So I hear poptart was some cool dude who put you guys in your place, any truth to this?
derp
He's like your little brother, you make fun of him, even push him down the stairs
But mom says you have to let him tag along
Stupid Poptart is old news he ain't got nothing on me.
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
Ummmm Num Num
I do not know of this poptart you speak of :sad:
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 07:49:28 AM
So I hear poptart was some cool dude who put you guys in your place, any truth to this?
Not yet anyway. Still waiting on you to do anything cool.
Oh and you are only allowed have the rizzo account poptart, and that's because we find it funny.
But but... I don't want to be Rizzo anymore, you can't make me. Never knew Batman was a Nazi jew
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Quote from: Rizzo on December 10, 2010, 12:22:08 PM
But but... I don't want to be Rizzo anymore,
Thats why its funny.
Who is this poptart guy, anyways? I must have missed something.
Troll petioner of the moment. Kind of meh.
Wait a minute, lets follow the logic here.
Poptart "put us guys in our place".
Our place is pretty awesome, by most people's opinions.
Poptart is only really a minor poster here.
Therefore, Poptart is one of the little people who made all of this possible.
Quote from: Dalekk on December 10, 2010, 01:16:49 PM
Who is this poptart guy, anyways? I must have missed something.
He's kind of like that little flies in the summer that flies around your head. Never really lands on you, just buzzing around being mildly annoying.
Hey Guys, I found an anagram of "principia discordia":
"Priapic Dad is Ironic"
Anyone else who finds this awesome?
also: "Acidic Airdrops I Nip"
find 55554 more anagrams of "principia discordia" here:
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=principia+discordia&t=1000&a=n (link has been posted around here some time ago).
oh shit, it's like TWO threads in apple talk now
this has deeply upset me,
and there's no way I could possibly go on posting here
"cain is priapic droid"
"acid, acid, i snip prior"
"brr wet leg"
(thats you)
"desparation" = "a rope ends it"
EDIT: missed ü. you failed. what's the problem with PD and Ü?
Suck Theft Up Uh = Shut the fuck up
"brewers wine glut" = "weltbuerger wins"
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 03:00:27 PM
"brewers wine glut" = "weltbuerger wins"
Weltberger, you have owned this forum far more then poptart ever will. I commend you for that.
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/7707/3708989204.jpg)
Weltburger, you actually have the capacity to be funny, which you've demonstrated in this thread. Why again the overwhelming desire to, well, act like your very unfortunate self?
You should try being someone else. Someone better.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
Weltburger, you actually have the capacity to be funny, which you've demonstrated in this thread. Why again the overwhelming desire to, well, act like your very unfortunate self?
You should try being someone else. Someone better.
Hiccup: [Stoick has just thrust a large battle axe into his hands] I... don't wanna fight dragons.
Stoick: [chuckles] Oh, come on, yes, you do.
Hiccup: Rephrase: Dad, I *can't* kill dragons.
Stoick: But you *will* kill dragons!
Hiccup: No... I'm really very extra sure that I won't.
Stoick: It's time, Hiccup...
Hiccup: Can you *not* hear me?
Stoick: - this is *serious*, son.
[He takes the axe from Hiccup]
Stoick: When you carry this axe,
[he returns the axe to Hiccup]
Stoick: you carry all of us with you. Which means you *walk* like us, you *talk* like us, you *think* like us. No more of
[gestures to Hiccup]
Stoick: this.
Hiccup: You just gestured to *all* of me.
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 02:47:16 PM
EDIT: missed ü. you failed. what's the problem with PD and Ü?
wow, shows me for trying to joke around with you, Mr. Bitterness
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
Weltburger, you actually have the capacity to be funny, which you've demonstrated in this thread. Why again the overwhelming desire to, well, act like your very unfortunate self?
You should try being someone else. Someone better.
Maybe our understandings of being part of an online community are not the same. For me it means getting information and entertainment. Far behind those two things are the meatspace people operating their machines. I can not tell much about them. At most if they entertain me or not. Or if I can get useful information from them or not. For me it's not like being with friends here. I find it hard to associate any real emotions to online people or to really care about their opinions. Wait. That's how I am in real life. :x
Never mind, i'll try to be someone better.
Ok Cramulus im making an exception in not caring about people's feelings:
"Elegant Muscular Man" = "Cramulus, a Gentleman"
:lulz: :lulz: bravo!
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 03:49:16 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
Weltburger, you actually have the capacity to be funny, which you've demonstrated in this thread. Why again the overwhelming desire to, well, act like your very unfortunate self?
You should try being someone else. Someone better.
Maybe our understandings of being part of an online community are not the same. For me it means getting information and entertainment. Far behind those two things are the meatspace people operating their machines. I can not tell much about them. At most if they entertain me or not. Or if I can get useful information from them or not. For me it's not like being with friends here. I find it hard to associate any real emotions to online people or to really care about their opinions. Wait. That's how I am in real life. :x
Never mind, i'll try to be someone better.
Ah, so you are a sociopath. Good to know.
hoopla is bored = bad polio horse
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em = A cab fee? Unite, Minty Mojo!
I have an urge to make my discordian holy name Minty Mojo. :lol:
Quote from: HOOPLA on December 10, 2010, 04:03:01 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 03:49:16 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 03:17:23 PM
Weltburger, you actually have the capacity to be funny, which you've demonstrated in this thread. Why again the overwhelming desire to, well, act like your very unfortunate self?
You should try being someone else. Someone better.
Maybe our understandings of being part of an online community are not the same. For me it means getting information and entertainment. Far behind those two things are the meatspace people operating their machines. I can not tell much about them. At most if they entertain me or not. Or if I can get useful information from them or not. For me it's not like being with friends here. I find it hard to associate any real emotions to online people or to really care about their opinions. Wait. That's how I am in real life. :x
Never mind, i'll try to be someone better.
Ah, so you are a sociopath. Good to know.
If sociopath = POS who should die in a fire then OH HELL YES!!!
a harm talk slid - khara still mad
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 02:47:16 PM
"desparation" = "a rope ends it"
EDIT: missed ü. you failed. what's the problem with PD and Ü?
It's a silly letter. Too silly for us even.
Edited for homonym fail.
doktor blight - dog klit broth
I will say, I do get a kick out of Weltburger even when I'm calling him an asshole. Especially after Poptard. Poptard's just :|
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 04:57:30 PM
doktor blight - dog klit broth
Like this. This is funny.
Now do Nephew Twiddleton.
so your user text: "Now black belt in Jen Mo!"
is that an anagram too? and you want to tell us "No Bi Man Blew Jet Clonk"? "No Jock Man Will Be Bent"? "I am Job - Blown Neck Lent"?
or should I interpret it that you've been using "Jen Mo" acupuncture -- apparently punching yourself in the taint right at the point of orgasm? :lol:
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 04:16:24 PM
hoopla is bored = bad polio horse
I am never bored. However, I do find horses with polio amusing, so carry on...
Quote from: Cramulus on December 10, 2010, 05:01:55 PM
so your user text: "Now black belt in Jen Mo!"
is that an anagram too? and you want to tell us "No Man Blew Bi Clonk Jet"? "No Man Be Bent Jock Will"? "I am Job - Blown Neck Lent"?
or should I interpret it that you've been using "Jen Mo" acupuncture -- apparently punching yourself in the taint right at the point of orgasm? :lol:
i have tried jen mo acupressure once. it promises a longer orgasm by stopping the release of semen. but i was not convinced and my partner neither. and as soon as i let loose, it all came out. i guess it requires exercise and/or a stronger will to press your fingers between anus and sack.
and now, ladies and gentleman: a palindrome!
"a hoopla dogma: i am god al poo! ha!"
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 03:49:16 PM
For me it's not like being with friends here.
That's fortunate, Weltburger.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 10, 2010, 04:53:17 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 02:47:16 PM
"desparation" = "a rope ends it"
EDIT: missed ü. you failed. what's the problem with PD and Ü?
It's a silly letter. Too silly for us even.
Edited for homonym fail.
Why can't they use the real alphabet over there?
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
i have tried jen mo acupressure once. it promises a longer orgasm by stopping the release of semen. but i was not convinced and my partner neither. and as soon as i let loose, it all came out. i guess it requires exercise and/or a stronger will to press your fingers between anus and sack.
I'm so sorry your
hand date blow up doll was disappointed. Maybe take
it her to dinner first the next time!
Khara, GTFO already! - Arrogated Half Yak!
You're Overreacting! - A Gore Recover Unity!
Get Over It Already! - A Raged Yeti Revolt!
Bad Khara, Sit! - A Bark, I Shat!
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 07:52:30 PM
Khara, GTFO already! - Arrogated Half Yak!
You're Overreacting! - A Gore Recover Unity!
Get Over It Already! - A Raged Yeti Revolt!
Bad Khara, Sit! - A Bark, I Shat!
Fuck off, vermin.
(http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/5586/1190286750.jpg)
TGRR - Never getting too old for any shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2010, 06:57:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 10, 2010, 04:53:17 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 02:47:16 PM
"desparation" = "a rope ends it"
EDIT: missed ü. you failed. what's the problem with PD and Ü?
It's a silly letter. Too silly for us even.
Edited for homonym fail.
Why can't they use the real alphabet over there?
I think it's because they're mostly illiterate.
:lulz:
I know we shouldn't encourage him, but that picture is FUNNY.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 10, 2010, 05:04:23 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 04:16:24 PM
hoopla is bored = bad polio horse
I am never bored. However, I do find horses with polio amusing, so carry on...
Fuck you! My horse died from polio!!
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 08:22:45 PM
(http://img816.imageshack.us/img816/5586/1190286750.jpg)
TGRR - Never getting too old for any shit.
Can't see the image.
However, the fact that you won't post a pic means that I don't care.
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 03:49:16 PM
Maybe our understandings of being part of an online community are not the same. For me it means getting information and entertainment. Far behind those two things are the meatspace people operating their machines. I can not tell much about them. At most if they entertain me or not. Or if I can get useful information from them or not. For me it's not like being with friends here. I find it hard to associate any real emotions to online people or to really care about their opinions.
DAMN. The guy fucking nailed it, you gotta hand it to him. All hail Weltburger.
Quote from: Rizzo on December 10, 2010, 10:39:17 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 03:49:16 PM
Maybe our understandings of being part of an online community are not the same. For me it means getting information and entertainment. Far behind those two things are the meatspace people operating their machines. I can not tell much about them. At most if they entertain me or not. Or if I can get useful information from them or not. For me it's not like being with friends here. I find it hard to associate any real emotions to online people or to really care about their opinions.
DAMN. The guy fucking nailed it, you gotta hand it to him. All hail Weltburger.
So nobody is real to you, either? How nice.
I would like to take this opportunity to one again ask kindly (beg) that my original IP addy be unbanned. If this is done, I will not make post here for a period of one (1) month. Also, I will make one account and one account only, which will be public knowledge. Even though I will probably still be annoying when I make my triumphant return, I promise to be at least 50% less annoying.
Your friend and secret lover,
Rizzo
PD.com does not negotiate with douchetards.
Quote from: Rizzo on December 10, 2010, 10:56:37 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to one again ask kindly (beg) that my original IP addy be unbanned. If this is done, I will not make post here for a period of one (1) month. Also, I will make one account and one account only, which will be public knowledge. Even though I will probably still be annoying when I make my triumphant return, I promise to be at least 50% less annoying.
Your friend and secret lover,
Rizzo
Yeah, Poptard, your behavior with your last several incarnations makes that very likely.
I feel like an asshole for even having discussed the matter with you over email. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. You have no interest in doing anything other than what you've been doing.
Other admins: My vote is "no", just because he wants it.
Incidentally, the conversation went basically like this:
Poptard: "C'mon, lemme have my IP back."
Me: "Not my call, that's up to ECH at the very least. I suggest you create another account, behave like a human fucking being, and then PM ECH with the request after a while."
Poptard: *creates multiple new accounts, and acts like an asshole, same as always*
Again, I am utterly against him EVER getting his IP back. Just my vote.
No worries. I'm never going to OK him being unbanned. I'm just letting him string along the Rizzo account because it's fun to watch him grovel and suck up our abuse like a lapdog.
Quote from: Abraxas on December 10, 2010, 11:14:10 PM
No worries. I'm never going to OK him being unbanned. I'm just letting him string along the Rizzo account because it's fun to watch him grovel and suck up our abuse like a lapdog.
I was kind of thinking of waiting to see him making a long post, and then banning him before he submits it, then unbanning the account the next morning, rinse & repeat.
:lulz:
That would be epic.
Quote from: Abraxas on December 10, 2010, 11:14:10 PM
No worries. I'm never going to OK him being unbanned.
OKIE DOKIE :lulz:
Image removed & banned - TGRR
Quote from: Rizzo on December 10, 2010, 10:39:17 PM
Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on December 10, 2010, 03:49:16 PM
Maybe our understandings of being part of an online community are not the same. For me it means getting information and entertainment. Far behind those two things are the meatspace people operating their machines. I can not tell much about them. At most if they entertain me or not. Or if I can get useful information from them or not. For me it's not like being with friends here. I find it hard to associate any real emotions to online people or to really care about their opinions.
DAMN. The guy fucking nailed it, you gotta hand it to him. All hail Weltburger.
You have to be the single most retarded person I've ever had knowledge of, and that's pretty bad, because I know plenty of tards. Rizzo, do the whole world a favor and kill yourself. Seriously. I won't even feel guilty if you do. Please, eat a grill of an eighteen wheeler doing 120 mph.
Nobody likes you. If that's what you consider victory, then, there you have it. But, I think you secretly
want to be liked and accepted here, but you know that you are simply too much of a retard to ever be accepted anywhere. Please kill yourself.
Sorry, he can't read that until he logs in under one of his other accounts.
He started image spamming, so he's gone.
His last image on this page is ridiculously NSFW. If this wasn't my day off, it might've been a bad situation.
Edit: Thanks, Faust. That was quick.
Edit2: Hah, okay first it said Faust, then it said Roger. Thanks both.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 11:34:31 PM
His last image on this page is ridiculously NSFW. If this wasn't my day off, it might've been a bad situation.
Edit: Thanks, Faust. That was quick.
That's okay. Enough is enough, time to have some fun with his original IP.
Image spamming whatever next, how outlandish.
Quote from: Faust on December 10, 2010, 11:36:09 PM
Image spamming whatever next, how outlandish.
He's fucking boring.
Anyway, just to make this interesting, I'm going to sign him up for shit, IRL. I've got a few bucks to spare, perhaps he'd like some magazines. Without, you know, the brown paper wrapper.
Does NAMBLA have a newsletter, I wonder?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2010, 11:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 10, 2010, 11:36:09 PM
Image spamming whatever next, how outlandish.
He's fucking boring.
Anyway, just to make this interesting, I'm going to sign him up for shit, IRL. I've got a few bucks to spare, perhaps he'd like some magazines. Without, you know, the brown paper wrapper.
Does NAMBLA have a newsletter, I wonder?
its up to you, I wouldn't fuck with him in real life... except its entirely possible to forward his details to the authorities now over his comment about "sexually assaulting minors".
I won't post if I do it or not on the boards of course. I wouldn't want him to know if they are coming for him or not.
Quote from: Faust on December 10, 2010, 11:44:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2010, 11:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 10, 2010, 11:36:09 PM
Image spamming whatever next, how outlandish.
He's fucking boring.
Anyway, just to make this interesting, I'm going to sign him up for shit, IRL. I've got a few bucks to spare, perhaps he'd like some magazines. Without, you know, the brown paper wrapper.
Does NAMBLA have a newsletter, I wonder?
its up to you, I wouldn't fuck with him in real life... except its entirely possible to forward his details to the authorities now over his comment about "sexually assaulting minors".
I won't post if I do it or not on the boards of course. I wouldn't want him to know if they are coming for him or not.
Point, that is kind of "Tentasticle".
Meh. Let's just keep banning him.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2010, 11:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 10, 2010, 11:36:09 PM
Image spamming whatever next, how outlandish.
He's fucking boring.
Anyway, just to make this interesting, I'm going to sign him up for shit, IRL. I've got a few bucks to spare, perhaps he'd like some magazines. Without, you know, the brown paper wrapper.
Does NAMBLA have a newsletter, I wonder?
Yes it does. Or did, anyway. I've used that one before. :lulz:
Also, manilla envelopes stamped "HIV Test Results", "Herpes Support Center", "Penile Reconstructive Clinic", etc.
Quote from: Abraxas on December 10, 2010, 11:46:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2010, 11:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 10, 2010, 11:36:09 PM
Image spamming whatever next, how outlandish.
He's fucking boring.
Anyway, just to make this interesting, I'm going to sign him up for shit, IRL. I've got a few bucks to spare, perhaps he'd like some magazines. Without, you know, the brown paper wrapper.
Does NAMBLA have a newsletter, I wonder?
Yes it does. Or did, anyway. I've used that one before. :lulz:
Also, manilla envelopes stamped "HIV Test Results", "Herpes Support Center", "Penile Reconstructive Clinic", etc.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2010, 11:37:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on December 10, 2010, 11:36:09 PM
Image spamming whatever next, how outlandish.
He's fucking boring.
Anyway, just to make this interesting, I'm going to sign him up for shit, IRL. I've got a few bucks to spare, perhaps he'd like some magazines. Without, you know, the brown paper wrapper.
Does NAMBLA have a newsletter, I wonder?
Wow that certainly mean I guess American take everything here way too serious?
fucking ban this one. His fucking thing says pedophile rapist for fucksake.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on December 11, 2010, 12:08:00 AM
fucking ban this one. His fucking thing says pedophile rapist for fucksake.
Funny, that. :lulz:
Quote from: Rizzo on December 10, 2010, 10:56:37 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to one again ask kindly (beg) that my original IP addy be unbanned. If this is done, I will not make post here for a period of one (1) month. Also, I will make one account and one account only, which will be public knowledge. Even though I will probably still be annoying when I make my triumphant return, I promise to be at least 50% less annoying.
Your friend and secret lover,
Rizzo
Like an "I want a helicopter and guaranteed escape and I won't kill the hostages" from someone who hasn't got any hostages.
I made this thread in a way which would most likely force the fastest reply...in a way I was kind of right.
Anyway who is PopTart? I have seen his name mentioned a lot so I created this thread in the hopes of finding out; which despite the fast response time and rates has yet to be answered.
A troll that keeps creating new accounts. Well, kind of a troll. It's really someone who's just boring as shit and butthurt over being banned, and so keeps coming back here to our annoyance, much like herpes.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 12, 2010, 12:27:19 AM
A troll that keeps creating new accounts. Well, kind of a troll. It's really someone who's just boring as shit and butthurt over being banned, and so keeps coming back here to our annoyance, much like herpes.
Blight beat me to it.
Also: :lulz:
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 12, 2010, 12:24:38 AM
I made this thread in a way which would most likely force the fastest reply...in a way I was kind of right.
Anyway who is PopTart? I have seen his name mentioned a lot so I created this thread in the hopes of finding out; which despite the fast response time and rates has yet to be answered.
Guy who got banned on suspicion of being a spambot or some-such, then instead of pointing out the mistake decided to start spamming under multiple accounts.
Well, it wasn't really a mistake, since he was spamming the forum.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 12, 2010, 12:27:19 AM
A troll that keeps creating new accounts. Well, kind of a troll. It's really someone who's just boring as shit and butthurt over being banned, and so keeps coming back here to our annoyance, much like herpes.
Among the best description of anyone I have heard in awhile.
Persona Facade's IP resolves to the same location as "Dean", the poster who came into IRC last night asking why he was banned for being Poptard.
Suspicious, no?
So, is it possible that we have located the really real poptart at long last? :lulz:
Dean has the same IP as me? That is odd, if anyone would have a similar IP to me it'd be the 2 other members who go to the same school as I.
I didn't say anyone had the same IP, did I?
I said they both resolved to the same geographical area.
Do try to keep up.
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on December 12, 2010, 06:38:42 AM
I didn't say anyone had the same IP, did I?
I said they both resolved to the same geographical area.
Do try to keep up.
Touche.
I suppose he or she is someone on my campus. I know 3 members of this forum IRL, would not be unlikely that others on this campus have accounts on PD and therefore similar IP.
yeah, if you're at a university that would make sense.
I'm still suspicious, though. It's just my nature.