This damn thing doesn't work.
What kind of game are you running, here?
Now I suppose you want a fucking refund. Sorry, sport, not my fault you didn't read the fine print.
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 05:21:08 PM
Now I suppose you want a fucking refund. Sorry, sport, not my fault you didn't read the fine print.
I can't read it. Sanskrit doesn't count.
You're taking it back either way. If you give me an RMA, it will come back as is, rather than improved by the byproducts of my internal organs.
Fuck, don't you even keep the parts dry? It just sort of sits there and fizzles. The neighbors all laughed at me, and my children have taken to slapping me on the back of the head, like in Benny Hill.
No RMA for you. The return address isn't mine, it's Bob Doles. All it did was sizzle? No electrical shock followed by an explosion?
Oh, if the little green light ever does come on, run.
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 05:26:03 PM
No RMA for you. The return address isn't mine, it's Bob Doles. All it did was sizzle? No electrical shock followed by an explosion?
Oh, if the little green light ever does come on, run.
Which green light? There's 3 gre
Roger? Whoops.
Hey Charley, the boys in shipping just sent over a note, all that stuff that was noted to ship to the errr place down south in the swamps, yeah, it went to some guy in Tucson.
Julio just quit, he says he can't morally be associated with the company anymore and is heading back across the border tonight.
The other two guys never came back from lunch and I think they took the big box that was intended for Tucson with them, at least I can't find the fucker.
I'm going to need hazard pay!
Quote from: Niamh on December 22, 2010, 08:49:23 PM
Hey Charley, the boys in shipping just sent over a note, all that stuff that was noted to ship to the errr place down south in the swamps, yeah, it went to some guy in Tucson.
Julio just quit, he says he can't morally be associated with the company anymore and is heading back across the border tonight.
The other two guys never came back from lunch and I think they took the big box that was intended for Tucson with them, at least I can't find the fucker.
I'm going to need hazard pay!
Dammit. That shit has the capacity to fucking cure Tucson.
Julio was a pussy. Fuck him. Lazy bastard.
That box is leaking radiation, they won't get far.
You'll work for what I fucking tell you to work for. If you want a raise stick a jack up your ass.
Quote from: Niamh on December 22, 2010, 08:49:23 PM
Hey Charley, the boys in shipping just sent over a note, all that stuff that was noted to ship to the errr place down south in the swamps, yeah, it went to some guy in Tucson.
Julio just quit, he says he can't morally be associated with the company anymore and is heading back across the border tonight.
The other two guys never came back from lunch and I think they took the big box that was intended for Tucson with them, at least I can't find the fucker.
I'm going to need hazard pay!
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 08:55:32 PM
Dammit. That shit has the capacity to fucking cure Tucson.
Julio was a pussy. Fuck him. Lazy bastard.
That box is leaking radiation, they won't get far.
You'll work for what I fucking tell you to work for. If you want a raise stick a jack up your ass.
Cure? They fucking sent the cure?
I didn't as for a raise you old fart, I fucking asked for hazard pay as in it would be hazardous for me to not take a couple days off during the holidays. You too for that matter!!
Hell lets just take everyone down to the island for a few days. I'll text you the charter time!
Why the fuck would they want to cure Tucson? I thought you had it under control?
Goddamn day laborers, I told you we should have hired the crack heads from the corner for this shit!
Brazil, maybe. I don't think they have an extradition agreement with the U.S.
Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.
Well, to be honest it's not easy to
find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.
Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.
Yes, yes. A pity what the world's come to, isn't it?
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.
Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.
Hire her, we can work two locations till she buys it or they take her.
Brazil is out, I can get us a nice estate in Columbia. Might make a few connects while we're there and there's a pool for the kids!
Quote from: Niamh on December 22, 2010, 09:15:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.
Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.
Hire her, we can work two locations till she buys it or they take her.
Oh. Heh heh, no. I have my own operations to run. And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.
Quote from: Niamh on December 22, 2010, 09:15:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.
Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.
Hire her, we can work two locations till she buys it or they take her.
Brazil is out, I can get us a nice estate in Columbia. Might make a few connects while we're there and there's a pool for the kids!
Not Columbia, the country is run by the CIA. Remember what they did the last time we shipped to them.
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:21:46 PM
Quote from: Niamh on December 22, 2010, 09:15:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:09:21 PM
Not to criticize, but it sounds as if your operation needs a little managerial assistance.
Well, to be honest it's not easy to find good help keep the help alive. Coupled with having to move every couple of weeks I admit it's a bitch.
Hire her, we can work two locations till she buys it or they take her.
Brazil is out, I can get us a nice estate in Columbia. Might make a few connects while we're there and there's a pool for the kids!
Not Columbia, the country is run by the CIA. Remember what they did the last time we shipped to them.
Yes but I have it on good authority that the current regime is.... yeah ok....
Check with the Mrs, I'll find us someplace tropical.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.
If it was good enough for Jayne Mansfield, it's good enough for you.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.
If it was good enough for Jayne Mansfield, it's good enough for you.
Ok, I had to look that one up. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :argh!: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.
If it was good enough for Jayne Mansfield, it's good enough for you.
Hush, if she wants on top I'm okay with that. :D
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:48:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.
If it was good enough for Jayne Mansfield, it's good enough for you.
Hush, if she wants on top I'm okay with that. :D
Quiet you. :oops:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.
If it was good enough for Jayne Mansfield, it's good enough for you.
:spittake:
And then Terri's fist came down like a fucking asteroid, and everybody died. :cry:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:50:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:48:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.
If it was good enough for Jayne Mansfield, it's good enough for you.
Hush, if she wants on top I'm okay with that. :D
Quiet you. :oops:
And wear spurs.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 09:50:53 PM
And then Terri's fist came down like a fucking asteroid, and everybody died. :cry:
Amen to that one.
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:51:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:50:11 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 09:48:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 22, 2010, 09:17:34 PM
And besides, I'm much too ambitious to work under someone else.
If it was good enough for Jayne Mansfield, it's good enough for you.
Hush, if she wants on top I'm okay with that. :D
Quiet you. :oops:
And wear spurs.
:spittake:
I think I am pregnant. Damn you Phoxy! :argh!:
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 23, 2010, 08:55:17 PM
I think I am pregnant. Damn you Phoxy! :argh!:
:oops:
I told you not to go with latex. My eggs are corrosive.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:22:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 23, 2010, 08:55:17 PM
I think I am pregnant. Damn you Phoxy! :argh!:
:oops:
I told you not to go with latex. My eggs are corrosive.
See? The guy always gets blamed.
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
I think there is a shot for those.......
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 23, 2010, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
I think there is a shot for those.......
:crankey:
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 09:40:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 23, 2010, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
I think there is a shot for those.......
:crankey:
Or even some special cream to rub on.
Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with
you, my dear, dear fiancé. :evil:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 09:40:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 23, 2010, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
I think there is a shot for those.......
:crankey:
Or even some special cream to rub on.
Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. :evil:
*It all comes flooding back* Is this going to hurt
very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity, I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 09:40:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 23, 2010, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
I think there is a shot for those.......
:crankey:
Or even some special cream to rub on.
Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. :evil:
*It all comes flooding back* Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity, I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?
Oh no. It won't hurt for at least 24 hours. Incubation period, you know. And, of course I won't use the spurs, darling. I can make you bleed without any help. :evil:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 09:40:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 23, 2010, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
I think there is a shot for those.......
:crankey:
Or even some special cream to rub on.
Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. :evil:
*It all comes flooding back* Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity, I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?
Oh no. It won't hurt for at least 24 hours. Incubation period, you know. And, of course I won't use the spurs, darling. I can make you bleed without any help. :evil:
Just be careful with any spillage then. Last time they tested it, there was so much amphetamine present that the Doctors were using it to wake up long term coma victims (And some of them haven't slept since) Under the present HazMat scale, it has been given an estimated half life of over 200 years. Just warning you.
8)
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
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Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
I think there is a shot for those.......
:crankey:
Or even some special cream to rub on.
Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. :evil:
*It all comes flooding back* Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity, I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?
Oh no. It won't hurt for at least 24 hours. Incubation period, you know. And, of course I won't use the spurs, darling. I can make you bleed without any help. :evil:
Just be careful with any spillage then. Last time they tested it, there was so much amphetamine present that the Doctors were using it to wake up long term coma victims (And some of them haven't slept since) Under the present HazMat scale, it has been given an estimated half life of over 200 years. Just warning you.
8)
Honey, I'm a Doktor. Why do you think I want you to bleed in the first place?
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 08:30:35 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 11:26:54 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 09:40:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:55:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 23, 2010, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 23, 2010, 10:40:23 PM
And now I'm covered in itchy little bumps. I'm sensitive, you know.
I think there is a shot for those.......
:crankey:
Or even some special cream to rub on.
Oh, no. I'm spreading the love. Starting with you, my dear, dear fiancé. :evil:
*It all comes flooding back* Is this going to hurt very much, my Sweet? ( I won't scream for help, even if it does) If it's my fate to sink into the sweet depths of depravity, I promise I'll drag you right on down with me. But you can take those fucking spurs off first, or it's not happening! OK?
Oh no. It won't hurt for at least 24 hours. Incubation period, you know. And, of course I won't use the spurs, darling. I can make you bleed without any help. :evil:
Just be careful with any spillage then. Last time they tested it, there was so much amphetamine present that the Doctors were using it to wake up long term coma victims (And some of them haven't slept since) Under the present HazMat scale, it has been given an estimated half life of over 200 years. Just warning you.
8)
Honey, I'm a Doktor. Why do you think I want you to bleed in the first place?
In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) :lulz:
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 08:48:41 PM
]In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) :lulz:
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.
you were a sparkly Vampire.
sparkly Vampire.
:crankey:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 08:52:35 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 08:48:41 PM
]In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) :lulz:
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.
you were a sparkly Vampire.
sparkly Vampire.
:crankey:
Oops, did I say Sparkly Vampire? I must have meant "Erudite and sophisticated Lady of learning, poise, and sartorial elegance" (I'm always getting those two mixed up!)
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 09:16:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 08:52:35 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 08:48:41 PM
]In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) :lulz:
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.
you were a sparkly Vampire.
sparkly Vampire.
:crankey:
Oops, did I say Sparkly Vampire? I must have meant "Erudite and sophisticated Lady of learning, poise, and sartorial elegance" (I'm always getting those two mixed up!)
That's what I thought you said. :evilmad:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 09:18:56 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 09:16:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 08:52:35 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 08:48:41 PM
]In that case, I walked right into that one! (No fool like an old fool) :lulz:
And there was me thinking you were a sparkly Vampire.
you were a sparkly Vampire.
sparkly Vampire.
:crankey:
Oops, did I say Sparkly Vampire? I must have meant "Erudite and sophisticated Lady of learning, poise, and sartorial elegance" (I'm always getting those two mixed up!)
That's what I thought you said. :evilmad:
Do try and stay objective Sweety, . . :wink: Hmm?, "Thought" is far too tricky a beast on which to base any definitive conclusions on what you believe to be true. Or am I :fnord: ing what you meant?
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 10:06:35 PM
Do try and stay objective Sweety, . . :wink: Hmm?, "Thought" is far too tricky a beast on which to base any definitive conclusions on what you believe to be true. Or am I :fnord: ing what you meant?
You really are asking for it, aren't you?
I am so :?:1fap: about this thread
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 24, 2010, 10:16:28 PM
I am so :?:1fap: about this thread
What's to be confused about? Charley's pregnant, I have an unidentified STD, and BB will get it when I visit him after the holidays. Pretty straight forward, i would think.
Phox,
Sometimes wonders how she gets in these situations.
Also, Charley's wife may or may not have killed him. We're not sure yet.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Also, Charley's wife may or may not have killed him. We're not sure yet.
She may have killed him weeks ago, and actually be posting in his stead. Because people are always doing shit like that. Maybe.
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 11:49:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Also, Charley's wife may or may not have killed him. We're not sure yet.
She may have killed him weeks ago, and actually be posting in his stead. Because people are always doing shit like that. Maybe.
I have evidence to indicate that his mind was not separated from his body as of 42 hours ago. Anytime after that, I cannot say however.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 11:54:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 11:49:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Also, Charley's wife may or may not have killed him. We're not sure yet.
She may have killed him weeks ago, and actually be posting in his stead. Because people are always doing shit like that. Maybe.
I have evidence to indicate that his mind was not separated from his body as of 42 hours ago. Anytime after that, I cannot say however.
His mind quite often wanders off on it's own. It's an "age" thing I suppose. It usually wanders back though.
Quote from: BadBeast on December 25, 2010, 12:02:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 11:54:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 11:49:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Also, Charley's wife may or may not have killed him. We're not sure yet.
She may have killed him weeks ago, and actually be posting in his stead. Because people are always doing shit like that. Maybe.
I have evidence to indicate that his mind was not separated from his body as of 42 hours ago. Anytime after that, I cannot say however.
His mind quite often wanders off on it's own. It's an "age" thing I suppose. It usually wanders back though.
:argh!: :lulz:
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 27, 2010, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 25, 2010, 12:02:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 11:54:52 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 24, 2010, 11:49:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 24, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Also, Charley's wife may or may not have killed him. We're not sure yet.
She may have killed him weeks ago, and actually be posting in his stead. Because people are always doing shit like that. Maybe.
I have evidence to indicate that his mind was not separated from his body as of 42 hours ago. Anytime after that, I cannot say however.
His mind quite often wanders off on it's own. It's an "age" thing I suppose. It usually wanders back though.
:argh!: :lulz:
See? Nothing to worry about. Lucidity wins the day. :wink: