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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Adios on December 22, 2010, 08:11:52 PM

Title: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Adios on December 22, 2010, 08:11:52 PM
Prime Rib, cooked to a perfect 90 degrees. Candied yams. Pistascio (sp) pudding. Deviled eggs. Corn bread. Green bean caserole.

Served with au jus from the drippings.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Whatever on December 22, 2010, 08:43:25 PM
The kids finally decided....

Meatloaf
Au Gratin potatos
green bean casserole (sigh)
fried corn
deviled eggs
pickle, cheese, olive, nuts etc..
some kind of bread (probably biscuits)
red velvet cake

What can I say, we are anything but traditional....
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Adios on December 22, 2010, 08:46:17 PM
Quote from: Niamh on December 22, 2010, 08:43:25 PM
The kids finally decided....

Meatloaf
Au Gratin potatos
green bean casserole (sigh)
fried corn
deviled eggs
pickle, cheese, olive, nuts etc..
some kind of bread (probably biscuits)
red velvet cake

What can I say, we are anything but traditional....


To hell with tradition, that sounds delicious.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Whatever on December 22, 2010, 08:50:33 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 08:46:17 PM
Quote from: Niamh on December 22, 2010, 08:43:25 PM
The kids finally decided....

Meatloaf
Au Gratin potatos
green bean casserole (sigh)
fried corn
deviled eggs
pickle, cheese, olive, nuts etc..
some kind of bread (probably biscuits)
red velvet cake

What can I say, we are anything but traditional....


To hell with tradition, that sounds delicious.

So does yours!!!  And I have to agree, it's all about happy food on the holidays right?  Even if they want green bean casserole... sigh.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 22, 2010, 09:19:56 PM
Have you ever topped your green bean casserole with tater tots?

Soooo middle American. Sooooo delicious!
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Adios on December 22, 2010, 09:27:45 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 22, 2010, 09:19:56 PM
Have you ever topped your green bean casserole with tater tots?

Soooo middle American. Sooooo delicious!

Never even thought of it. That would make 2 potatoes though.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Suu on December 22, 2010, 10:06:06 PM
Stuffed manicotti with my mom's homemade tomato sauce! Meatballs on the side as to appease my diet. :)


It's always Italian and low-key on Christmas. We party on Christmas Eve, in which I know we're putting out a spiral ham and a turkey. Who knows wtf everyone else will bring. This will also involve way too much rum and sambuca. It always does.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Adios on December 22, 2010, 10:11:42 PM
What kind of rum does everybody like? We prefer Admiral Nelson spiced rum.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 22, 2010, 11:55:04 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 10:11:42 PM
What kind of rum does everybody like? We prefer Admiral Nelson spiced rum.

I don't really like rum, but my stepsister brought me back a bottle of Brugal from the Dominican Republic last year that I've worked about half way through.  It's pretty good.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Suu on December 23, 2010, 12:04:00 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 22, 2010, 10:11:42 PM
What kind of rum does everybody like? We prefer Admiral Nelson spiced rum.

Mom is partial to Mount Gay and Capt. Morgan Private Stock. I say, Sailor Jerry or GTFO.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Rumckle on December 23, 2010, 12:44:35 AM
Hmm, I'm not certain, but we do have a nice looking snapper, and we'll probably get some prawns, and either a roast chicken (which IMO it is too hot for), or some barbecue meats. Plus salads, and stuff. We also have a fruit cake.

I love summertime Xmases

ETA:
We now have ham and an arseload of cherries.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 23, 2010, 06:37:03 AM
I'm havin whatever everyone else is cooking.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Jasper on December 23, 2010, 07:00:41 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 23, 2010, 06:37:03 AM
I'm havin whatever everyone else is cooking.

Ditto.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2010, 07:01:41 AM
I am getting fucking crabs and shrimp.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Richter on December 23, 2010, 01:53:32 PM
Dead fucking cow, Yorkshire pudding, salad, and a few bottles of booze are the typical xmas for us.


Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2010, 07:01:41 AM
I am getting fucking crabs and shrimp.

Mental image:  100 rampaging horny crabs with strp-ons descending on a bevy of shrimp.  50% of the Shrimp flee in terror, 25% flee to keep up appearances, most of the rest pass out, and a few just lie there and try not to let everyone else realize thet they're into that.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Jenne on December 23, 2010, 04:24:30 PM
Hm, tomorrow we're having prime rib, turkey, potatoes (mashed if my grandmother's making them), brussel sprouts, salad, cranberry relish, my husband's qabli rice (Afghan traditional "party rice" with raisins, nuts and either candied orange peel or carrots in it), dressing, cheesecake (and I'm bringing my (in)famous cheeseball and crackers as well as a homemade pecan pie).

Xmas Day:  turkey, ham, crockpot cheese potatoes, crockpot pork n beans, ambrosia salad (gag), green bean casserole, rolls and pumpkin pie (I'm bringing another homemade pecan).
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2010, 06:06:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 23, 2010, 01:53:32 PM
Dead fucking cow, Yorkshire pudding, salad, and a few bottles of booze are the typical xmas for us.


Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2010, 07:01:41 AM
I am getting fucking crabs and shrimp.

Mental image:  100 rampaging horny crabs with strp-ons descending on a bevy of shrimp.  50% of the Shrimp flee in terror, 25% flee to keep up appearances, most of the rest pass out, and a few just lie there and try not to let everyone else realize thet they're into that.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 23, 2010, 06:08:18 PM
I think that what we're really doing is eating leftovers from Yule and lounging around Mr. Language's apartment drinking tea in our pajamas. I am beyond excited for this.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Nast on December 23, 2010, 09:06:50 PM
I missed cooking Thanksgiving this year, so I wanted to do something nice to make up for it:

Rosemary garlic roast leg of lamb

Roasted winter root vegetables
Salad of arugula, blood oranges, slivered fennel and toasted almonds

Chocolate souffles with cardamom creme anglaise

I hope it turns out well!
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Jenne on December 23, 2010, 09:10:52 PM
I want your recipes for that leg of lamb and the souffles, dude.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Adios on December 23, 2010, 10:46:55 PM
I love lamb.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Kai on December 24, 2010, 09:00:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 23, 2010, 07:01:41 AM
I am getting fucking crabs and shrimp.

SQUIDMAS!!!

I'm having roast duck tonight with immediate family.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2010, 09:17:36 PM
I just packed up a bag of leftovers (including a half-gallon of mexican hot chocolate!) and decided I'm going to use the leftover tamale fixins to make some kind of spicy chicken hominy stew for tomorrow.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 25, 2010, 09:11:08 PM
i get ham
     :)
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Adios on December 27, 2010, 06:00:24 PM
The Prime turned out perfectly. Then it turned into French Dip sandwiches for its second act.


*burp*
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 27, 2010, 06:05:45 PM
Duck, roasted with crispy skin and a current jelly glaze
Potatoes, Carrots, Onion roasted under the duck
Green bean casserole with fried onions on top
Ham
pecan pie/pumpkin pie

and awesome drinks:
White Rum + Frozen Yogurt + Garam Masala Simple Syrup
or
White Rum + Frozen Yogurt + Peach/Ginger Simple Syrup
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner
Post by: Jenne on December 27, 2010, 08:12:46 PM
"Garam Masala Simple Syrup"?  Double-yew-tee-eff!  Want!