Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2010, 07:40:08 PM

Title: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2010, 07:40:08 PM
See this?  It's a forked stick.
It's a very useful thing.
You can use it to kill a snake (very important in these mountains).
You can use it to whack a tweaker over the head (Tucson, remember).
It's a weapon.
It's a lever.
It can prop your hatchback open while you get the groceries out.
Yep, there's nothing like a stick.
In fact, if you put the fork in your armpit, you can walk with it.
See?  Almost as good as that foot you used to have.
Thank you for your service, and the best of luck finding a job.
Goodbye, now.
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Juana on December 08, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
:x Is that really how shit is going down?
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2010, 07:44:45 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on December 08, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
:x Is that really how shit is going down?

Pretty much.  PTSD, for example, is being routinely denied by the VA because "they were crazy before they joined". 

And about 20% of Tucson's homeless people are veterans.  Can't speak for anywhere else.
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Whatever on December 08, 2010, 07:47:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2010, 07:44:45 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on December 08, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
:x Is that really how shit is going down?

Pretty much.  PTSD, for example, is being routinely denied by the VA because "they were crazy before they joined". 

And about 20% of Tucson's homeless people are veterans.  Can't speak for anywhere else.

We have a slightly higer percentage as we have full VA medical facilities here.  But yeah!! :sad:
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Juana on December 08, 2010, 07:53:37 PM
A quick search didn't give me my city's rate, but California has about 25,000 of them total.

:( Makes me wish I was in a position to help them by hiring them or something.
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2010, 07:56:58 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on December 08, 2010, 07:53:37 PM
A quick search didn't give me my city's rate, but California has about 25,000 of them total.

Reported.
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Juana on December 08, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Point. 25,000 that we know of, then, statewide.
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Jasper on December 09, 2010, 01:41:43 AM
WAIT why would someone with PTSD join the ARMY?
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 09, 2010, 01:43:58 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 09, 2010, 01:41:43 AM
WAIT why would someone with PTSD join the ARMY?

Exactly.
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2010, 03:49:44 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 09, 2010, 01:41:43 AM
WAIT why would someone with PTSD join the ARMY?

They don't have to make sense, if you don't have the power to fight it.
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Jasper on December 09, 2010, 09:31:05 AM
I can only conclude that reality itself is an elaborate FBI terrorism sting.
Title: Re: Advice to a Returning Veteran.
Post by: Phox on December 09, 2010, 02:32:16 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 09, 2010, 09:31:05 AM
I can only conclude that reality itself is an elaborate FBI terrorism sting.

Yes, that does seem to make sense. I'm still waiting for them to answer when I pick up the phone and start talking to them when no one's on the line, though.