Cain and Pixie declared this not funny, so I'm taking it back.
Sorry. Didn't realise sharing a laugh was forbidden here.
I wonder if they get their own jackets
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"
Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on December 23, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"
Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...
:mittens:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Also, love the BIP reference as well, you sneaky bastard :D
You know if you want to take a sickie if you work for the CIA you have to apply for a Break for Reasonable Bereavement.
QuoteSatire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Doesn't one of you spags declare this like, every other fucking day? Make some better satire and stop your bitching.
Also OMG BREAKING NEWS: INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TO LOOK AT POTENTIAL FALLOUT FROM CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING RELEASED. This is exactly the kind of work the CIA
should be doing. It's smart enough that I'm wondering whether I've woken up in some alternate universe where the CIA are competent. "Here is some information with a potential impact on the foreign relations on the USA, and here are a bunch of countries whose own intelligence agencies are likely devouring this information to see what they can discover which they may not have already known. Let's try and figure out how they'll respond."
Sounds like exactly what I'd ask the CIA to do.
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:39:57 PM
QuoteSatire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Doesn't one of you spags declare this like, every other fucking day? Make some better satire and stop your bitching.
Also OMG BREAKING NEWS: INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TO LOOK AT POTENTIAL FALLOUT FROM CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING RELEASED. This is exactly the kind of work the CIA should be doing. It's smart enough that I'm wondering whether I've woken up in some alternate universe where the CIA are competent. "Here is some information with a potential impact on the foreign relations on the USA, and here are a bunch of countries whose own intelligence agencies are likely devouring this information to see what they can discover which they may not have already known. Let's try and figure out how they'll respond."
Sounds like exactly what I'd ask the CIA to do.
Did you miss the joke or something Cain?
Or is it I who's just really drunk and unaware of your burning satire?
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on December 23, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"
Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...
P3nt is risen! its a miracle! :hides:
No, I saw it. WTF.
It just isn't very funny.
What happened to you Cain, you used to be cool...
Fuck you Lys.
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?
lol.
No seriously, what the fuck is up man?
How is the CIA taking on a hilarious initial-ism not funny?
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?
Uh-oh, you're gonna have to join me in the Non-Cool Kids Clubhouse now.
I suspect the people who point out this wouldn't even be considered satirical will follow shortly.
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?
Don't tell me Pent's follow up wasn't lol worthy either.
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:52:28 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?
Uh-oh, you're gonna have to join me in the Non-Cool Kids Clubhouse now.
I suspect the people who point out this wouldn't even be considered satirical will follow shortly.
I was joking asshole.
I'm wondering what the fuck is up your ass though. THIS IS APPLE TALK. Come on man.
Ah I see.
Clearly because my humour does not align perfectly with yours, something must be up. It cant ever be that I didn't find it funny. Oh no. There must be some deeper reason, some secret one I'm holding back.
I repeat: fuck you.
i have never been cool, Cain. whats more, I dont give a fuck.
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:55:43 PM
Ah I see.
Clearly because my humour does not align perfectly with yours, something must be up. It cant ever be that I didn't find it funny. Oh no. There must be some deeper reason, some secret one I'm holding back.
I repeat: fuck you.
No, not saying that at all.
I'm just saying.
COME ON MAN, don't tell me this is not at all in the slightest "lol" worthy.
Just. Come. On. Man.
no lulz to be had here.
why dont you go back to not saying anything? I liked you then.
All right. Fine. I take it back Cain. This is not funny at all in the slightest.
You're right, sorry for trying to share a laugh that wasn't there.
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:59:31 PM
no lulz to be had here.
why dont you go back to not saying anything? I liked you then.
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