Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 10:21:16 AM

Title: This is not funny and not worth wasting your time on.
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 10:21:16 AM
Cain and Pixie declared this not funny, so I'm taking it back.

Sorry. Didn't realise sharing a laugh was forbidden here.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obselete
Post by: the last yatto on December 23, 2010, 10:36:10 AM
I wonder if they get their own jackets
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 23, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"

Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 11:49:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on December 23, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"

Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...

:mittens:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 12:02:23 PM
Also, love the BIP reference as well, you sneaky bastard  :D
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
You know if you want to take a sickie if you work for the CIA you have to apply for a Break for Reasonable Bereavement.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:39:57 PM
QuoteSatire is dead, reality has made it obsolete

Doesn't one of you spags declare this like, every other fucking day?  Make some better satire and stop your bitching.

Also OMG BREAKING NEWS: INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TO LOOK AT POTENTIAL FALLOUT FROM CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING RELEASED.  This is exactly the kind of work the CIA should be doing.  It's smart enough that I'm wondering whether I've woken up in some alternate universe where the CIA are competent.  "Here is some information with a potential impact on the foreign relations on the USA, and here are a bunch of countries whose own intelligence agencies are likely devouring this information to see what they can discover which they may not have already known.  Let's try and figure out how they'll respond."

Sounds like exactly what I'd ask the CIA to do.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 12:42:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:39:57 PM
QuoteSatire is dead, reality has made it obsolete

Doesn't one of you spags declare this like, every other fucking day?  Make some better satire and stop your bitching.

Also OMG BREAKING NEWS: INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TO LOOK AT POTENTIAL FALLOUT FROM CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING RELEASED.  This is exactly the kind of work the CIA should be doing.  It's smart enough that I'm wondering whether I've woken up in some alternate universe where the CIA are competent.  "Here is some information with a potential impact on the foreign relations on the USA, and here are a bunch of countries whose own intelligence agencies are likely devouring this information to see what they can discover which they may not have already known.  Let's try and figure out how they'll respond."

Sounds like exactly what I'd ask the CIA to do.
Did you miss the joke or something Cain?
Or is it I who's just really drunk and unaware of your burning satire?
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 23, 2010, 12:45:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on December 23, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
QuoteWTF's first order of business will be a clampdown on the flow of sensitive information, under the remit of operation Restriction Of Future Leaks. To enable this task to run smoothly a new office of Leakage Oversight will be set up and a taskforce of Leak Oversight Liaisons will be charged with the daunting task of authoring a set of Best Information Practices and then overseeing the implementation. The initial staffing levels required are currently being debated but a spokesperson told wikileaks that "It's going to take a lot of LOL's to make a ROFL"

Okay so just maybe I made some parts of that up...

P3nt is risen! its a miracle! :hides:
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:47:51 PM
No, I saw it.  WTF.

It just isn't very funny.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 12:49:37 PM
What happened to you Cain, you used to be cool...
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:50:51 PM
Fuck you Lys.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 12:52:08 PM
lol.

No seriously, what the fuck is up man?

How is the CIA taking on a hilarious initial-ism not funny?
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:52:28 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?

Uh-oh, you're gonna have to join me in the Non-Cool Kids Clubhouse now.

I suspect the people who point out this wouldn't even be considered satirical will follow shortly.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?
Don't tell me Pent's follow up wasn't lol worthy either.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 12:53:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:52:28 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
i wasnt amused by it, why should Cain be?

Uh-oh, you're gonna have to join me in the Non-Cool Kids Clubhouse now.

I suspect the people who point out this wouldn't even be considered satirical will follow shortly.
I was joking asshole.

I'm wondering what the fuck is up your ass though. THIS IS APPLE TALK. Come on man.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:55:43 PM
Ah I see.

Clearly because my humour does not align perfectly with yours, something must be up.  It cant ever be that I didn't find it funny.  Oh no.  There must be some deeper reason, some secret one I'm holding back.

I repeat: fuck you.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 23, 2010, 12:56:44 PM
i have never been cool, Cain. whats more, I dont give a fuck.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 12:57:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2010, 12:55:43 PM
Ah I see.

Clearly because my humour does not align perfectly with yours, something must be up.  It cant ever be that I didn't find it funny.  Oh no.  There must be some deeper reason, some secret one I'm holding back.

I repeat: fuck you.

No, not saying that at all.
I'm just saying.
COME ON MAN, don't tell me this is not at all in the slightest "lol" worthy.
Just. Come. On. Man.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 23, 2010, 12:59:31 PM
no lulz to be had here.

why dont you go back to not saying anything? I liked you then.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 01:00:01 PM
All right. Fine. I take it back Cain. This is not funny at all in the slightest.

You're right, sorry for trying to share a laugh that wasn't there.
Title: Re: Satire is dead, reality has made it obsolete
Post by: Lies on December 23, 2010, 01:01:11 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on December 23, 2010, 12:59:31 PM
no lulz to be had here.

why dont you go back to not saying anything? I liked you then.
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