I didn't even enter this competition?!
HOw did I win?
What has fate done to me? EEEEEEEEEARRRGGGH!
Fo SRS, thank Squid :mrgreen:. It will brighten the moosemas celebration, then be passed on. Am I required to hold it for the whole year, or just until I feel it has an appropriate next target?
:lulz: :lol: :lulz:
SUCKER!
Honestly, I don't care what you do with it. Personally, I enjoy video of fiery death, but hey, if you wanna pass it off for some other unlucky soul to endure, that's totally up to you.
In a horrible, gaudy way, it's too cute to destroy. It will grace... something for some amount of time, then travel onwards.
I will post pics.
I pledge now I will not hang it from my penis and send pics.
why not?
See? I told you it was cute!
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 06:38:39 PM
why not?
Whatever happens then, you've had the chance to prevent it.
oops
Great. Just what the Monastery needs...More shiny crap.
Monasteries are made of shiny crap.
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Great. Just what the Monastery needs...More shiny crap.
SILENCE! Lest the Armadillo Ornament be sent to thy tree to run a train on The Tac.
Quote from: Richter on December 02, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Great. Just what the Monastery needs...More shiny crap.
SILENCE! Lest the Armadillo Ornament be sent to thy tree to run a train on The Tac.
THE TACK WOULD FUCKING ANYTHING.
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 02, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 02, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Great. Just what the Monastery needs...More shiny crap.
SILENCE! Lest the Armadillo Ornament be sent to thy tree to run a train on The Tac.
THE TACK WOULD FUCKING ANYTHING.
WRONG.
THIS BLINGED OUT SCALY MAMALORNAMENT IS GOING TO BANG IT INTO ITS PLACE WITH A HORRIBLE HAIRY ARMORD MEMBER LEAKING LEPROSY.
THE TACK WILL SWOON AT THE SIGHT. LIKE REDMAN BARGING INTO A PICTURE OF THE VIRGIN MARY.
:lol: Aw, I missed the most awesome contest ever!
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2010, 07:39:35 PM
:lol: Aw, I missed the most awesome contest ever!
No I put your name in the hat.
You'll also all be glad to know that I got insulted by the postal worker. The POSTAL. WORKER. today, for being... European.
Apparently the way I learned to address a box in Europe is WRONG WRONG WRONG IN AMERICA and they're to stupid to figure out "To:" and "From:" so it would have come back to me tomorrow, he claims.
I looked at him kind of sideways as he stickered all my wrong wronginess and made me correct shit.
I told him "Sorry, I learned this in Europe, guess it's backwards here" (I've been doin it wrong all my life apparently) and his reply was "Those darned Europeans"...
what.
I think my glare made him a little uncomfortable after that. When he told me "that'll be 2.41" and I stood there... glaring .... silently.... glaring....
then handed him exact change and walked off slowly with my loud stompy boots.
Sometimes I think it's just best that I don't say what's on my mind. I hate police.
That is the second most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 03, 2010, 05:31:23 AM
That is the second most hideous thing I've ever seen.
Oh there's a better one. I'ma pick it up over the weekend and send it to someone special.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 AM
Here's the deal:
Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/armadillo.jpg)
You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!
If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.
Holy fuck. That thing is magnificent!
I think my mind just broke.