Yeah, remember that news thread you tried to drive me crazy with?
Well, TAKE THIS:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_network_stars
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We are at war. I didn't hit below the belt like that.
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 28, 2010, 08:43:42 PM
We are at war. I didn't hit below the belt like that.
Try to unremember it NOW, varlet!
Note: Nobody below the age of ~40 will understand why this is so horrible. Be grateful. Get on your knees and thank whatever it is you worship that you don't understand. Then go to youtube and fucking your shit for life.
Gabe Kaplan in running shorts.
That is all.
I am ill now, thanks.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 28, 2010, 08:45:58 PM
Gabe Kaplan in running shorts.
That is all.
And not running shorts as people understand them today. No, these were those polyester size-and-a-half-too-small shorts beloved by formerly athletic overweight gym teachers everywhere.
Let that ooze around your cranium awhile, right?
Salazorian equivalent of Chav adopted those shorts as the appropriate bottom half to a track suit. Cultural anthropologists are still uncertain if their guideline of "short enough to expose peen tip or ball" was due to immitation of gym teachers, an expression of typical Salazorian perversion, or both.
Gabe Kaplan is a terrifying human being. :x
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 09:01:03 PM
Gabe Kaplan is a terrifying human being. :x
The entire list in the link made me :horrormirth:
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 09:01:03 PM
Gabe Kaplan is a terrifying human being. :x
He didn't age well (see wikipedia).
He was, however, the star and co-creator of Welcome Back Kotter, which I remember as the last funny sitcom ever. Bear in mind that I was at the time brain-smashed by involuntary and prolonged exposure to The Bay City Rollers.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 09:01:03 PM
Gabe Kaplan is a terrifying human being. :x
He didn't age well (see wikipedia).
He was, however, the star and co-creator of Welcome Back Kotter, which I remember as the last funny sitcom ever. Bear in mind that I was at the time brain-smashed by involuntary and prolonged exposure to The Bay City Rollers.
Last warning, don't make me John Travolta your ass.
I liked Welcome Back Kotter. I find Battle of the Network Stars similar to a train wreck, except more gruesome and harder to look away from. :x
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 28, 2010, 09:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2010, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 09:01:03 PM
Gabe Kaplan is a terrifying human being. :x
He didn't age well (see wikipedia).
He was, however, the star and co-creator of Welcome Back Kotter, which I remember as the last funny sitcom ever. Bear in mind that I was at the time brain-smashed by involuntary and prolonged exposure to The Bay City Rollers.
Last warning, don't make me John Travolta your ass.
Remember Westwind? Little House on the Prairie? CHUCK BARRIS? :lulz:
I didn't want to do this. Really.
Man Shoots TV Over Bristol's 'Dancing' Routine
11/17/2010 8:07 AM PST by TMZ Staff
A SWAT team posted up outside a home in Wisconsin yesterday -- after a shotgun toting 67-year-old man blasted his TV because he was so enraged with Bristol Palin's performance on "Dancing with the Stars."
http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/17/bristol-palin-dancing-with-the-stars-man-shotgun-television-tv-wisconsin-steven-cowen/
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/11/17/1117-bristol-mug-abc-bn.jpg)
I vaguely remember Battle of the Stars. I do remember Circus of the Stars. I think Scott Baio was doing the tight rope or something.
KRISTY. MCNICHOL. :x
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 28, 2010, 09:10:39 PM
I didn't want to do this. Really.
Man Shoots TV Over Bristol's 'Dancing' Routine
11/17/2010 8:07 AM PST by TMZ Staff
A SWAT team posted up outside a home in Wisconsin yesterday -- after a shotgun toting 67-year-old man blasted his TV because he was so enraged with Bristol Palin's performance on "Dancing with the Stars."
I approve of this assbaggery.
Also, HOLLYWOOD SQUARES! PHYLIS DILLER WAS ON THAT, REMEMBER? YEAH, YOU DO!
(http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2309692.jpg)
(http://www.driko.org/smallpics/ateam_cast.jpg)
:lulz:
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 28, 2010, 09:26:39 PM
(http://www.driko.org/smallpics/ateam_cast.jpg)
:lulz:
"An American Family".
I love it when a plan comes together.
Oh dear god.
(http://www.driko.org/smallpics/chips_2.jpg)
Hawaii 5-0? Anyone?
Ahem.
I'll just leave this here...
(http://www.tvofyourlife.com/images/beautyshowlogo.jpg)