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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on December 13, 2010, 07:46:07 PM

Title: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: AFK on December 13, 2010, 07:46:07 PM
A trip to Chernobyl

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40644062/ns/travel-destination_travel/

Apparently, Chernobyl will be open to tourists starting next year.  Actually, I would be kind of interested to take the tour.  I wouldn't take my kids with me.  They're weird enough as it is. 

Also, I wonder what those 2500 people who still work at the Chernobyl plant get paid. 
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Adios on December 13, 2010, 07:54:52 PM
Damn. I don't think so.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 13, 2010, 08:00:02 PM
That is hilarious. And scary.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Adios on December 13, 2010, 08:01:52 PM
The ministry also said Monday it hopes to finish building a new safer shell for the exploded reactor by 2015. The new shelter will cover the original iron-and-concrete structure hastily built over the reactor that has been leaking radiation, cracking and threatening to collapse.


The new shell is 345 feet tall, 853 feet wide and 490 feet long. It weighs 20,000 tons and will be slid over the old shelter using rail tracks. The new structure will be big enough to house the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris or the Statue of Liberty in New York.



Although that would be something to see put in place.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: AFK on December 13, 2010, 08:02:23 PM
I bet it's quiet there though.  Aside from the yattering of the other tourists around you.  
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2010, 08:31:07 PM
From what I understand, a lot of the wildlife has come back, but the town is still deserted.

This girl rides her motorcycle through the area, and has great pictures...

http://www.kiddofspeed.com/
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Jasper on December 13, 2010, 09:07:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2010, 08:31:07 PM
From what I understand, a lot of the wildlife has come back, but the town is still deserted.

This girl rides her motorcycle through the area, and has great pictures...

http://www.kiddofspeed.com/

Great quote(s) from one of her stories:

QuoteGood girls go to heaven. Bad ones go to hell. And girls on fast bikes go anywhere they want.

QuoteEach time I pass into the zone, I feel that I have entered an unreal world. In the dead zone, the silence of the villages, roads, and woods seem to tell something at me....something that I strain to hear....something that attracts and repels me both at the same time. It is divinely eerie - like stepping into that Salvador Dali painting with the dripping clocks.

ETA:  Found another.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2010, 09:17:08 PM
Yeah, she's really awesome. It's obvious that English is most definitely not her best language, but she does a great job with it.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Whatever on December 13, 2010, 09:18:51 PM
I don't know that I could go there without being so paranoid that I would be spazzing every second.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Jasper on December 13, 2010, 09:25:08 PM
Yep.  To prove Suu's point:

"Nature is relentless at reclaiming the land. In some hundred years all signs of humanity will be gone from here. Radiation will stay long after that. The future of this land is radiation, wolves and wormwood."
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Adios on December 13, 2010, 09:27:01 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 13, 2010, 09:25:08 PM
Yep.  To prove Suu's point:

"Nature is relentless at reclaiming the land. In some hundred years all signs of humanity will be gone from here. Radiation will stay long after that. The future of this land is radiation, wolves and wormwood."

Wormwood? Absinthe time!!!
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
That's the English translation of the word Chernobyl.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Adios on December 13, 2010, 09:36:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
That's the English translation of the word Chernobyl.

Oh.  :lulz:

Damn. When I go out I want to FF & WO. (freshly fucked and well oiled)
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2010, 09:38:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 13, 2010, 09:27:01 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 13, 2010, 09:25:08 PM
Yep.  To prove Suu's point:

"Nature is relentless at reclaiming the land. In some hundred years all signs of humanity will be gone from here. Radiation will stay long after that. The future of this land is radiation, wolves and wormwood."

Wormwood? Absinthe time!!!

Because nothing says "PARTY!" like having your liver slide out of your arse.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Adios on December 13, 2010, 09:40:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2010, 09:38:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 13, 2010, 09:27:01 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 13, 2010, 09:25:08 PM
Yep.  To prove Suu's point:

"Nature is relentless at reclaiming the land. In some hundred years all signs of humanity will be gone from here. Radiation will stay long after that. The future of this land is radiation, wolves and wormwood."

Wormwood? Absinthe time!!!

Because nothing says "PARTY!" like having your liver slide out of your arse.

It was a joke. That shit tastes nasty.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2010, 09:40:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 13, 2010, 09:40:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 13, 2010, 09:38:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 13, 2010, 09:27:01 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 13, 2010, 09:25:08 PM
Yep.  To prove Suu's point:

"Nature is relentless at reclaiming the land. In some hundred years all signs of humanity will be gone from here. Radiation will stay long after that. The future of this land is radiation, wolves and wormwood."

Wormwood? Absinthe time!!!

Because nothing says "PARTY!" like having your liver slide out of your arse.

It was a joke. That shit tastes nasty.

It's also not terribly good for you.  Unlike cheap whiskey.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Triple Zero on December 13, 2010, 09:41:07 PM
Relevant:

Picture story of a woman that made a motorcycle trip through the Chernobyl "Dead Zone" (http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/chapter1.html)


Never mind, already posted. Though my link goes to angelfire.com and is therefore more authenticTM :-P
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2010, 09:52:15 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 13, 2010, 09:41:07 PM
Relevant:

Picture story of a woman that made a motorcycle trip through the Chernobyl "Dead Zone" (http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/chapter1.html)


Never mind, already posted. Though my link goes to angelfire.com and is therefore more authenticTM :-P

Oh awesome! She added more! I was wondering why the first one I found was a mirror...

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed/index.html That's the index, has a sidebar of gallery links.
Title: Re: Call Up Your Travel Agent and book this vacation today!
Post by: Triple Zero on December 13, 2010, 10:27:03 PM
I just googled "motor chernobyl" ;-)