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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on December 10, 2010, 05:34:23 PM

Title: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Cain on December 10, 2010, 05:34:23 PM
The Beaver (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321860/) is about "A troubled husband and executive adopts a beaver hand-puppet as his sole means of communicating".

A trailer can be seen here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOSOWNS3jts

Will this be worse than Gigli?  Only time can tell...
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: hooplala on December 10, 2010, 05:41:19 PM
WOW.  It seems too glorious for words.

I cannot wait.
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: AFK on December 10, 2010, 05:56:23 PM
It's an autobiography right?[/obvious joke]
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Richter on December 10, 2010, 06:02:54 PM
I thought that was "Mad Max"
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
I saw this trailer a few days ago.  It's.  So.  Fucking.  Awesome.

Can anyone else picture the beaver saying some shit about Jews and women and then Mel Gibson looking aghast as he points to the beaver to try and shirk blame?
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: hooplala on December 10, 2010, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
I saw this trailer a few days ago.  It's.  So.  Fucking.  Awesome.

Can anyone else picture the beaver saying some shit about Jews and women and then Mel Gibson looking aghast as he points to the beaver to try and shirk blame?

Yes.  And I love picturing it.  I'm a bad widdle boy.
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Whatever on December 10, 2010, 07:09:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 10, 2010, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
I saw this trailer a few days ago.  It's.  So.  Fucking.  Awesome.

Can anyone else picture the beaver saying some shit about Jews and women and then Mel Gibson looking aghast as he points to the beaver to try and shirk blame?

Yes.  And I love picturing it.  I'm a bad widdle boy.

I can see SNL doing just that and making it funny as all get out!!!
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: The Johnny on December 11, 2010, 05:23:18 AM

Guys, theres been this image circulating for a long while ago, is it a photoshop that someone made, or possibly it was Mel Gibson a long time ago acting the parts for the script ??????

(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/09/29/beaver-mel-gibson.jpg)

Im not kidding.
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: The Johnny on December 11, 2010, 05:27:13 AM

oh, now that ive seen the trailer, it seems he got photographed in the middle of shooting a long time ago.

Im dissapointed, i thought he was really as insane as to use a beaver hand puppet.
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Sticker_Ninja on December 11, 2010, 05:31:16 AM
honestly when i first saw the thread, and read it, i thought it was complete and utter bullshit. clicked the link and found out that in fact it was a reality. wow. wow. wow. i think castaway has him beat with talking to that volleyball....... just my vote.
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Bu🤠ns on December 11, 2010, 05:54:26 AM
Don't judge. I know communicate my best when wrist deep in beav.
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: dontblameyoko on December 13, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
hm. makes me wonder, is this based on his life, but with the addition of a beaver puppet to fix things?
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Dysnomia on December 13, 2010, 03:57:36 AM
the idea of the film is good. but the beaver hand puppet is WAT.
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Sticker_Ninja on December 13, 2010, 04:46:31 AM
Quote from: Burns on December 11, 2010, 05:54:26 AM
Don't judge. I know communicate my best when wrist deep in beav.

amen
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 13, 2010, 05:32:51 AM
The Razzies are going to be interesting this year. It'll be a tough fight between this, Jack Black's version of Gulliver's Travels and the new Yogi Bear movie.
Title: Re: The next piece of cinema magic to come from Mel Gibson
Post by: Cain on December 13, 2010, 07:23:16 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 13, 2010, 05:32:51 AM
The Razzies are going to be interesting this year. It'll be a tough fight between this, Jack Black's version of Gulliver's Travels and the new Yogi Bear movie.

A Yogi Berra movie, on the other hand...