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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on December 05, 2010, 02:48:51 PM

Title: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Cain on December 05, 2010, 02:48:51 PM
http://blog.tsa.gov/2010/12/dont-you-believe-it.html

In other news, noted essayist Jonathan Swift did not really say the Irish should eat babies, and Stephen Colbert is not really a stupid, rightwing newshow host.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: PopeTom on December 05, 2010, 04:11:56 PM
Clearly Cain you've never met an average American.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Adios on December 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on December 05, 2010, 04:11:56 PM
Clearly Cain you've never met an average American.

Are you saying that we really are all retards?  :evil:
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: PopeTom on December 05, 2010, 04:19:00 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on December 05, 2010, 04:11:56 PM
Clearly Cain you've never met an average American.

Are you saying that we really are all retards?  :evil:

I'm just saying that the story from Dead Serious News was passed among my FB friends as real news for a couple of days before anyone bothered to check to see if there might be satirical news websites other than The Onion.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2010, 04:24:49 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on December 05, 2010, 04:11:56 PM
Clearly Cain you've never met an average American.

Are you saying that we really are all retards?  :evil:

If you have to ask, I think that's an automatic "yes".

I just spent the last hour or so watching fucked up TSA YouTube videos. This is why I don't fly and do support an uprising. :P
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Adios on December 05, 2010, 04:36:19 PM
It is pretty sad that Americans swallow so many things hook, line and sinker.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2010, 04:37:48 PM
We are a gullible breed.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
The TSA has a pretty firm basis for this belief, I would say.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: PopeTom on December 05, 2010, 06:43:37 PM
Actually, never mind the average American.  The average person with an Internet connection.

Otherwise sites like Snopes (http://www.snopes.com) and The Straight Dope (http://www.straightdope.com/) wouldn't need to exist.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Triple Zero on December 05, 2010, 08:05:01 PM
The comments on that blog article are actually pretty insightful. Also, sad that it had to be the comments to mention the refuted articles are in fact satire (as clearly stated on their websites).
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Jasper on December 05, 2010, 09:39:44 PM
Blogger Bob.

I uh. 

That was easily the most cornball blog post I have ever read.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Jenne on December 06, 2010, 10:28:50 PM
:lol:  I had the same though, Sig.  And yes, there's a REASON why this seemed so believable--the urostomy bag example comes easily to mind. 
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: Cuddlefish on December 07, 2010, 04:57:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 05, 2010, 04:36:19 PM
It is pretty sad that Americans swallow so many things hook, line and sinker.

Including the belief that showing the world your naughty bits/having your naughty bits fondled will help protect us from terrorist attacks.

I'm really beginning to hate this place.
Title: Re: The TSA thinks you're all retards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 07, 2010, 05:09:00 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefist on December 07, 2010, 04:57:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 05, 2010, 04:36:19 PM
It is pretty sad that Americans swallow so many things hook, line and sinker.

Including the belief that showing the world your naughty bits/having your naughty bits fondled will help protect us from terrorist attacks.

I'm really beginning to hate this place.

I think you meant to say, "I love this place like I love seeing what I can fit in my ass!"