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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 08:28:10 PM

Title: New Life
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 08:28:10 PM
This is amazing and wonderful and also happens to be one of the places we were stranded this summer: http://gizmodo.com/5704158/nasa-finds-new-life
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: AFK on December 03, 2010, 09:17:31 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM REDUNDANCY!
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Don Coyote on December 03, 2010, 09:18:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 09:17:31 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM REDUNDANCY!

HEY FUCK YOU!! YOUR MOM STEPPED IN FRONT OF MY REDUNDANCY AND KILLED IT!!!!!
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Juana on December 03, 2010, 09:22:43 PM
Whatever. It's still fucking cool. :D
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
           \
(http://insidereel.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/neil1.jpeg?w=497&h=395)
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Phox on December 04, 2010, 02:04:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
           \
(http://insidereel.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/neil1.jpeg?w=497&h=395)

PLUTO IS A MOTHERFUCKING PLANET IN ACCORDANCE WITH ILLINOIS STATE LAW MOTHERFUCKER!
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Kurt Christ on December 04, 2010, 02:40:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
           \
(http://insidereel.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/neil1.jpeg?w=497&h=395)
:mittens:
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2010, 07:51:22 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Really? I am not caught up at all but I looked at the latest threads in this sub to see if anyone had posted it yet.  :? Is it in Apple Talk?
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2010, 07:52:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
           \
(http://insidereel.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/neil1.jpeg?w=497&h=395)

Hee hee hee!

This post made me laugh. For reals.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: AFK on December 04, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
           \
(http://insidereel.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/neil1.jpeg?w=497&h=395)

I bet that fucker is a pie fan. 
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Triple Zero on December 04, 2010, 01:47:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
           \
(http://insidereel.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/neil1.jpeg?w=497&h=395)

Okay, but SCIENCE needs to know a few things about these Dwarves:


- How do they pronounce the word "atom" ?
- What sort of camera lenses do they buy, or do they prefer just having a load of megapixels?
- Do they have free will?
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Triple Zero on December 04, 2010, 01:48:48 PM
Oh yeah and uh,

- Are they aware yet that RAW is dead?
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 04, 2010, 01:59:06 PM
These are important questions!
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: AFK on December 04, 2010, 02:45:16 PM
I've heard rumors that there are rumblings about reinstating Pluto in light of new information on Pluto and Eris. 
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Sister Fracture on December 04, 2010, 03:04:56 PM
OMG THIS IS AWESOME I LOVE SCIENCE SO MUCH <3
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 04, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 09:17:31 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM REDUNDANCY THAT MY MOM DIED FROM

Obligatory.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 04, 2010, 04:41:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2010, 07:52:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
           \
(http://insidereel.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/neil1.jpeg?w=497&h=395)

Hee hee hee!

This post made me laugh. For reals.

I spent a few minutes looking for the right picture for this post. I might save it to my computer for further use.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 04, 2010, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 04, 2010, 01:47:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Wait, hang on a second there, Trip. It's a DWARF planet. It, like Pluto, does not have sufficient mass to clear its orbit of debris. Also, it's populated by dwarves. Very cold, blind dwarves.
           \
(http://insidereel.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/neil1.jpeg?w=497&h=395)

Okay, but SCIENCE needs to know a few things about these Dwarves:


- How do they pronounce the word "atom" ?
- What sort of camera lenses do they buy, or do they prefer just having a load of megapixels?
- Do they have free will?

They pronounce it like "awt-OHM"
They don't need cameras. They're blind. And cold.
Of course they have free will.
They are aware that RAW is dead. It was one of them that did it, after all.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 04, 2010, 02:45:16 PM
I've heard rumors that there are rumblings about reinstating Pluto in light of new information on Pluto and Eris. 

Ooh, what's the info?

Also, I think the Moon should be upgraded to planet. It's about the same size as Mercury I think.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Adios on December 04, 2010, 05:29:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2010, 07:51:22 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 03, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
This is the third thread about this topic ... Did you know they named a planet Eris? ;-)

Really? I am not caught up at all but I looked at the latest threads in this sub to see if anyone had posted it yet.  :? Is it in Apple Talk?

*shrug*

I didn't know it either.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Jasper on December 04, 2010, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 04, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 09:17:31 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM REDUNDANCY THAT MY MOM DIED FROM

Obligatory.

Caught me off guard, now giggling like a ninny.


On topic:  Would it be theoretically possible to gen-engineer arsenic based human equivalents?
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Adios on December 05, 2010, 04:49:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 04, 2010, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 04, 2010, 04:34:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 03, 2010, 09:17:31 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED FROM REDUNDANCY THAT MY MOM DIED FROM

Obligatory.

Caught me off guard, now giggling like a ninny.


On topic:  Would it be theoretically possible to gen-engineer arsenic based human equivalents?

I want gills so I can breathe underwater.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Kai on December 05, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
NG Tyson is awesome. Haters gotta hate.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 06, 2010, 04:11:14 AM
Quote from: ϗ on December 05, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
NG Tyson is awesome. Haters gotta hate.

He is. I'm just satisfied with a definition of planet that has spherical, orbits a star, and does not undergo nuclear fusion.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Triple Zero on December 06, 2010, 02:09:19 PM
BTW

The supposedly arsenic-based DNA in these bacteria is most probably actually based on plain old phosphorous after all:

http://scienceblogs.com/webeasties/2010/12/guest_post_arsenate-based_dna.php
http://rrresearch.blogspot.com/2010/12/arsenic-associated-bacteria-nasas.html

Bad science, sloppy research.

Well, at least Eris is still a planet, and RAW is still dead, right ...
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2010, 10:51:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 06, 2010, 02:09:19 PM
BTW

The supposedly arsenic-based DNA in these bacteria is most probably actually based on plain old phosphorous after all:

http://scienceblogs.com/webeasties/2010/12/guest_post_arsenate-based_dna.php
http://rrresearch.blogspot.com/2010/12/arsenic-associated-bacteria-nasas.html

Bad science, sloppy research.

Well, at least Eris is still a planet, and RAW is still dead, right ...

Awwww how sad. :(
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 06, 2010, 10:53:44 PM
Although, I might wait until a source somewhat more credible than a blogger refutes it.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 07, 2010, 12:59:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2010, 10:53:44 PM
Although, I might wait until a source somewhat more credible than a blogger refutes it.

Yeah, my guess is that NASA wouldn't jump the gun on something like this. Of course the results have to be verified, but if the peer reviewers saw nothing wrong with the research (unless I'm thinking of some other recent thing) then it's still a good indicator that what we think are vital elements can be swapped out for similar ones.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: LMNO on December 07, 2010, 05:22:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2010, 10:53:44 PM
Although, I might wait until a source somewhat more credible than a blogger refutes it.

http://www.slate.com/id/2276919/

QuoteWas this merely a case of a few isolated cranks? To find out, I reached out to a dozen experts on Monday. Almost unanimously, they think the NASA scientists have failed to make their case.

"It would be really cool if such a bug existed," said San Diego State University's Forest Rohwer, a microbiologist who looks for new species of bacteria and viruses in coral reefs. But, he added, "none of the arguments are very convincing on their own." That was about as positive as the critics could get.

"This paper should not have been published," said Shelley Copley of the University of Colorado.
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Phox on December 07, 2010, 05:56:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 07, 2010, 05:22:11 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 06, 2010, 10:53:44 PM
Although, I might wait until a source somewhat more credible than a blogger refutes it.

http://www.slate.com/id/2276919/

QuoteWas this merely a case of a few isolated cranks? To find out, I reached out to a dozen experts on Monday. Almost unanimously, they think the NASA scientists have failed to make their case.

"It would be really cool if such a bug existed," said San Diego State University's Forest Rohwer, a microbiologist who looks for new species of bacteria and viruses in coral reefs. But, he added, "none of the arguments are very convincing on their own." That was about as positive as the critics could get.

"This paper should not have been published," said Shelley Copley of the University of Colorado.

:cry:

Title: Re: New Life
Post by: AFK on December 07, 2010, 06:07:54 PM
This isn't the first time NASA has jumped the gun on something.  Just ask the McCauliffes. 
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2010, 06:12:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 07, 2010, 06:07:54 PM
This isn't the first time NASA has jumped the gun on something.  Just ask the McCauliffes. 

:lulz:
Title: Re: New Life
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 08, 2010, 05:14:47 AM
:facepalm:

of course.
Long term memory seems to be a bit haywire.